Originally posted April 1, 2000:"In what has been termed by one reader as "possibly the greatest poll ever created", it is with great pride that we present the results of our latest poll. The question asked was, "Who is your favorite Smurf?". The answer, not suprisingly, is a landslide for the very popular Other Smurf.
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Other Smurf, featured above, is known for his trademark catchphrase "Don't ask me, ask some other Smurf!". Ah, the laughter he has brought us. Administrator Sassette, however, is still a little sad that Other Smurf was "sent back to his home planet" in the second-last season of The Smurfs Adventures.
However, being optimists, we believe we have the ability to change the world - with your help. If you vote in the current poll, "Should 'Other Smurf' be made into a figurine?", and the results are favorable - we'll mail it to Peyo Incorporated and try and get the figurine made. Perhaps we can breathe some new life into our favorite character!
In other news, some sarcastic peon emailed to mention that Jokey Smurf, Grandpa Smurf, Wild Smurf, and a dozen or so other Smurfs were left out of the last poll. This was entirely intentional.
That is all for now, little ones. Don't forget to vote!"