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Topic: Spring Feels Like Summer!!!
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-22-2012 01:59 AM
I noticed that because of stupid freaking global warming, the winter in my condition has been awful, there was barely any snow. While last year only had a few. Spring feels like summer, that I don't feel like I have to bring jackets for a long time, so I decided to start a role-play based off it.
I'll start seeing as my two attempts are failures (Well "Smurf in the Darkness" is kind of Halloween-ish so I decided to continue it on Halloween instead ok?):
Archive: *wakes up* What a decent dream! Smurfette: *wakes up* What an okay dream! Archive: Hey, at least we're both starting off our new day with yet another fine feeling! Smurfette: Yeah. *hugs* Anyways, lets look on that window outside! Archive: Today is March 21, 2012. I noticed that Windows 3.1 has almost turned 20! Smurfette: LOL, your knowledge is just too good, it keeps driving me crazy! STOP IT! *laughs* Archive: *laughs* Okay! Stop being so loud! *giggles* Other people are sleeping... *hugs* Smurfette: Aww... anyways...*looks at window*
Anyone want to continue? I have 1 suggestion: 1. Smurfette is supposed to know that its Spring, but it looks much warmer and sunnier than Spring.
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-22-2012 04:46 PM
Anyone?
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Smurfette
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posted 03-22-2012 08:35 PM
I'm here!
LATER ON THAT DAY:
Smurfette: It's so hot *have fans on and is waving mag in front of her face* Archive, can you open all the windows please?
Archive: It is open!
Papa: Wow, such a lovely spring day! Very hot though
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Animator Smurf
Sam Gamgee Smurf
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posted 03-23-2012 09:32 AM
Animator: *Pant* Water... Lasagne...
Grouchy: I HATE hot!
Farmer: All this lack of rain isn't doin me crops much good at all!
Chilly: What? It's perfectly mild to me!
Sportette: Pfft! Yer all bein wosses! It's fine! *Turns around, secretly uses electric fan*
Archive: Well it certainly doesn't feel like Spring
Grouchy: I HATE Spring!
Smurfette: But I thought Spring was the happy season! The season of love!
Farmer: Bah! More like season of Dehydration!
Papa: Now lets be reasonable! I do agree it's particularly hot! Maybe I should consult Homnibus about this
Brainy: I'll come Papa Smurf!
Hefty: Great that rules me out!
Smurfette: I'll come Papa Smurf
Clumsy: Me too!
Animator: Alright then!
Clumsy: Err me too!
-------------------- Metsu-Hadoken!
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Smurfette
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posted 03-24-2012 06:11 PM
Smurfette: Wait Papa, can I just get my fan?
Papa: Okay...and I'll just get some water!
Farmer: Oh no you won't. There's been a water shortage, the whole village is out!
Smurfette: The WHOLE village?
Farmer: 'Ere, that be true.
Archive: *takes off t-shirt, has singlet on that says Jem and the Holograms Underneath* We're gonna die!!! *freaks out because he's dehydrated*
Smurfette: Calm Down. I know it's hot....but it's bound to rain soon!
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-25-2012 01:34 PM
Archive: AHH thank god it's going to rain. I need to find a cold place... Smurfette: I am totally not sure where one is, but please calm down...it will rain soon! Archive: In how many hours? Smurfette: 4 or 5. Archive: How is that soon?! Papa: Please, calm down....come to the lab with me, okay Archive? Archive: Sure. Papa: Smurfette can come too, along with Brainy, Clumsy, Animator and Gamer. Archive, Smurfette, Brainy, Clumsy, Animator: On my way! Gamer: *plays video games on his laptop* Archive: What are you waiting for, you can always charge it when batteries run ou- Gamer: Right right, *closes laptop and comes fast* Brainy: According to my mathematical and logical knowledge, I bet this years summer is not going to feel like summer, in fact...it's more going to feel like SUMMER X 4.
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Sportette
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posted 03-25-2012 04:02 PM
Sportette:*has twenty water bottles and whistles*
Archive:who has water I can feel someone does!
Sportette:*goes in hut*
Archive:she has water get her!
Sportette:relax take a bottle I have twenty*gives 19 other smurfs water*there
Brainy:can we go now
Papa:yes i have water
Sportette:*goes in house then comes back out with a tank top and sandles on* im going swimming see ya and archive get air conditioning it's better than water see ya
Archive:must have air conditioning
Handy:I can install one in five minutes
Archive:go now !
Smurfette:calm down you have water
Archive:water!
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-25-2012 04:10 PM
Brainy: Water, good for your soul! Clumsy: Yes it is! *drinks water, then trips and spills* AAAH! *falls down, tries sipping water from the floor* Brainy: Don't do it, you can get sick! Clumsy: I need to stay cool! *keeps drinking water off floor*
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Sportette
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posted 03-25-2012 05:27 PM
Sportette:eww well not as bad as eating a Carmel spider*eats a Carmel spider*
Brainy:*almost vomits*im gonna be sick
Sportette:not as bad as drinking milk from a shoe
Animator:MILK IN A SHOE!
