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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 04:27 PM
Okay, the title might sound lame, but my Gigi and Nanny (Grandmothers') go to this Methodist church and the preacher is really funny. He has this part in church where he lets the kids come up and he talks to them. Here are some of the funny moments from that:
1. The preacher asked "Have any of you been in school and your teacher said 'Now lets get down to the Nittygritty'" or something like that, and then all of the kids shook their heads saying 'no' and the preacher said "Ug, these kids ruin this every week." in a joking kind of way.
2. The preacher was talking about how Jesus is the grape vine and we are the branches, and God is the farmer who will cut off the branches that don't produce fruit. and he had a bowl of grapes, and all the kids wanted to eat the grapes. He was like "Fine, after church."
3. The preacher was asking "If you could get one chocolate chip cookie now, or wait a while and get two chocolate chip cookies. What would you do?" and there was this one little girl who said "I don't like chocolate chip cookies." and the preacher asked "Well what cookies do you like?" and she said "Oatmeal."
![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 04:42 PM
Once when I was two at church I was bored to death and my grandma fell asleep I walked up in front of everyone and yelled that church is boring then my grandma woke up and we left
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 04:50 PM
Lol!
My mom was telling me that when my older sister was graduating in a school/church (the school has a church attached to it) and Father Paul (the priest) was talking. Every time he would stop talking greedette would yell "It over?" Of course she was really young, but my older sister was so embarrassed, but all of her friends thought it was so cute.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:01 PM
that's something I would do
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:03 PM
Lol!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:14 PM
I go to church but always yell something random so that's why I'm banned from five churches
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:17 PM
Well, I like going to church, so I am always pretty good and quiet unless we're supposed to be talking. Even though I may be a little too quiet because I heard my Gigi saying to other people at that church (that is a very social church) that I was very shy.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:27 PM
I'm not really shy I yell in front of strangers to much
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:28 PM
Actually I yell at strangers alot
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:31 PM
I wouldn't have the nerve to do it.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:32 PM
I have to change my avatar it's to distracting
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:33 PM
I sometimes wish I was like my gran (grandmother) because she is so social. I've seen her walk up to this mom and her baby who was on a changing table in a bathroom, and gran said stuff like "awww.." and tickled the baby a little bit, while I was standing by the door wanting to go back to our table at the restaurant.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:34 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Sportette:
I have to change my avatar it's to distracting
Ok.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:39 PM
I'm really social I made a friend(or seven) at the park ones name was haleigh
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:40 PM
Cool!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:42 PM
Usually when I see some kids that look like they could be around my age, I wait hoping they'll say something to me so I don't have to start the conversation. There's this kid down our street that might be around my age, but I've never worked up the nerve to say a word to him. I've never even waved to him.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:44 PM
Some of my friends say I'm a little crazy they say
Crazy+cool+awsome+smart+smart+crazy+strong+deadly= Kaleigh
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:46 PM
Some of those parts of the equation aren't that bad. Add one thing in there and you'd have a smurf that I know:
Crazy+cool+awsome+smart+smart+crazy+strong+deadly=Sportette. Lol!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:47 PM
IT
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:50 PM
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:51 PM
Maybe you should add a random in there too. ![[Wink]](wink.gif) ( )
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Sportette
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posted 05-11-2012 05:55 PM
Definitely but my random is crazy today I screamed through a tube in 7 people's ears I go around yelling monkies here's my special song
There's a cucumber banana monks face on my head X79
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-11-2012 05:58 PM
Lol!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Amy Sue Smurfette
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posted 05-12-2012 06:46 AM
wow i think yours all trump mine hands down but
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when i was little my mom used to be in the church choir and they practiced in the evenings and there was no one to watch us kids strangely so my uncle or my grandpa would do it and they would take my sister and me downstairs where all the playrooms were so we wouldn't interrupt the practice and we would wait until they turned their backs for just a minute or until they were "resting their eyes" and we would run off and hide from them in the dark playrooms and we knew where the teachers hid the cookies too so we got into those also and had one or two each :-D
uh more later i have to go :-D
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 05-12-2012 08:24 AM
Lol!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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