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Topic: "Redneck Smurfette" My fanfiction!
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Redneck Smurfette
Super Smurf
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posted 01-24-2016 08:04 PM
Our story starts out with Lumberjack Smurf, with his double-bladed ax walking through the village, makin his way to the forest. As he was walkin along, Hefty approached him sayin,"Hey Lumberjack! Heading out to the the forest?"
Lumberjack looked at Hefty and said," Ai Laddie! I'M a-gonna cut me some lumber!" "Well, I'll go with you! You might need some help!", replied Hefty.
"Much thanks to you ladd!", Lumberjack said as the two Smurfs headed out to the forest.
But what the two Smurfs didn't know was that from that moment on, the Smurf's lives would be changed forever...
As they walked along deeper and deeper into the forest, tryin to find the perfect place to chop, Hefty looked around very nervous. "Um, Lumberjack!", Hefty called,"Aren't we a little far from the village?"
"No laddie...Don't you be worrin, I know where we are a-goin!" Hefty looked confused at his remark. "Where ARE we going?" Hefty asked. Lumberjack smiled,"The perfect place..."
A little while later, the two Smurfs arrived at a beautiful area in the forest with a small waterfall, a little creek, and beautiful trees!
"WOW!", Hefty exclaimed."Ah, yes...The perfect place...I come here all the time for the beauty of this place and for some soothing peace."
"Whatdo you mean by 'soothing'?", Hefty asked confused.
"Well," Said Lumberjack,"every once in a while, I hear beautiful singing of our song."
"Where does it come from?"
"No idea laddie, everytime I get close to the creature that sings, it runs away!"
"Do you know what it looks like?" asked Hefty. Lumberjack sighed," No, but I wish I did...It sings so beautifully..."
A little while later, after the two Smurfs were busy chopin some wood...Off in the distance...
La la lala la la....la lala la la.....
Lumberjack leaned on his ax saying," ![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif) Ahhh...There it is ladd! Isn't it beautiful?... "
"Yah...", said Hefty," Let's follow it!"
Lumberjack looked surprised at Hefty, knowing that he specifically told Hefty that the creature only runs away when something approaches it!...But if there was the slightest chance that he could see it, he did not want to miss out on seeing the creature that sang so beautifully. So, he agread.
As they made their way silently through the bushes, the singing got louder and louder until they approached a group of very large trees. "The singing is coming from up there!", Hefty whispered as he was pointin to one of the trees.
As they looked up they saw something layin on one of the branches.
IT WAS A SMURFETTE!
The two Smurfs, not knowing what to say, in amazement, just stood there in the bushes.
The Smurfette had curly red hair and wore a black woven shirt with a plad shirt over it with stitched pants and a cap made out of leaves.
Lumberjack stood there gazing at the Smurfette.
"We have to tell Papa Smurf about this!", said Hefty. "Hmmm...You go ahead of me ladd, I be right along..",replied Lumberjack. "COME ON!", Hefty insisted as he grabbed Lumberjack's arm and the two Smurfs ran back to the village.
As the two Smurfs ran into the Village, ignoring the other Smurfs who passed by, they were yellin," Papa Smurf!! Papa Smurf!!"
Hearing this, Papa Smurf rushed outside. "What is it my little Smurfs?" The Smurfs tried to explain what happened, but was out of breath from all of that running... "We saw...We saw...huff huff..."
"We Saw a Smurfette! Huff....huff...Papa Smurf!" Hefty finally exclaimed. "Hefty...", said Papa Smurf while rolling his eyes," in case you haven't noticed, we've ALL seen Smurfette! She's right over there."
"No...huff...huff...We Saw...Huff...Another Smurfette!" exclaimed Lumberjack.
"ANOTHER SMURFETTE?!" Smurfette gasped while approaching the Smurfs. "Can it be true...?", Papa Smurf said in deep thought. "Are you sure you saw another Smurfette? It is rather hot today..." asked Papa Smurf. "As well as the smurf on my ax, I saw the lassie!"
"I can't believe it!" exclaimed Smurfette,"Another Smurfette! Oh, I can't wait to meet her!"
