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Topic: The Smurf Adventures: Chloette and the Golden Tomb
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-09-2012 06:16 AM
Greedette: Does anyone wanna try sacrificing a friend of Chloette's?
?: *muffled voice* mmhhh! help!
Sportette: That's coming from my pocket! *looks in pocket* Oh! Hi Animator! *pulls Animator out of pocket*
Cowgirl: I'll try to be calm about this, but why is Animator in your pocket?
Sportette: Oh, ya never know when you need someone to make a cartoon for you.
Animator: About time you let me out. Your pocket smells like rotten tomatoes.
Sportette: *quickly reaches in pocket and pulls out tomatoes* Aww, my tomato plant didn't grow. Now I don't have anything to use for faux blood.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-09-2012 06:23 AM
Greedette: Does anyone wanna try sacrificing a friend of Chloette's?
?: *muffled voice* mmhhh! help!
Sportette: That's coming from my pocket! *looks in pocket* Oh! Hi Animator! *pulls Animator out of pocket*
Cowgirl: I'll try to be calm about this, but why is Animator in your pocket?
Sportette: Oh, ya never know when you need someone to make a cartoon for you.
Animator: About time you let me out. Your pocket smells like rotten tomatoes.
Sportette: *quickly reaches in pocket and pulls out tomatoes* Aww, my tomato plant didn't grow. Now I don't have anything to use for faux blood.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-09-2012 06:51 AM
Greedette: Wait there is more on the stone! it says
" You can feel it but you can not touch it nor see it but its there always, its forever around us. It can calm us when we make a fuss. And it can help you and i. What am i?"
Sportette: Uh its a riddle!
Shy: Oh great that sounds hard! what can feel but can't touch!?
Greedette: Uh air??????
Rainbow: Friendship????
Greedette: AHH this is hard!
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-09-2012 06:58 AM
Animator: You can feel happy, but you can't see or touch it. It calms when we make a fuss, and it helps us smurfs get our work done faster.
Greedette: But how can you give up Happy?
Everyone: I dunno.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-09-2012 10:53 AM
Greedette: Maybe its Love.
Animator: But we can't give up love can we?
Sportette: I don't think so
Shy: But all of us love Chloette so if it was love she would be back wouldn't she?
Greedette: Smart thinking Shy!
Shy: Thanks
Animator: So whats are list of things so far?
Rainbow: Friendship,Happiness, and love.
Animator: Okay. But all those things you can't touch or see and they all are around us.
Sportette: I know!
Greedette: Maybe if we all think "Happy thoughts" she will reaper!
All" Okay
All : *thinking happy thoughts*
Greedette: Did it work?
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
Posts: 969 | From: Far Far Away | Registered: Nov 2011
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Cowgirl smurfette
Evil Smurfette / SPORTETTTE 2 / Country girl smurfette
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posted 05-09-2012 11:02 AM
Sportette:I can't think of anything happy my childhood isn't the best
Greedette:then think of chainsaw world
Sportette:okay
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I'm country girl smurfette
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-09-2012 11:04 AM
Animator: I don't really think so.........
Sportette: Don't really think so?! We're in the dessert!
Greedette: You mean desert.
Sportette: No the dessert! We're in the middle of a chocolate cake!
Animator: Where's Greedette?!
Greedette: *pops out of cake* Mmm... This cake is delicious!
Sportette: I think we've landed in a wedding cake.
French Fancy Chef: Ahh! Zere are blue rats in mah cake!!!!!!
Sportette: Who are you calling a rat?! I'm Sportette Smurfette! And we are SMURFS, these are my friends Greedette, Shy, and Animator. Wait, where in the smurf is Shy?!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-09-2012 11:05 AM
Oops, Cowgirl and I must've posted at the same time.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-09-2012 11:08 AM
Oh well
French chef:shoo shoo
Sportette:bonjour idiot why are you saying shoe?
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Seether karma and effect
Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-09-2012 11:15 AM
Greedette: I am not a rat!
Animator: *licks lips* mmm this cake is great!
Greedette: Lets get out of here!
French chef: Shoo shoo you talking blue rats!
Sportette: *Growls*
Shy: *pops out* here i am!
Animator: lets go
Greedette: Uh lets all think of "Chloette!"
