Richrod Smurf
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posted 08-26-2014 10:49 PM
Over the weekend I was at the My Smurf Village website, and read a bio of The Lone Smurf, Smurfette's superhero disguise in the TV episode that introduced the little lady. Interested that Lone Smurf is depicted as a real hero with real powers in the game, and the obvious masked man she is based upon, I started sketching up a plotline for what I call The Legend of The Lone Smurf.
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With a small cloud of dust, a speeding apple cart and smurfy "Hi yo Squeaky", it's The Lone Smurf, secret identity of the lovely heroine Smurfette. With her fearless sister and sidekick Vexy, The Lone Smurf fought for law and smurfiness throughout the Smurf Forest. Nowhere in the pages of history can you find a hero--or heroine--more daring, resourceful, and chartreuse. Return with us now to those smurftastic days of yestersmurf. From out of the woods come the pitter-patter of the great mouse Little Squeaky! The Lone Smurf smurfs again! ![[Smurfette]](graemlins/smurfette.gif)
In the Smurf Village, everysmurf knows Smurfette is The Lone Smurf. Everyone, that is, except Brainy Smurf, who thinks Smurfette is too delicate and girly to be such a daring hero. Even when Smurfette puts on the purple mask right in front of Brainy, he gets scared and thinks Smurfette disappeared--a parody of Superman's Clark Kent glasses.
Smurfette changes into her Lone Smurf costume in a telesmurf booth behind Vexy's mushroom house. Vexy's costume is her striped tank top with sleeves, black hat and trousers, and a white feather over her right ear. They travel through the forest in The Applecart, a vehicle so named because it is, well, an apple cart. Little Squeaky, Smurfette's pet mouse, blazes and squeaks along the ground as she pulls the two sisters around. Vexy loves to irritate Smurfette by calling her "Kimo Sabe" like Tonto.
Like the Lone Ranger's silver bullets, the Lone Smurf uses silver charm bracelets with little Smurf head silhouettes as her calling card. Instead of a gun, she and Vexy fire cherry pits from slingshots--and Lone Smurf has a good aim.
The story's plotline involves the Wartmongers capturing the Pussywillow Pixies for the usual purpose of giving them the Maleficent treatment with their wings, but little Acorn makes an escape for the Smurf Village and pleading for help. In a comedic slapstick fashion, Lone Smurf and Vexy parody every known trope and quote from the Lone Ranger franchise, argue with the off-camera narrator (Narrator Smurf, of course) and each other, and of course save the day.
When Smurfette declares "This looks like a job for...", Brainy interrupts "Superman? No? Uh, Captain America? Well, they're both blue."
When Lone Smurf is trapped under a pile of rocks, one of the Wartmongers unmasks her to learn who the Lone Smurf really is. "Oh, she really is a girl! No wonder your friend calls you Kimo Sabe. That means 'dear sister'!" And when he pulls off her hat, her head is... bald?!? ![[Confused]](confused.gif)
A chained-up Vexy quips "Of course she's bald! She's a Smurf!" (Actually Smurfette is wearing a blue skullcap to completely hide her blonde hair.) Having had her hat taken off, Lone Smurf goes berserk: "You smurfed with the wrong Masked Smurf!" She blasts out of the pile of rocks and proceeds to beat the Wartmongers up singlehandedly, only asking Vexy for help so she can have something to do. Upon hearing her sister's request, Vex snaps apart the chains on her hands and feet like they were nothing: "It's about time, Kimo Sabe!" She was able to snap them off all along, but waited for her cue first.
Any thoughts?
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