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sportette smurf
Member # 4102
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 posted 12-28-2011 05:27 PM
so i was thinking about a role play about some smurfs smurfnapping gargamel so ill start but feel free to add on
early in the morning
Sportette:*gets up throws on clothes gets sneakers and gloves on and jogs to hefty's house*Hefty ready for a jog
Hefty:Comin' *comes outside*its really cold out here
Sportette:cause ya gotta move Tabby and handy are going with us for the jog just so you know*she says jogging in place and starts jogging twords handy and tabby's mushroom*Hey guys ya comin'!
Tabby:ya be right there*comes outside with handy 12 seconds later*
Sportette:k lets go but ya better keep up i aint waiting*starts jogging*
Hefty:wait for us!
Sportette:dont you understand the words i aint waiting!*she yells jogging backwards then turns around*
Hefty:*finnaly catching up to her with handy and tabby* really why do you have to go so fast
Sportette:just smurf up and jog
Hefty:*mumbling*why me
Sportette:i heard that you blue buzzard*knocks him over into the snow*
Tabby:hefty are you ok
Hefty:ya *gets up and pushes sportette*
sportette:real mature hefty *kicks him in the shin and they get in a fight*
anyone can continue by the way sportette wins the fight but hefty lost a tooth
oh and after the fight whoever continues gargamel finds them
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Brainy Smurf Archives
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posted 12-28-2011 06:00 PM
Hefty: Oh yeah punk? Wanna mess with me?
Sportette: Seriously, what the smurf is your-
Hefty: *attempts to throw Sportette*
Archive: *steps in* What in the bloody smurf is going on?
Sportette: *finally defends self and throws Hefty back*
Hefty: *gets up, loses a tooth* UGH! FINE YOU WIN! *runs away*
Sportette: Yeah!
Archive: .........
Hefty: *gets kidnapped by Gargamel into the castle, shriek is unheard* AAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!
Brainy, Archive, Clumsy, Smurfette: *sights Hefty*
Smurfette: *speechless, shocked, depressed* ...
Brainy: LOOK WHAT YOU DID SPORTETTE!!!!! *is about to throw a frying pan at Sportette*
Sportette: *dodges* I don't care.
Brainy: *throws frying pan on the way*
Clumsy: La la la la la what just happened to Hef- *gets hit by frying pan* AAAAAAAAUUUGGGHHH!!!! *falls down, scratched in the face, bruised body and bleeding on the arms*
Brainy: Who did I just hit?
Archive: GUYS CALM DOWN!!!!! WHAT THE HECK IS ALL THIS YOU ARE MAKING THINGS WORSE!!!
Smurfette: *trys thinking of something to say but is completely speechless and shocked*
Archive: Hefty is kidnapped by Gargamel, because of you Sportette! And I think Clumsy might have broken a smurf-bone because of you Brainy!
Brainy: I tried to throw it at Sportette!
Archive: You should know it could hurt others too!
I'm planning that Smurfette will finally have something to say after the debate is near an end. You guys can come with the comment.
![[Smurfette]](graemlins/smurfette.gif)
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sportette smurf
Member # 4102
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posted 12-28-2011 06:37 PM
oh and maybe smurfette should say "its not very smurfy to fight right now what is important right now is to save hefty" how is it
oh and i should say something before smurfette like "its his fault for making me mad"
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Tabby Smurf
Member # 3715
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posted 12-28-2011 11:38 PM
kool story and i just want to inform smurfs that Handy turns out to be my brother because sassette is my younger sis am=bd turns otu handy is her older brother. but i made up a new smrf for me and my buddy lauren who was painters cousin and didnt know it like me and handy. i made DJ who love doin audio music plays guitar and has a new band and wants me to b lead singer and lauren to do drums. she really does play drums. thts gonna be in later fanfiction storys.
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Brainy Smurf Archives
Member # 2350
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posted 12-29-2011 01:38 AM
I am planning on adding characters from The Magic Flute after I have watched it the second time a couple hours ago. They are Johan and Peewit.
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Uncle Gargy
Member # 4048
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posted 12-29-2011 03:31 AM
At Gargamel's hovel: (Hefty is in a cage suspended from the ceiling) " My,my little Smurf how nice of you to be my guest. But what on earth has happened to you? You look like you've been in a fight."
Hefty:" Yeah! What's it to you?"
