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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-20-2022 06:49 PM
When I have a little more time I'll translate the other stories and post them too. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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notesysmurf
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posted 07-20-2022 08:44 PM
happy smurfy friendship day all! Especially to you guys Miller, squeaky, and chilean smurf.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-20-2022 08:58 PM
Thanks much, Notesysmurf! ![[Happy Smurf]](graemlins/Happy_Smurf.gif)
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 03:36 PM
THE ARCHAEOLOGIST SMURF
(There once was a Smurf who loves archaeology. He would spend whole days digging up old things. And one fine day...)
- Oh, what a splendid pottery shard!
(ARCHAELOGICAL AREA - NO SMURFING)
- Probably it must have smurfed from a rather old plate!
- I'm going to smurf the other parts!
(Shortly after...)
- There!
- When I think our ancestors would have smurfed this...
- What then, Archaeologist? Have you smurfed any nice objects today?
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 04:00 PM
- Well yes, Painter Smurf! Just look... This piece is certainly more than a thousand years old!
- Er...
- In fact it is... hm... it's a plate I painted three months ago! I smurfed it because the result didn't get good in the end!
- Yeah... Well, everybody can be smurfwrong! Anyway, you did very well to smurf this. It's such an awful thing!
(In his collection, Archaeologist Smurf has half a very rare and original tablet.)
(And every week he returns to the cave where he discovered it, hoping to find the other half.)
- Good luck, Archaeologist!
- Thanks, Papa Smurf!
- I have a feeling that I'll get the smurf this time!
- Ah, good morning, Miner Smurf! Are you okay?
- Er... Well, yes?!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 05:13 PM
- Well, was the rock collecting smurfy?
- Oh yes! And as usual, I've taken a lot of old things you'll be interested in. Here!
- Thank you! I'll smurf them home tonight, and you're invited to come for some nice raspberry juice!
(At evening...)
- And now, let's see what marvelous things you smurfed me... Ah...?!
- BUT... BUT IT'S THE OTHER HALF OF MY TABLET!
- COME HERE, Miner Smurf, you are awesome! Oh, this is the loveliest smurfmoment in my life!
- My, it's a treasure plan! I need to smurf it to Papa Smurf!
- PAPA SMURF, PAPA SMURF! Just take a look at what I smurfed...
- What WE smurfed!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 06:43 PM
- Er... Yes!! Miner Smurf helped me smurf the other half of my old tablet! Take a look at what it smurfs...
- ...The plan of a TREASURE!
(I smurfed a box with a great treasure in the local indicated on the plan.
Happy the one who smurfs it!)
- That's extraordinary indeed! But, according to this plan, the treasure must be smurfed exactly under Gargamel's hovel!
- NO!!
- Yes! We'd have to smurf it long before Gargamel smurfs home.
- That's too bad!! Still, I must smurf this treasure at any cost!
- Let me go there and smurf it, Papa Smurf!
- None of that, it's too dangerous!
- Please, Papa, I beg you!! For me, this treasure is the discovery of my life... I must get it, or else I'll smurfregret deeply!
- Well, well, all right! But don't smurf there alone. Take two or three Smurfs with you. It will be much safer!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 07:11 PM
(The morning after...)
- I'll ask Hefty Smurf to go with me. He's rather smurfstrong!
- I'm ready, Archaeologist! You can smurf on me.
- I'll help you too! After all, galleries are my smurfciality.
- Then, on the way to get the treasure of the Smurfs!
- But it won't be easy at all smurfing those galleries by ourselves!
- Perhaps Miss Mole could smurf us a helping hand?
- Yes, Miss Mole! She might smurf us!
- Good idea, but where can we find her?
- I know where she smurfs herself. Follow me!
- If I remember well, she must be smurfing somewhere around here.
- YOO HOO! MISS MOLE!
- No, no, that's not the way one must smurf her. HA HA HA!
- We need to smurf on the ground, like this!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 07:54 PM
- And there! Nothing more to be smurfed!
- Let's see if I'm smurfluckier than you.
- Ah, now I think this time...
- MISS MOLE!
- At last!
- YIIPEEE!
(Back to the village, the three Smurfs get ready for their risky adventure.)
- Let's go! On the way!
- Wait a moment, take my glasses! They shall be very smurful to our friend Miss Mole.
- There! Much better, huh? I know what it’s like not to see well.
- Right, Farmer Smurf?
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 09:02 PM
(Thus, the little group start their march towards Gargamel's sinister mansion.)
- Good smurf!
- Don't forget to give my glasses back!
- Be very, very careful!
- Don't worry, Papa Smurf! We are smurfed enough.
- C'mon, little mole!
(I still don't know very well what they want of me, but they're so nice! I'm gonna follow them.)
(Later...)
- Well, here we are. Let's be on our smurfguards!
- There he goes... and also with that nasty cat!