"Where did you see her?" asked Papa Smurf. Hefty pointed while saying,"At the far corner of the forest!"
Smurfette, bein excited exclaimed,"Oh, can we meet her Papa Smurf?" After a thought,"I don't see why not...Yes. I would like to meet her myself!"
As the Smurfs were headin out to the forest, At the same time in the forest....
The "Mysterious" Smurfette was gettin ready to leave her tree...
"Going fishing Redneck Smurfette?" said a nearby Imp.
"Yah Laddie, I'm a-gonna go have some peace and quiet." The Imp smiled and said,"Have fun!" And walked off.
As Redneck Smurfette approached the creek, she remembered that she forgot her net. So she set her things down and started to head on back.
Meanwhile, Gargamel and Azrael were making their way through that part of the forest...
"Blast it all Azrael!" exclaimed Gargamel," The Smurf's Village is no where to be found here...Let's go home." Then at that moment, they heard singing....
La la lala la la...I am almost home...La la lala la la...Then a-fishin I will go...
"A Smurf!" whispered Gargamel. Then the two villains crept through the bushes until they sprang out and grabbed Redneck Smurfette! ![[Gargamel]](graemlins/gargamel.gif)
Hahaha! I have you now Smurf!Eh...What? Who are you? Gargamel said confused. Alarmed, Redneck said,"Eh, No one!", wiggled out of his hand, and started to run away. "Get her Azrael! Don't let her get away!" Gargamel yelled! As Azrael was chacin Redneck Smurfette, she was almost to the clearing where her tree was when Azrael pounced on her and seized her by the collar of her shirt.
"Let me go you báirseach!",she yelled while trying to get loose. "Good Azrael! Now give her to me!"
"I've never seen you before...Who are you?" Gargamel said.
"I'm Redneck Smurfette! Why do you wanna know so bad?!
"Hahahaha! No matter! Come Azrael!"
The Smurfs saw this and followed Gargamel to his hovel.
While Gargamel was entering his hovel, he asked himself," Which experiment should I try first..."
Gargamel looked through his book of spells as Redneck Smurfette curiously watched in Gargamel's hand. "Ah! This is the one! But it requires toad spit... the wing of a bat... poisonous mushrooms... a Smurf tail..."
Redneck Smurfette gasped and yelled." NOT ME!" then she wiggled out of Gargamel's hands and jumped out the window.
Alarmed at this, Gargamel yelled,"WHAT?! Azrael! You let her escape! Catch her! Find her!" And the two went chasing after the Smurfette.The other Smurfs had finally caught up to see this. Papa Smurf exclaimed,"Quickly my little Smurfs! We must hurry! Gargamel and Azrael had chased her all the way to a small cave with a waterfall coming out of it. Redneck Smurfette looked all around but could not find a way to go around Gargamel, so she climbed to the top of the cave til she could climb no more. Gargamel, though because of his weight, the rocks began to crack a wee bit, followed. The Smurfs watched closely.
"Well my dear, your coming back to my hovel!"exclaimed Gargamel. Redneck Smurfette took a step beck to the edge of the rock. Unable to control himself, Lumberjack yelled,"Watch out lassie!!!" Redneck Smurfette was startled by this, slipped on the rock, hit her head and fell down the waterfall.
Gargamel looked down the waterfall and said,"Well, there goes our Smurf...Come Azrael! Were going home." After Gargamel had left..."Come my little Smurfs" said Papa Smurf," We must see that she is not seriously hurt!" "Oh, I hope she's alright!" said Smurfette. "I feel tearable!" said Lumberjack as they ran down the creek.
A little while later, the Smurfs found her swimming towards land. As She pulled herself up to land, she mumbled to herself," All that I wanted to do was to go fishin and have a wee bit of peace and quiet. Then the night began to grow dark. Papa Smurf whispered," Let's go back to the village quietly..."
When the Smurfs got to the village Lumberjack Smurf approached Papa Smurf. "What are we a-gonna do about the lassie Papa Smurf?..."
"I'm not sure Lumberjack...I'll ponder it..."
That next morning...
As Lumberjack was headin out to the forest..."Ah, I couldn't sleep a wink..."