All: Okay
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
Posts: 969 | From: Far Far Away | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-09-2012 11:17 AM
Greedette: Listen dude, *pushes sportette out of the way* us smurfs just landed in your cake cuz I'm trying to find my sister! Now, have you seen a creature like us, but with short blonde hair, dark purple pants and hat, a tan shirt with musical notes on it, and an ipod?
French Chef: First of all, my name is Jean-
Sportette: *interrupts* Oh great, another Jean. Haven't we seen enough out of french dudes named Jean? I mean, remember the time traveler guy Jean. He turned out to be a mad man.
French Chef: Ahem, I was saying, my name is Jean Bob.
Sportette: Jean bob?! Lol! Are you related to Spongebob in any way?
Jean Bob: I do not know who zis Spongebob is.
Sportette: What about Bob?
Jean Bob: Who is zis Bob?
Sportette: Bob Kelly (made up name)! My plumber!
Greedette: Excuse her, she is just sometimes.....Strange.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-09-2012 11:21 AM
Sportette:I'm strange crazy and smart
Jean:*mumbles something*
Sportette:DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
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Seether karma and effect
Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-11-2012 06:30 AM
Greedette: Um lets all think about Chloette.
All: Okay
All: *thinking about Chloette*
Greedette: I have bad news and good news...
Shy: Tell us the good news!
Greedette: Were not in the cake..
Sportette: Whats the bad news???
Greedette: Were in Gargamel's hovel!
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-11-2012 06:38 AM
Sportette: And I don't see Chloette anywhere.
Shy: Gargamel!!!!!!!!!!
Gargy: Well, who are these little smurfs? I've never seen them before. Well, I bet they taste just the same.
Greedette: Run!!!
Sportette: *hits gargamel in the nose with a stone* Take that you son of a-
Greedette: Here we go again, Bleep!
Shy: Does she ever stop swearing?
Greedette: I guess when she's not swearing she's cursing and when she's not cursing she's swearing.
Shy: Isn't swearing and cursing about the same thing?
Greedette: How would I know, I never use any cuss words.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-11-2012 02:17 PM
Sportette:I'm bad about that(I really am) hey Gargy say hello the my little friend*takes out a jack hammer*
Cowgirl:I thought I took that away
Shy:why?
Cowgirl:I'm her older cousin it's the right thing to do
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Seether karma and effect
Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-11-2012 04:16 PM
Greedette: Well, at least she waited until the right moment to actually use the jack hammer.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-12-2012 09:03 AM
Sportette:I used it to eat my pancakes
Greedette:well now she is
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-12-2012 01:27 PM
Cowgirl: And I'm still wondering just How you use a jackhammer to eat pancakes.
Sportette: C'mon! Any fool knows that all you do is put maple syrup on it to make it sticky, smash the pancake so hard it sticks to the hammer, then eat it off of the hammer.
Cowgirl: That's how you managed to break all of the glass tables we got.
Sportette: That just proves one thing, people should start getting concrete tables.
Cowgirl: But don't they use jackhammers to break up concrete?
Sportette: Hmm.. Now that you mention it, I can't see anything this baby *points to hammer* can't break.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-12-2012 01:54 PM
Greedette: Can it break diamond?
Sportette: Hmm.. lets see *starts running over to Greedette's jewelery box*
Greedette: HEY! don't take my ring!
Sportette: Why not????
Greedette: Because its my wedding ring. And Hefty gave to me.
Sportette: Darn...
Greedette: How can we give love and happiness in trade for Chloette?
Animator: I don't know
Greedette: we only have three more hours till we can't get her back. so we need good timing.
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-12-2012 02:29 PM
Sportette:we all can become grumpy old cat ladies
Cowgirl:I'm allergic to cats
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-13-2012 07:27 AM
Greedette: Stop fooling around you two!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-13-2012 07:48 AM
Sportette:fine wait lets give up the wedding ring
Greedette:WHAT?! SMURF NO!
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Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 05-13-2012 07:53 AM
Greedette: We only have two hours left!
Sportette: Okay
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 05-15-2012 07:21 AM
?: Hello.
Greedette: What was that?
Sportette: It sounds like a hoopla!
Cowgirl: No it sounds like.....Chloette?
All: *Look behind and see Jokie Smurf imitating her*
Jokie: Lol! You three should've seen your faces! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Greedette: Not funny Jokie!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 05-15-2012 12:51 PM
Jokie:ya it was
Sportette:run
Jokie:why
Sportette:*pulls out knife and jokie starts running*
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