Brainy:*throws up in garbage can*
Sportette:if someone throws up I do too*throws up in brainys hat* here you go*puts hat back on his head*
Clumsy:*shivers*
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-25-2012 07:08 PM
Brainy: Sportette, you sick demented fool. Sportette: You act like garbage anyways so I wanted to vomit in your hat. Brainy: *poisons self* Smurfette: Why would you do that Brainy? Archive: He's probably stupid at the moment... Smurfette: Shh! Brainy: *feels naucious* Sportette: Don't you even think of vomiting in my hat! Archive: NOW I GET WHAT'S GOING TO---*interrupted* Brainy: *vomits all over Sportette's uniform completely* Archive: SEE THAT SMURFETTE? Smurfette: Oh, my, god.....*puts her hands on her mouth in shock* Archive: Brainy commits payback! Brainy: *done, looks into Archive* Right, you didn't know before eh? Clumsy: I guess he didn't. Jokey: TALKING PINEAPPLES!!! Grouchy: I HATE TALKING PINEAPPLES!!! I HATE VOMIT, POISON, SPRING AND THIS MASHUP!!! Archive: Sportette, are you alright? Sportette: NO! I just got puked on, does it even look like I'm okay? Archive: Hmmm....well I think we need to wash you up...why can't you all get along? You kinda started it on Brainy however Sportette: I don't know...i guess I get over-agitated sometimes. Archive: Yeah, after all-- Jokey: TALKING PINEAPPLES!!!
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-26-2012 03:09 AM
LOL, who's got more lines?
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Animator Smurf
Sam Gamgee Smurf
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posted 03-26-2012 08:49 AM
Sickly: I feel a little queasy...
All: RUN!!!
Grouchy: I HATE Run!
-------------------- Metsu-Hadoken!
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-26-2012 06:30 PM
Sickly: *vomits* *no one is hit* All: Whew.... Grouchy: Close one, we would had gotten--- Jokey: TALKING PINEAPPLES!! Grouchy: SHUT UP ALREADY!! Sickly: *vomits again, on Grouchy* Grouchy: AAAAAAAAUUUGHH!!!!!!!!! Jokey: *laughs* Archive, Smurfette, Animator: *looks* Animator: Why is Grouchy and Jokey antagonizing each other? Archive: Ahh, they've always been this way together. Animator: And what is with the talking pineapples? Smurfette: Something to annoy basically. Archive: A pineapple that talks. Animator: Okay, then scratch that pineapple thing.... back to the global warming and the 2012 weirdness...
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-27-2012 02:07 PM
Archive: Yeah... thank god 4 hours has passed...but no rain came yet! Animator: I know right? Grouchy: RAIN NOW!! Archive: It will come soon. Smurfette: Hopefully it will...*suddenly it rains*
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Sportette
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posted 03-27-2012 02:34 PM
Sportette:now I'm cold...and wet
Archive:already it just started raining
Sportette:5,4,3,2,1*it snows* I don't know why I wear shorts in the winter fall spring and summer*it stops snowing and rains again*
Animator:rain!
Ellenore(Alvin and the chipmuncks):*holding a umbrella* my precious my precious(from the movie chip wrecked)
Sportette:I saw it in the movie but this is way to funny!
Alvin:that makes no sense
Sportette:neither does your voice
Alvin:touché(I think)
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-28-2012 02:43 AM
Archive: Alvin and the Chipmunks eh? Smurfette: *laughs* Archive: *puts on Atari T-shirt to stay warm* Atari game for the win! XD Smurfette: LOL and the Alvin and the Chimpunks too! Archive: Yeah! Animator: Thank goodness it's not thunderstorms! Archive: But it would be nice if there were Thundercats! Smurfette: What are Thundercats? Animator: An awesome TV show. Smurfette: With Lionel?! Oh yeah!! Nice! Archive: Yep, now we can go outside I guess...but don't get too wet, actually it's okay the rain is not so heavy. Smurfette: Yeah! After all, I wonder what Sportette and the Chipmunks are up to. Alvin: I agree that global warming should be stopped!!
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Sportette
Bakette
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posted 03-28-2012 10:42 AM
Sportette:shhh or you will lose your head
Alvin:gulp
Sportette:now what where we saying
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Tabby Smurf
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posted 03-28-2012 01:55 PM
MEANWHILE IN THE VILLAGE
Handy: has anysmurf seen Tabby
Animator: i saw her clibing a tree in a bikini
HAndy: a bikini?
Animator:yup she went in the direction of the great oak, start there
Handy: ok *goes to the great oak and clims to the top of it
Tabby: oh Hey Handy! *sitting there and tanning*
Handy: hi?
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Sportette
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posted 03-28-2012 06:40 PM
Sportette:ayo! See ya!
Tabby:okay
Handy:what are those chipmuncks doing
Simons:we have names you know
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Tabby Smurf
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posted 03-29-2012 11:43 AM
Tabby: Simon reminds me of Brainy!!!
Handy: I can see why you say that
Simon: who?
Sportette: this really annoying smurf who thinks they know everything
Simon: oh
-------------------- Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 03-29-2012 12:53 PM
Brainy: What is this about me?!
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Tabby Smurf
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posted 03-29-2012 03:05 PM
Tabby: u remind me of this chitmunk!!!
-------------------- Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
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Archive Smurf
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posted 03-30-2012 03:14 AM
Brainy: *listens to Simon* Heh. Tabby: Don't you think? Brainy: Yeah, sure... I'm gonna chat with Clumsy okay? *walks away and talks with Clumsy* Tabby: Wow Handy, don't you think Brainy is so touchy today? Handy: Yeah.. *all of a sudden it feels like Summer again* Handy: WHAT?! NO!!! THE WEATHER WAS FINE BUT NOW BACK TO GLOBAL WARMING'S?! Tabby and Handy: NOOOO!!!
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Tabby Smurf
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posted 03-30-2012 11:11 AM
Tabby: im gonna go swiming, u want to come
Handy: sure, where do u want to go
Tabby: that lake we found by King Gerards castles
Handy: sounds great, i just need to go get my bathing suit
Tabby: okay, i'll come with you
-------------------- Swag is for Boys, Class is for Ninja!!!
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