Then Papa Smurf looked out his window and noticed that Lumberjack was headin back out to the forest. "Remember Lumberjack Smurf, leave the smurfette in peace." Papa Smurf warned. "Yes Papa Smurf..." Lumberjack replied.
But Lumberjack Smurf was determined to see if she was alright, so he crept to the spot where ha had chopped wood with Hefty, which was still there. Lumberjack waited for a while and wondered why he had not heard any singing. Worried that she might be heart, Lumberjack crept to the tree where she lived. He looked up and saw her asleep on a low branch. He climbed up to the branch and saw that on her fishing pole that was next to her said " To Victoria Rose, from your friends, the wood faries"
Lumberjack was confused because her name was "Redneck Smurfette"....So he decided not to worry about it. He left for a bit, but then came back and laid a thornless rose next to her pillow. Then Lumberjack jumped down and started to run back. At that moment, Redneck Smurfette woke up and saw Lumberjack Smurf.
"A Smurf!?!"she exclaimed. She leaped down and started to follow lumberjack sayin to herself," And I thought that I was the only Smurf! This is great!" She followed lumberjack all the way back to the village. But she didn't go inside because she did not know what to expect. She only sat herself high on a tree and watched the Smurfs with joy. When it grew dark, she crept back home. She did so for a few days.
One day however, while Smurfette was passin by, she noticed Redneck Smurfette hidden in the trees. She did not make a scene, but informed Papa Smurf secretly in his lab. "What are we going to do Papa Smurf? Are we allowed to speak with her now?" asked Smurfette.
"No," replied Papa Smurf "we do not want to frighten her off...hmm...I think I have an idea!"
The following day Redneck Smurfette had placed herself on a high branch when she noticed that the village was completely empty. So she climbed down and found herself standing amongst all of the Smurfs!
"B-but there are so many of you! I thought that I was the only Smurf!" she exclaimed. Papa Smurf smiled and said," Welcome to Smurf Village my dear, and what is your name?"
"Well..." She replied,"My name is Redneck Smurfette and my fairy name is Victoria Rose." "Well, it's a pleasure to meet you Redneck Smurfette, would you like to stay in the village with us?"
"In the village you say?! Yes! I'd love to!" Jokey laughed and said," You talk funny! Like Lumberjack! And you look like him too!" Redneck Laughed and said,"Irish, laddie. I be speaken Irish. And who is this Lumberjack Smurf?" Lumberjack stepped forward and said," That be me lassie!" His face was flushed and he was rather nervous... "Ah!" said she,"Your the ladd who brought my that rose! Thankya ladd..!"
The other Smurfs glared at lumberjack because they did not think of the idea first. All that Lumberjack could do was look up. ![[Angel Smurf]](graemlins/Angel_Smurf.gif)
"Well, since I be livin here now, do you have any empty homes?" The Smurfs thought and thought, but they had no extra houses. "Well, in that case, I'll be stayin in my tree..."
"Wait!" Said Smurfette,"You can stay at my house until were able to build you one!"
"Are you sure lass?" asked Redneck Smurfette. "Absolutely sure!" And all of the Smurfs walked towards the village.
Note: I will finish pt.2 tomorrow!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-29-2016 07:18 AM
Redneck Smurfette was very excited because that day was her first day in Smurf Village. As Smurfette showed Redneck Smurfette to her house, she was amazed on how different the mushroom houses were from her tree. “Here we are! Welcome to my home!” Smurfette said as she opened her door to her guest. “WOW” exclaimed Redneck Smurfette. “This sure is different from my ol’ tree lass!”
Smurfette smiled,”It’s pretty neat huh? Now come on! Let’s get you some new clothes and make you at home!” “Oh, ok lass”, Redneck Smurfette replied. Then Smurfette opened her closet and got out a hat, a dress, and some heels. “Here, try these on!” Smurfette said as she handed Redneck Smurfette the clothes. Then Redneck Smurfette went behind a curtain and tried them on. “Well, how do you like them?” Smurfette asked.
Redneck Smurfette looked up and asked,”Umm...Where are the pants lassie?” Smurfette looked surprised and then laughed,” You don’t wear pants silly!”