- He's smurfing a large sack, and probably will smurf his traps. Now's our chance!
- Quick, let's not waste smurf!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 09:30 PM
- According to the plan, we need to smurf exactly over here! After you, dear friend.
(If I understand correctly, they want me to dig a gallery here.)
(Well, here we go! Since this can please them...)
- A little more to the left!
- DRAT! It's raining now! C'mon, Azrael, let's go back home!
- What a heck of a weather!
- Meow!
- No, we won't find the box here either. Let's smurf further!
- A SMURF?!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 10:02 PM
(Deep down the gallery...)
- Ah! Here it is, finally!
(And at the same time, above...)
- Gargamel is back and spotted us! Quick!! We need to smurf out here!
- No, just wait! I've got an idea.
- Jokey Smurf told me that smurfing this could be quite useful! I'll let you know what to do...
- HA HA HA! It's no use, you won't get away from me!
- Now here's our chance! Dig slowly over here, little mole.
- Good! That's enough. And now, leave it to me! His best is yet to come!
- And there! This cage is well attached. HA HA HA!
- OWWWWW!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 10:40 PM
- Hurry up! Let's smurf out here before he comes back. Never mind the box and call Miner Smurf!
- Hey there, Smurfs!!
- This wasn't easy at all, but here we are!
- Great, Miner! Now, let's leave here and smurf back to the village!
(At Smurf village...)
- Do the honors, Archaeologist, and smurf up the box!
- Thanks, Hefty! Here we go...
- Hey, a piece of paper...
(I smurfooled you indeed, huh?
It's a prank that shall smurf again in ten thousand years!!
Yours smurfily,
Jokey Smurf)
- HA HA HA HA! Who could say that even my ancestor already had a sense of humour?
- So we smurfed our lives just for this practical joke?!
- The main thing is that you are safe and smurf.
- Goodbye, dear friend, and come visit us from time to time!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-22-2022 11:09 PM
(Meanwhile, at Gargamel's...)
- I command you to leave those galleries right now! Do you hear me?
- OHHH, HOW I HATE THOSE WRETCHED SMURFS!!
THE END
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 08:30 AM
THE SMURFS AND THE DUMMY OF STRAW
- We all have been more in peace to smurf fishing since Gargamel broke his leg, huh?
- Yes indeed! Teeheehee, he smurfed on a banana peel.
- Hi there! What are you going to fish?
- Tadpoles!
- TADPOLES?? But Papa Smurf has told we mustn't smurf them, for they are baby frogs which...
- HUSH!
- Hey, look, Greedy Smurf! It's biting!
- I got it!
- I'm going to smurf it.
- Hop! And here we are.
- What shall you smurf with it?
- We'll smurf it in an aquarium!
- Oh, look! Poor little one, it's afraid!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 09:02 AM
- SMURF OUT, HERE COMES ITS MOTHER!
- Yum! Emotions "ulwuys muke" me hungry!
- Whew, we've really smurfed into a fine mess!
- Well, I'm going to smurf to the village because it's getting dark and also tell Papa Smurf you've been smurfing tadpoles!
- It's really getting dark! We're gonna be smurfed off by Papa Smurf indeed.
- Look, there's still some light in Gargamel's hovel!
- What if we go and smurf a glimpse there?
- At Gargamel's? But it's dangerous!
- Bah, we won't be at risk, since he's got a broken leg! Besides, maybe there's something to eat...
- Ah, do you really think?
- Most likely! Smurf me.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 09:25 AM
- He's there, but not alone!
- Let me see.
- My friends, I thank you heartily for having responded to a misfortuned colleague's call!
- That's very natural, Gargy!
- Among sorcerers, one must help each other!
- What seems to be your problem, Gargamel?
- THE SMURFS! My usual problem!
- Ah, those little blue runts!
- The what?!?...
- Yes, what are the Smrfs... Smffs?
- The Smurfs are nice little blue elves who are always ready to be helpful with a smile on their faces!
- YECH! HOW HORRIBLE!
- They've got no fault and live peacefully in their charming little village!
- They are true monsters, and must be destroyed!
- YES!! DESTROYING THEM! THAT'S JUST WHAT I WANT, HOGATHA!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 10:04 AM
- We'll make a short work of them!
- Word of Grozboz, we shall get these Smrrf... rrffs...
- Just tell us where to find them!
- Finding them is the true problem! It's impossible to reach their village, if we aren't guided by a Smurf!
- OH, I HATE THEM, I HATE THEM!
- Yeah, yeah!
- We understand you and we shall help you!
- Patatart has a pendulum that will find the way to Smurf village! Show it to him, Patatart!
- Here!
- And you say this pendulum...
- You can consider all the job done, but it's necessary to magnetize this on an image!
- Well then! In my spellbook there's a Smurf picture on the potion page.
- There! It's done, he he. Next morning we shall find them, for my pendulum never fails!
- Have you heard?
