I seem to have recovered from the Sarsaparilla and cakes Greedy Smurf made... Here is a new feature on the site: go to the bottom of this page here, and each person gets a special welcome.

You'll see something like "Some of the smurfiest people in the world..."

Please tell me if the special message works correctly for you - it works fine on my end.

Rachel, as you may have guessed, everyone gets their hometown (or something close - hopefully).

Vic, American and Canadian cities now get their city and state/province. How this extra data field shows up outside of North America is anyone's guess...

smurfy_steph - Well, its a work in progress - and it's not my work. I didn't write the code and can't address errors, unfortunately. Hopefully you get cities nearby - sometimes it's determined by where your Internet Service Provider resides.

A big thank you again to everyone.

I really, really laughed when I watched that show. I particularly liked this long skit where someone pushed a shopping-cart all over the countryside. For some reason, that really appealed to me.