“So you just want me to wear this long shirt?!” As the conversation was going on, the other Smurfs were listening and rolling with laughter. “It’s not a long shirt…” Smurfette explained,”It’s a dress!” Redneck Smurfette looked kind of embarrassed and said,” Well, I feel kinda naked...What happens if I bend over?! Everysmurf will see my smurf!”
Smurfette rolled her eyes and said,” You don’t silly, and if you do, you do it very carefully.”
“I don’t think that I like the idea of this dress thing lass, I think that I’ll just wear pants or somthin…” Smurfette handed her the shoes and the hat. “Well, all right, but at least try these on.” Redneck Smurfette tried the shoes on, but it had the same effect.
“I was thinking more of on the line of...boots…” she said shiley. “BOOTS!?!” Smurfette exclaimed. Smurfette was confused and a wee bit frustrated because she never had the desire to wear pants and boots. “Well, you should at least wear the hat.” Smurfette said with a blank look on her face.
A little while later, once Redneck Smurfette had tried on the hat….”Umm...Lassie?...Don’t be mad, but…”
“What Now!? Let me guess, you don’t like the hat?” Smurfette said. Redneck Smurfette looked at her shyly and said,”Not really lassie…” Smurfette took up all of her clothes and put them away. “Well, since you apparently can’t wear any of my clothes, I guess that we’ll have to go to Tailor’s house.
On the way to Tailor’s house, Smurfette was trying to figure out why Redneck Smurfette did not want to wear dresses or high heels or her caps. I mean, she is a Smurfette…
“So uh…” Smurfette asked,”why don’t you like any of my dresses?” Redneck looked sort of embarrassed and said,” Well, they're pretty in all lassie, but...I feel kinda sorta half naked in them...The part around my chest was WAY too tight...And I don’t want to have to remember not to bend over…”
“Oh….” Smurfette replied,”And what about the shoes?” Redneck Smurfette looked back at Smurfette and replied,”Well, I figured that if I can’t walk in them, then I couldn’t run or climb or do much in them...So I’d rather wear boots.”
“As soon as they got to Tailor’s…”Well well, uh, Smurfettes, what can I do for you today?” Smurfette pointed to Redneck Smurfette and said,”She would like some clothes.”
“A dress I presume?” said Tailor. “Actually no!” said Redneck Smurfette,” I was wonderin if you could actually make me a few outfits laddie?...”
Tailor looked surprised, but agreed,”Well, the customer is always right….What would you like?” Redneck looked very joyful and said,” Well, for my first outfit, I would like some pants, with a black tanktop, and a plaid shirt….Like Lumberjacks! And for my second outfit, could you make me some overalls with a plaid shirt and boots?”
“Uh, ok! I’ll have them to you tomorrow! But first I must measure you!” As he began to measure her, Smurfette pulled Tailor aside and whispered,” Maybe I should measure her upper part, I think that you would get a little embarrassed…” Tailor looked at her with confusion,” Why? I’m able to measure you.” “Well..”Smurfette said,” Her shirt is a little baggy so, um...Here! Let me show you!” So then Smurfette turned to Redneck Smurfette and said,” Redneck Smurfette? Will you please tighten your shirt in the back so you could see your figure?” So she did. “Like this?” She asked. When tailor saw, he didn’t say a word, but handed Smurfette his measuring tape. A little later, the two Smurfettes were about to leave to go to the water. “I’ll have your outfits first thing this afternoon!” “Thankya laddie!” Redneck Smurfette replied. On the way down to the stream, Smurfette stopped at her house and got two bathing suits. They tried them on in Smurfette’s house and headed down to the river.
“Hey!” Whispered Jokey to a group of Smurfs,”I saw the Smurfettes heading down to the stream, wanna play a little prank on them?” Everysmurf agreed and started to head down to the stream. Lumberjack wasn’t very sure and stood there, “I don’t think that that is a very good idea….I mean, uh...um...OK!” And he ran to catch up with the other Smurfs.
At the stream the Smurfettes were swimming and laughing and talkin while the other Smurfs were in the bushes watching. “Hey!” said Smurfette,” Why don’t we have a little competition on diving!” Redneck Smurfette swam to Smurfette and said,” Uh..Ok lassie!”
