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Topic: Smurf Science... needs upgrading
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 02-27-2018 07:57 PM
Remember this?

Well... here's the science behind it:
"The Smurf is actually the result of a symbiotic relationship between two organisms. We believe that Smurfs put their 'embryos' in the button of a developing mushroom. From a distance, Smurfs seem like they are wearing a hat and pants but as you can see this is a fallacy. The fungus provides camouflage and protective epidermal layers for the creature, while the creature provides nutrients and mobility for the spreading of spores.
Smurfs are believed to be a hunter gatherer society. As you can see, this little guy is returning from a successful venture. It is generally difficult to spot a Smurf; they are very apprehensive and cunning. Sadly though, it is rumored that they are hunted for their medicinal properties. It's hard to determine but it is thought that there are not many colonies of Smurf left."
Okay... first off:
1. Who do they take their clothes off?
2. How do Papa Smurf, Smurfette, Sassette and Smurfette's of Smurfy Grove have hair?
This is why when I took it up to redesign the Smurfs, I used this as a basics but tweets it a little. However made this must revisit it with this information in mind and come up with a better scientific outlook on the Smurfs. But it did get me wondering... how would a Sci-fi based take on the Smurf work?
Posts: 696 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2014
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 02-28-2018 01:19 PM
I know this pic. It looks pretty interesting. Despite being blue like a common Smurf, this nice little creature reminds more a symbiosis between the cells of a mushroom and the genes of a cat due to his features. ![[Azrael]](graemlins/azrael.gif)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 02-28-2018 03:58 PM
Interestingly, why do they only wear hats and pants in cold weather? That's something the comic books and the cartoon show never really answers.
-------------------- VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA "Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4102 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 02-28-2018 04:08 PM
Vic, why don't you scientifically explain the Smurfs since you are the pioneer of Smurf fan fiction?
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 03-02-2018 06:08 AM
I'm not much of a scientific mind. I just say that a Smurf's body is able to adjust to various temperature changes. If anyone wants to get into the science of how that's possible, they can go right ahead.
-------------------- VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA "Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4102 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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