Gargamel:" Uh, nothing, just thought it a bit strange that you'd be fighting with each other. I mean you are all supposed to be so 'goody, goody' now aren't you?"
Hefty: "Just wait until I get out of this cage Gargamel and I'll show you how to knock your last tooth out!"
Gargamel:" Well they seem to have been practising on you, lovely gap you have there, Ha,ha,ha!"
Gargamel walks over to the kitchen area and the fire and starts to fill a cauldron with water from
a water storage butt.
Gargamel: "I'll just get things ready for our other guests, don't want to keep them waiting."
Hefty: "What other guests?"
Gargamel: "Your rescuers of course, don't you read the script? I capture one of you, then the others come and try and rescue him and then I'm supposed to let you all escape. But this time I'll have a surprise for you all and you'll never be able to escape from my clutches again! Ha,ha,ha,ha!"
Hefty just sits on the floor of his cage and glares at Gargamel. Azrael then decides to sit on the table just underneath the cage and then just watches Hefty with his yellow eyes, slowly licking his lips. Hefty huddles himself into a ball and tries to not think of his plight.
Hefty (talking to himself): "Oh, why did I run away? Makes me look bad as if I'm scared of girls. Thank goodness Gargamel did not ask me who beat me up it would have been mortifying".
Gargamel has settled himself down in the rocking chair in front of the fire and waits for the rescuers to arrive....
( come and get me...; )
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Tabby Smurf
Member # 3715
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posted 12-29-2011 09:12 AM
ok its my turn
Tabby: Sportette look what u have done!!!
Sportette: it all Heftys falt!!! he was smurfing me off
Handy: now Gargamels go nna eat hefty!
and us!!
sportette: just how is he gonna do that?
Tabby:doesnt anyone read the script!!! he captures 1 smurf, then we try rescue them, all but one of us get caught, that one saves the day and so on and so forth.
ok continue im out of ideas
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sportette smurf
Member # 4102
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posted 12-29-2011 09:25 AM
Sportette:hey he made me angry
Smurfette:its not very smurfy to fight right now whats important is to save hefty
Archive:smurfettes right
Sportette:fine just a second*goes into house and comes back with a big sack*lets go*starts running*
All:*sneak into hovel*shhhh
Sportette:i think we know to be quiet ok ill destract azreal you guys get hefty
Tabby:k but be careful
Sportette:*walks up to azreal*here kitty kitty come get present
*azreal tries to get her but she slips away*missed me*wacks azreal on head and hes out cold* ok now to take care of gargamel*slips on water*ow!
Gargamel:who said that!*picks sportette up*well well well trying to save the other smurf arent you
Sportette:*bites gargamel* you have to catch me first!*runs and takes bag and puts gargamel in it* *wacks sack with a metal spoon * hes out cold lets throw him in a river
Hefty:sure why not he deserves it
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Brainy Smurf Archives
Member # 2350
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posted 12-29-2011 09:29 AM
Sounds like an epic piece!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Meanwhile, at Johan and Peewit's castle.
Johan: *tries finding out something on TV*
Johan: *surfs the channels* This one's boring, *skips* boring, *skips* boring, *skips*
TV: *out loud* IT'S THE WALRUS RADIO SHOW!!!
Peewit: *gets surprised, and laughs hysterically* What was that?! *goes to Johan's room and opens door*
Johan: Horrible show *skips* boring, *skips*
TV: *plays the movie "Troll 2"*
Arnold (on the TV): They're eating her, and now they're gonna eat me!! OH MY GOOOOOOOOO-
Johan: TERRIBLE SATURDAY MORNING MOVIE! *skips*
Peewit: WHAT?! I LIKE THIS MOVIE!!!
Johan: Peewit, you like the weirdest things ever I swear-
TV: BREAKING NEWS!
Johan: I gotta see what is happening! SHHHH! Listen to the news, it may be important!
Peewit: Ok. *settles and sits*
TV: Some morning, Sportette and Hefty were about to race and Sportette did not notice she was disqualified. Hefty had to complain, but Sportette and Hefty had to get into a physical fight! There were a few witnesses who stood by to watch in shock, but they had a hard time finding a way to help them! The fight ended when Sportette one and Hefty's tooth got lost, but worst of all he ran away and accidentally got kidnapped by Gargamel! Brainy wanted to punish Sportette with a heavy object, the frying pan and he threw it but it accidentally hit his best friend, Clumsy Smurf. Clumsy smurf's body is somewhat scratched, bruised and is also bleeding a bit. There has been two major incidents today and it is now for someone friendly of the smurfs to fix this incident!