They both climbed to the top of one of the rocks while the Smurfs stood in the bushes, eagerly watching. “I’ll start out”, said Smurfette. Then she did a flip, followed by a dive and landed into the water with barely a splash. “She’s very good…” said Hefty. “Let see what the lassie does...It’s her turn!” replied Lumberjack.
“Your turn!” yelled Smurfette. “ Uh...Ok!” said Redneck Smurfette as she ran up to the edge of the rock and did a cannon ball….SPLASH! It splashed all over Smurfette!
As the two Smurfettes reached the surface of the water, Redneck Smurfette said to Smurfette,” How was that lassie?” Smurfette didn’t say a word. In the bushes, the Smurfs stood there in shock. “Oh, she’s gonna get it now...Smurfette will blow her smurf!” one whispered. But to their surprise, the two Smurfettes just started laughing!
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 01-29-2016 08:05 PM
Very cool fanfic beginning, garota ('lass' in Brazilian Portuguese), one can see there will be a lot of surprises (sorry, Jokey, not yours), eg the flourishing friendship between Redneck and Lumberjack. After all, Valentine time is coming... ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 01-30-2016 08:10 PM
Without releasing it, the other Smurfs started laughing really hard. “What?” Smurfette said as the two looked over to discover that the other Smurfs were watchin them! “What do you Smurfs thinkn your doing?” Smurfette yelled from the water. “Hahahahaha! Laughing!” Jokey replied. Redneck Smurfette looked at Smurfette, then the Smurfs, and yelled,” JUMP ON IN SMURFS! THE WATER’S JUST RIGHT!”
“Wahoo!” the Smurfs yelled as they jumped into the water. They didn’t even care that they were still wearin pants, all the Smurfs were havin a whale of a time!
……..But little did the Smurfs know, in the forest near by, there was Gargamel, watching and waiting for the perfect time to pounce……
“Hey Smurfs! Let’s play blind Smurf’s bluff!” yelled Lumberjack. Hefty winked at the smurfs and yelled,” Everysmurf against the Smurfettes!” Redneck looked confused,”What the heck is ‘Blind Smurf’s Bluff’ lass?” Smurfette smiled and said,” Basically, all the Smurfs, but us close their eyes and try to catch us! You have to be quiet to try not to get caught…” The Smurfs started playing, while in the bushes, Gargamel saw that this was his chance. He didn’t see the Smurfettes though, he was only focused on the Smurfs. Smurfette saw this and yelled,”GARGAMEL! RUN SMURFS!!” and the two Smurfettes ducked under the water. “What?!” said the Smurfs as they opened their eyes, but it was too late! Gargamel had snached Smurfs by the handfuls and threw them in his sack. Gargamel had looked at the water to make sure that he didn’t miss any Smurfs, but he didn’t see the Smurfettes under the water and walked away. When Gargamel was gone the two Smurfettes bursted out of the water.
“Oh My Smurfs!! Gargamel just captured ALL the Smurfs! What are we going to do now?!” Smurfette exclaimed. Redneck Smurfette jumped out of the water and put on her shirt over the bathing suit. “Rescue them, what else?” she said as Smurfette pulled herself out of the water. “And how are we going to do that Redneck? Got any ideas?!” Redneck paced for a few seconds, and then it hit her! “Yes I do lass!”
“What is it?” Smurfette asked. “Ok, here’s the plan…” Redneck Smurfette said,” While you wait at the side of Gargamel’s hovel, I’ll lure him outside and into the forest. That will be your chance to free the Smurfs. After you free the Smurfs, run back to the village!”
“What about you Redneck?” Smurfette asked nervously. “Don’t worry about me lass, I’ll be fine.”
Meanwhile, at Gargamel’s……..
“HAHAHAHA! NOW I HAVE ALL OF YOU!” cried Gargamel as he locked the Smurfs in cages. “You are all now my slaves and will do my bidding as I command you. The first to deny me will be fed to Azrael!” Lumberjack looked around all of the cages and whispered,” Are the lassies here?” Every Smurf looked around. “No.” said Miner. Gargamel noticed that the Smurfs started to look around and suddenly have a sigh of relief. “What are you Smurfs happy about?! Your now my prisoners! You have no means of escape!”