- Of course! Quick, we must warn Papa Smurf
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 10:51 AM
- PAPA SMURF, PAPA SMURF!
- Very well! So that's just now you two smurf, huh?
(After they report all...)
- This what you had just smurfed is quite serious! I know Patatart and his magic pendulum. Gather round, everysmurf!
- What's happening?
- We all are in danger and must smurf in the forest. Follow me! Smurfette and Baby at first!
(The morning after...)
- The pendulum is spinning. We are on the right track, I feel it burning!
- Not so fast, my friends! I don't trust in Gargamel.
- What do you mean, Hogatha?
- I looked at his spellbook, and it says that a Smurf-based elixir will give him all the powers!
- Yeah, and so?
- So, this means he might expel us from the forest and we won't be able to resist him! Gargamel is a fiendish rascal, as everybody knows!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 12:52 PM
- You are right, Hogatha! In this case, let's grab a Smurf and make this elixir ourselves!
- Yeah, and it's Gargamel who shall be expelled! Yuk yuk yuk!
- But wait! Perhaps there's a trap.
- If the Smurfs were so easy to capture, why hasn't he done it himself yet? These stories involving an inacessible village and a broken leg are probably an artifice to make us fight those nasty Smurfs!
- Then, what to do?
- Go look for some straw, Grozboz! And Patatart, lend me your clothes. We're going to make a straw dummy!
- There! Combining our powers, we'll bring this dummy to life.
- Yuk yuk, I got it! In case of danger, that's it which will get beaten.
- And thanks to my pendulum, it will find easy the Smurf village!
- All together... ABRACADABRA!!
- That dummy is heading straight for the village! Hurry up, Poet Smurf!
- Wait, I made an error... There, it's ready!
- Aim well at the tree!
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posted 07-25-2022 01:09 PM
- It's a message from Poet Smurf! The sorcerers smurfed a straw dummy and it's smurfing towards our village guided by the pendulum!
- Their distrust shall smurf us a chance. Hefty Smurf, I'm going to need your help!
(A little later, as the dummy approaches the village...)
- NOW, Hefty!
- Gotcha!!
- Hey, look! The straw dummy stopped at once.
- I HATE straw dummies!
- Without the pendulum, it does know what to smurf no more. This has just smurfed me an idea!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 01:35 PM
- I must find what I want in my dictionary of sorcerers... Ha, here we are! Hefty, smurf me the pendulum.
- I'm going to smurf this dummy a new mission!
- Teeheehee! It's smurfing pretty well. There it goes to Gargamel's hovel!
-Then, what's he doing?
- Ah, that hypocrite!
- Yuk yuk, we were quite right to distrust him!
- A root of coriander, clove and some toad powder! Here it is! My potion is ready, except for a Smurf!
- Those three idiots shall bring me one, thanks to the magic pendulum... And I'll be the most powerful sorcerer!
- And then I'll cast out ALL OF THEM! Patatart, Grozboz and Hogatha, that fat ***, whom I detest as much as the Smurfs!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 02:01 PM
- Gargamel, open the door! It's us!
- Er... come in, dear colleagues and also friends! He, he...
- Hmmm, something really smells so good in your house!
- Er... Hm! I had made some soup! What then, did you catch a Smurf?
- Don't worry, we've been caring for this!
- And how's your leg doing nowadays?
- Yeah... your leg?
- Ohhh, how it has made me suffer! But I've had much merit of not complaining anymore...
- Oh yeah??
- So take that, you LIAR!
- THIS MADMAN HAS JUST BROKEN MY FOOT! OWIIEEE! OWWWWWW! AAAHHHHHH!
- Poor guy!
- Yeah, he's really suffering!
- He's had much merit indeed...
- You hoped to get rid of us with that potion! CONFESS!
- That's right! I'd changed you all into a frog, a viper and an earthworm!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 02:58 PM
- Slurp... It's missing an ingredient from this soup!
- We only need to wait for our straw dummy to return!
- Yes, and with a Smurf!
- WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?
- So then? Did you catch a Smurf?
- Yeah, a... a Smrrzf... Smrf...
- Who or what's that over there??
(A... a Smurf?)
- Hey! Ho! What's the matter with it?
- We are no Smoors... Smoos... S...
- But this dummy got MAD! It's lighting the fire!
- This serves you right! He he he.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-25-2022 03:19 PM
- AAAHHHHHH!
- HELP! IT'S BURNING!
- Come back here, you ACCURSED DUMMY!
- The dummy is moving no more, Papa Smurf!
- Smurf the pendulum and bury it far away from here!
- Without Patatart's magic object, this dummy is definitely inoffensive. It will smurf us as a scarecrow.
- I HATE scarecrows!
- All of this is your fault! The Smurfs surely ruined the pendulum, but I'll still have my REVENGE !
- Yeah, we'll have our revenge on those Smrrf... frrr.. Sfrm...
THE END
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