(P.S. Sportette as for one of your previous posts about you arm wrestling, you do seem like a pretty good arm wrestler! Also, nice addition!)
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Uncle Gargy
Member # 4048
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posted 12-29-2011 10:20 AM
In the meatime, Gargamel manages to get out of the sack, luckily he always carries a pen knife on him and Sportette did not think of tying him up first.
But he was amazed at her strenght in being able to pick him up in the first place!
Soaking wet, he walks back to the hovel and vows to get the Smurfs, especially that Sportette.
She thinks she is so strong, he will challenge her to an arm wrestling duel, just the two of them.
If Sportette wins, then Gargamel promises to move away from the Enchanted forest.
But if he wins, the Smurfs have to willingly give up 6 of their number.
No pressure Sportette, Ha,ha,ha,ha.
; )
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sportette smurf
Member # 4102
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posted 12-29-2011 11:44 AM
Gargamel:sportette i challang you to an arm wrestling match* points at sportette before she gets to the village*if you win i leave if i win i get six smurfs!
Sportette: sure im the strongest smurf even stronger than hefty!
Hefty:*grunts* i hate to admit it but its true(and smurfette i challanged a ninth grader before vacation and i won !)
Sportette:see if i can lift a stupid sorcerer like you i probobly can lift this tree*goes to tree and lifts it above her head* ok now thats hefy not doin that again
Gargamel:its settled tommarow at the great oak
Sportette:ok no bringing anything but yourself
Gargamel:fine
tommarow at the great oak a table is set up
Sportette:ok lets do this
referee: 1...2...3... go!
k continue anyone
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Uncle Gargy
Member # 4048
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posted 12-29-2011 12:50 PM
At the great Oak, Gargamel is already waiting at the table, he is in his sports gear, black T-shirt and red shorts with red trainers. He's been working out and has the muscles of Hank Azaria, not weedy little cartoon ones.
Gargamel: "Right let's do this!" and he flexes his muscles, big strong muscles, very impressive.
Sportette: Looks at Gargamel and thinks "Uh-Oh! he's not as weedy as I thought. That smock of his hides too much. She speaks up and says "Ha! I'll beat you in no time!"
They both move to the table, Sportette has to stand on the table whilst Gargamel sits on a stool at the table. They clasp each other's right thumbs, except that Sportette's whole hand is covered.
Gargamel:" Well this physically is not going to work now is it?"
Sportette:" Let's fight using your thumb only then, that would be fairer on...you"
Gargamel: Ha,ha, don't kid yourself, I'm still bigger and stronger than you. You're just a freaky strong Smurf, must be Papa giving you a potion or something?"
Papa: "No, she's just a strong lass, go get him Sportette!" Papa Smurf cheered along with all the other smurfs from the village which has by now gathered around the table.
Papa Smurf came onto the table and both Gargamel and Sportette looked at each other with grim determination and Papa Smurf counted down..1,2,3
(just wanted to expand the scene a bit, had to get that bit in about muscles : )
I think someone else should decide who wins as you know who I'm rooting for ; )
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Brainy Smurf Archives
Member # 2350
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posted 12-29-2011 01:13 PM
Sportette: Shut up Gargamel, shut the bloody smurf up!
Gargamel: *almost takes down Sportette's arm*
Sportette: OH NO...*suddenly, her arm lifts and the battle continues*
Hefty: Let me help you! *reaches sportette's arm to team up*
Gargamel: CHEATER!
Sportette: *uses the other arm to push hefty's hand back* No thanks I can do it myself, plus this is important so yeah.
Hefty: Best of luck to you! *waves at Sportette* I'm sorry about before!
Sportette: Thanks and we will have a talk about it later!
Hefty: *walks along the village*
Peewit: Hefty, is Sportette still bothering you?
Hefty: Not anymore, but she is going to have a talk with me after a battle with Gargamel.
Johan: Sounds fair, have you seen Brainy and Clumsy recently?