“Oh, nothin Gargamel…” Lumberjack replied,”We were just noticen that your WAY uglier than when we saw you last!” With this, Gargamel grew very angry. “GO AHEAD AND MOCK ME! YOU’LL PAY FOR IT IN THE END!!
Outside of the hovel, the two Smurfettes got ready….”Now you're sure Redneck?...I mean...it’s kind of risky…” “Just stick with the plan lass, I’ll be fine.” Redneck Smurfette said. The two Smurfettes got in position and winked at each other to start.
“HEY GARGAMEL!” Redneck Smurfette yelled.
“What the devil!?” Gargamel said to himself as he opened the door. “WHAT?! I thought you went over the falls! How are you still alive….?!”
Redneck Smurfette looked at him and yelled,”Well, if you're too stupid to figure it out, then that’s your problem!” “WHY YOU LITTLE!” Gargamel yelled and he and Azrael chased Redneck Smurfette into the forest. At that moment, Smurfette raced inside the hovel and jumped onto the table where the cages were. “Smurfette!!” the Smurfs cried. “Where’s Redneck Smurfette?” Lumberjack asked as Smurfette tried to pick the locks. “Umm…” Smurfette said,” She’ll be here soon.”
Meanwhile...Gargamel and Azrael was chasing Redneck Smurfette through the forest until they came to a very high tree. “Nah nah nah nah nah nah! You dumb wizard!” she teased and then jumped and climbed up the tree. “How dare you mock me you little red-headed devil! You’ll pay for this!” Gargamel threatened. Redneck just sat on a branch laughin. “You know it’s funny Gargamel...That a BIG ol’ wizard like you can’t even catch a little ol’ Smurf like me...hahaha!” “That’s it!” Gargamel exclaimed,”Get her Azrael!” Then Azrael started to climb the tree. Redneck Smurfette saw this and started to climb higher. Azrael was almost upon her as she made it to another branch. Azrael slipped and clawed Redneck Smurfette in the stomach as he fell. Quickly, she grasped her stomach, swallowed the pain, and managed to yell back,”You...You call that...that a blow?...Ha!” And she slid down a low branch into the bushes and dodged behind a rock.
“AZRAEL! You let her get away you nincompoop! Where is she?! Where are you Smurf!?” And the two went on searching for the smurfette as she ran back to the hovel, while still clutching her stomach, to see if everysmurf had escaped. As soon as Redneck Smurfette arrived at the hovel, the other Smurfs were running out of the hovel. “Redneck Smurfette! Your ok!” Smurfette cried. And the Smurfs started to run back to the village. While running in the forest, Smurfette, Lumberjack, Hefty, Jokey, and Brainey noticed that Redneck Smurfette was lagging behind. “Hurry up Redneck!” Jokey yelled. “I’m...I’m trying!”Redneck Smurfette said while running and clutching her stomach. “Why are you holding yourself like that Redneck?” Smurfette asked as she walked towards her. “What’s wrong lass?” Lumberjack asked. Redneck just backed up slowly as the five Smurfs approached her. “Guys! Nothin’s wrong!” Redneck Smurfette said nervously. “Papa Smurf says it’s never good to not share what’s wrong Redneck...Papa Smurf says…”
“I’M FINE I TELL YA!” she exclaimed. “Let me see your stomach lass…” Lumberjack said. Smurfette tried to come up with a way not to, but Lumberjack didn’t take “NO” for an answer and grabbed her arm, and moved it away. All of the Smurfs were in shock! There was blood all over her arms and stomach! “LASSIE! Why didn’t you say somthin?!”
“Now, that’s not funny…!” Jokey said. “Oh!” said Smurfette,”We need to get her to Papa Smurf!” Redneck Smurfette jerked away,”I’m fine! I just need to wash off!” Lumberjack looked at Hefty and said,” We won’t take “NO” for an answer lass. We NEED to get you to Papa Smurf now!” And Lumberjack grabbed her by the arms and Hefty grabbed her by the legs, and they rushed her to the village.
In the village….
