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Topic: Smurf Stew Recipe
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 06-05-2024 07:47 AM
Smurf Stew Recipe
Ingredients:
- 5 fresh Smurfs (harvested ethically from Smurf Forest) - 1 large cauldron (preferably made of enchanted iron) - 3 cups of magical water (collected during a blue moon) - 1 handful of Pussywillow Pixie dust - 1 pinch of unicorn tears - 5 enchanted mushrooms (or more, as desired) - 42 Smurfberries (for that authentic smurfy flavor) - 1 dragon scale (optional, for extra spice)
Instructions:
1. Light a mystical fire under the cauldron using a phoenix feather. 2. Add the magical water and bring it to a simmer. 3. Gently place the Smurfs into the cauldron, making sure they're comfortable. 4. Sprinkle in the Pussywillow Pixie dust and unicorn tears. Stir clockwise with a wand. 5. Add the enchanted mushrooms and Smurfberries. Adjust seasoning to taste. 6. If you're feeling adventurous, toss in the dragon scale for an otherworldly kick. 7. Simmer for exactly 42 minutes (because that's the answer to everything). 8. Serve hot in enchanted goblets, garnished with a sprig of basilisk tail.
This made me laugh!! Did Gargamel write this?
-------------------- u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1958 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 06-05-2024 09:31 AM
If so, I'm not surprised... ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7478 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 06-06-2024 05:21 AM
Nah, Gargamel is allergic to smurfberries.
-------------------- VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA "Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4089 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Sassette
Moderator
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posted 06-06-2024 01:21 PM

 Smurfs Stew
The "Soup a la Smurf" episode from the 1980s cartoon and the 2020s Nickelodeon episode "Chef Soup".
Why does this keep happening to the Smurfs?
Good one, Smurfy1For2!
Real Smurf Soup
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Posts: 4279 | From: Smurfingland | Registered: Jul 1999
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notesysmurf
Smurf
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posted 06-07-2024 10:52 AM
heh. grouchy is unphased always with his angry look.
Posts: 210 | From: Birmingham, england | Registered: Feb 2017
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