Hefty: Yes, they are outside, Clumsy Smurf is in his bed wounded by a-
Peewit: I KNEW IT! Clumsy did get hit by Brainy's frying pan! BLAME BRAINY FOR SMURF'S SAKE!
Johan: No no no, Brainy meant to throw it at Sportette once, but it accidentally hit Clumsy. But yes, doesn't mean Brainy is smart doesn't mean he is strong, he should watch what he is doing because he could accidentally hit someone he doesn't want to.
Hefty: Okay, let's have a talk with Brainy!
Peewit and John: Yes.
[Hefty, Peewit and John walk to the part of the village where Brainy is.]
Archive: Hey you're looking for Brainy Smurf?
Johan and Peewit: Yes.
Archive: Over there. *points*
Hefty: Thanks!
Archive: No problem, *goes to Clumsy's mushroom house*
[Meanwhile at the battle.]
Sportette: *turning red*
Gargamel: *bones crackling, face red but still very strong* HA!
Sportette: NO!
Gargamel: YEAH! *pushes Sportette's hand*
Sportette: *fights back* OH YEAH? THIS IS FOR YOU TO LEAVE THE ENCHANTED FOREST!
Gargamel: And this battle was made to take away six of your smurfs!!
Sportette: I can win!
Gargamel: N-
Sportette: HUUU- *Gargamel's hand is laid down and crushed by Sportette's arm* YAAAAAAAAAAH!! NOW GET LOST!
Gargamel: *hand is broken* I think my hand is broken.
LOL, and you knew it Uncle Gargy. XD
Otherwise, I think someone should also add to the Brainy, Johan, Peewit and Hefty interview. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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Uncle Gargy
Member # 4048
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posted 12-29-2011 03:15 PM
That was fun! Off to lick my wounds until another battle..
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sportette smurf
Member # 4102
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posted 12-29-2011 03:29 PM
Sportete:haha you got smurfed by a smurfette!
Papa:nice job sportette and you have to go talk to hefty after he is done talking to brainy*papa thinks hefty is talking a little to much*
All smurfs:three cheers fo sportette! hip hip horray hip hip horray hip hip horray
Sportette:thanks but now i need to get changed im sweating like a smurf in august in texas!*goes home and changes*now lets celebrate!*acidently hits brainy in the face*oops
Brainy:shes as clumsy as clumsy!
Sportette: grrr im gonna get you for that*chases brainy around village twice then ties him to a tree*ya better smurf up now
Hefty:i still needed to talk with brainy well at least i found him
to be continued…
(oh yeah beat gargamel's sorry butt!! no ofence uncle gargy)
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Brainy Smurf Archives
Member # 2350
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posted 12-29-2011 03:57 PM
Nice addition, Sportette!
Oh and even if Uncle Gargy is a fan of Gargamel, I don't think Uncle Gargy would be offended by that comment on the bottom. "Beating Gargamel's sorry butt" is a part of the role-play!
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Uncle Gargy
Member # 4048
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posted 12-29-2011 04:20 PM
No offence taken. It's all part of the fun : )
I can take care of myself
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Brainy Smurf Archives
Member # 2350
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posted 12-29-2011 05:05 PM
That's exactly what I was saying Uncle Gargy!
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Tabby Smurf
Member # 3715
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posted 12-29-2011 06:36 PM
Ok that was smurfing hilarious!!! I would help u tie Brainy to a tree sportette!!!
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Tabby Smurf
Member # 3715
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posted 12-29-2011 06:59 PM
Ok my turn!!!
Hefty Goes and finds sportette
Hefty: hey good job at beating gargamel.
Sportette: not a problem
Hefty: listen, sorry bout the whole fight thing
Sportette: nah i should say sry, i was the one who punched u in the face
Hefty: im still gonna get u 4 that
Both laugh
Sportette: im still sry
Hefty: ahh no prob
They hug
Hefty: hey sportette
Sportette: ya
Hefty: i must say i kinda have a huge crush on u, even if u constanly piss me off
Sportette: u smurfed the words right out of my mouth
They give eachother a small kiss
Tabby: hahahaha Brainy, i was right!! Now i can burn one of ur quotation volumes!!!
Handy and Tabby high five then Make out in a tree
Brainy pushes Tabby and Handy catches her and punches Brainy in the gut
Sportette throws a rock at handy and tabby but breaksbrainys glasses insted
All including brainy laugh
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