All the Smurfs were freaking out once they saw what had happened to Redneck Smurfette as the Smurfs who were carrying her were heading to Papa Smurf’s. “What is it my little Smurfs?” Papa Smurf asked as he walked outside due to the commotion. “Oh, Papa Smurf! Redneck has been hurt bad!” Smurfette yelled. Once Papa Smurf has seen her, he exclaimed,”Oh My Smurfness!! What happened!?” Smurfette told Papa Smurf the whole story. “You did the right thing my little Smurfettes, but you should have been more careful. Come inside and lay her on the bed, I will examine her.” Papa Smurf said. A little while later, after Papa Smurf had seen what was wrong, and what needed to be done about it, he stepped outside and said to all the Smurfs,” The situation is not too serious and can be cured with surgery and herbs. Smurfette. I need you to assist me in the operation. Now, my little Smurfs, after the operation is complete, she will be in a great deal of pain, so I need you to-” “Umm, Papa Smurf!” Lumberjack interrupted,” May I help with the operation?” “No Lumberjack, I only need Smurfette to assist me.” But Lumberjack insisted,”Please Papa Smurf! If I cou-” “I said “NO” Lumberjack. Don’t worry, she’ll be fine...Is that clear my little Smurfs?” Papa Smurf finished off. “Yes Papa Smurf”they all said. “...Yes Papa Smurf…” Lumberjack sighed.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Century Smurf
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posted 02-08-2016 03:48 PM
I can't wait to find out what happens next! ![[Wild Smurf]](graemlins/Wild_Smurf.gif)
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 05-03-2016 06:51 PM
Papa Smurf, Smurfette, and Redneck Smurfette were in the laboratory all that afternoon, leading into the night. By that time, most of the Smurfs had gone to their homes. Late at night, Lumberjack was the only one left waiting outside of Papa Smurf's Laboratory. A short while after he had dosed off, Smurfette came out with a bucket to get some water from the well. Lumberjack saw this and approached her. "Is she ok, Smurfette?" Smurfette turned to him," It shouldn't take too much longer. Papa Smurf says that she'll be alright. It's just a shame that this happened to her!" Lumberjack just stared at the ground,"yah..." Smurfette went back inside of the laboratory and Lumberjack went back to where he was sitting.
By the morning, all the Smurfs had joined around of the Laboratory waiting for the three Smurfs to come out. Soon, Papa alone, came out. "My little Smurfs. The operation went well. I want to let you all know not to worry about her, but do you're best to help her as much as possible. Handy, Hefty and the rest of you. I would like you to start building Redneck Smurfette a house to live in." Handy looked over the crowd of Smurfs "It's as good as done Papa Smurf!" All the Smurfs kept their attention to Papa Smurf "Is the lassie awake Papa Smurf?" "Yes she is Lumberjack. As I said before, you don't need to worry. She and Smurfette will be out shortly. Those who are helping build the house, smurf to it!"
Most of the Smurfs, then, left to help build the house. Only a few Smurfs, at that point, remained. Just a short while after the Smurfs had departed, Smurfette and Redneck Smurfette came out with Smurfette holding Redneck's arm.
"It's okay lass, I can walk by myself..." Hearing this, Smurfette nodded and let go. "How do you feel lassie?" Lumberjack asked. "Well...I've been better. It doesn't hurt that bad though." Brainy stepped forward, pushing up his glasses and said," I'm sure it hurt a lot though! ...Did you cry?"
" Brainey! " Smurfette exclaimed. " Cry?! No! " Redneck Smurfette replied. Giggling to themselves then, the two Smurfettes went to Smurfette's house for some rest.
(I will continue tomorrow)
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"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 05-04-2016 09:48 AM
Once the Smurfettes were inside the SMurf house... "Thankya for all ya did lass..." Redneck Smurfette said after the two Smurfettes slumped into two of the chairs. Smurfette then turned to Redneck Smurfette and had an expression on her face and in her eyes as if they'd known each other forever. "What are friends for?" Redneck quietly laughed to herself saying," Friends are for having fun and sharing with. But all of you Smurfs have done much more than that..."
Smurfette smiled as she sat down next to Redneck Smurfette. "That's because we're your family." "Ai," Redneck Smurfette replied," it be feeling so much better to have a family than living by yourself in an old tree..." The two Smurfettes then Smiled at eachother. "Well, you must be exhausted after last night. Would you like to use my bed?" "Actually," Redneck Smurfette said as she got up from her chair," I'm really not tired at all. Are you?" "Well, a little bit, but I'll be fine. Do you want me to make us some tea?"
"What's tea?" Redneck Smurfette asked out of confusion. "Oh! It's a delicious drink made out of water and herbs!" ![[Smurfette]](graemlins/smurfette.gif)
"Oh, well, if you want, I'll get the water for ya lass." Redneck said as she was reaching for the bucket. "Are you sure? I mean, you just had the procedure not too-"
"I'll be fine lass, and I would really like to go outside for a wee bit.."
Smurfette didn't think it was the greatest idea for Redneck Smurfette to lift that pale full of water, but didn't want to deny her of her wish, so she waved "bye" and Redneck Smurfette went out the door.
When Redneck Smurfette went outside with her bucket, several Smurfs saw her. One Smurf whispered to the other," I wonder what she could be doing with that bucket?...Surely she isn't thinking of going to the well after what has happened?!" As Redneck Smurfette was almost upon the well, Lumberjack Smurf saw what she was doing and approached her. "Whatcha doin lassie?" he asked. "Oh, nothin much laddie. I'm just going to get some water for Smurfette." she said as she lifted the bucket onto the well. Lumberjack didn't really want her to fetch the water by herself. so he quickly thought of an idea. "Eh, lass, can I ask of a favor?" "Yes. What is it?" Redneck Smurfette said as she was about to pull up the water. "Well, I hurt me arm earlier, and I need to build it up again in order to be back to choppin wood. So, will you let me pull up that bucket of water?" Redneck Smurfette was a wee bit confused, but agreed "Ah, if you want laddie.." And she stepped aside. Lumberjack, then, grabbed the rope and started to pull up the water. However, after relisting that he had been pulling up the bucket too quick, he slowed down and continued his conversation with Redneck Smurfette. "So, how do you like Smurf village lassie?"
"I love it! This is by far, the best place that I've been to. And everysmurf has been sooo nice!"
Lumberjack smiled and as they carried on the conversation until Redneck Smurfette's bucket had been full. "Can I please have me bucket now lad?"
With a smile, Lumberjack said," If it's ok with you lass, I'd like to carry it to the house--to uh...Strengthen up my arm!" "Ah, ok." Redneck Smurfette said as they walked to Smurfette's house. Once they arrived at the house...Lumberjack handed Redneck Smurfette the bucket. "Well, uh, thanks Lumberjack." Redneck Smurfette said as she opened the door. Lumberjack winked and said," Anytime lass!"
After Redneck SMurfette had gone inside, Lumberjack wandered around, thinking of her ....Until Brainy approached him. "Lumberjack, I saw what you did and Papa Smurf always says that it's wrong to trick other Smurfs, and what goes around comes around, and I'm going to tell Papa Smurf, Because Papa Smurf--" Lumberjack then, pulled Brainy to the side and said," Look, I had to do that, or else she wouldn't of let me help her! If I didn't do it, she'd probably hurt herself! Do you want her hurt Brainy Smurf?!"
Astonished, Brainy replied," Uh...no." "Then mind your own smurfness!" And Lumberjack went off to see hoe the plans for the house was going.
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 08-11-2016 11:12 AM
Smurfy update, garota! And thrilling moments, too, fortunately things smurfed well to everyone (but Gargamel and Azrael, as usual)! ![[Azrael]](graemlins/azrael.gif)
Haha, Brainy Smurf simply couldn't help meddling in others' business. Brainy, Brainy, Brainy... ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Redneck Smurfette
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posted 08-12-2016 06:27 PM
Thank ya lass
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Man...An Irish-Redneck-Lass...You guys are in trouble!;)
"The Irish gave the Scottish bagpipes as a joke....The Scots haven't figured it out yet."
Posts: 823 | From: Ireland, doing and Irish dance probably... | Registered: Mar 2015
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