Jason french11
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posted 07-13-2026 11:08 AM
Smarty's Treatment by Some Smurfette's:
(Smarty and Archerette are at the Female Village Arrow Gallery deciding on what arrow to
bring)
Archerette: Now which arrow should I take?
Smarty: Well obviously this one. They all look the same if you ask me. If you were me, I
take all of them. Since you always use the same ones over and over again, in which case,
you need a bigger pack to store more arrows in, am I right?
(Archerette picks up and throws Smarty)
Smarty: Alright, have it your way then.
(Smarty was taking Mother somewhere with his hands on her eyes, then he removes his
hands)
Mother: My, what a big gem.
Smarty: Indeed, since Father mentioned that this gem is very very rare to find. Which I
found It deep underground incased in hard stone near other minerals. You can also use it
as many things, such as shinning a light on it to make a beam, going on top of it as a high
view, spinning it like a big spin top and much more, so how does that sound?
(Mother picks him up and throws him)
Smarty: *sigh* Why didn't I expect that Mother was gonna do that.
(A Smurfette was trying to tie the laces on her sand colored shoes but she's struggling)
Smarty: Here.
(Smarty ties the laces)
Smarty: Just cross
the two laces to form an "X." Take the lace that is now on top and tuck
it under the other lace, pulling it through to create a basic knot. Pull both laces tight to
secure the knot
.
Make a loop with one lace, holding it between your thumb and fingers.
Take
the other lace and wrap it around the base of the loop you just created
.
After
wrapping, pull the lace through the small hole that forms behind the loop
. And
finally,
pull both loops outward to tighten the knot securely and adjust them to make sure there
even.
Got that?
(She picks up and throws him)
Smarty: Nevermind.
(Teleportette is in the woods going to trim the flower bush)
Teleportette: Huh? What happened to the flower bush?
Smarty: I cut all the flowers off. Since bushes should absolutely not have flowers on them.
And you can thank me later.
(Angrily, Teleportette picks up and throws Smarty)
Smarty: Some Smurfettes don't understand.
(Barefootette was going to go for a walk when Smarty ran into her)
Smarty: Going for a walk?
Barefootette: Yup.
Smarty: Well If your going for a walk. I suggest going through Smurf park, then around the
prickly bushes and then pass the very big tree. Oh and don't forget to tell your female
friends about it, I'm sure they love to hear it, right?
(Barefootette as well picks up and throws Smarty)
Smarty: This is the 5th time I've been thrown by a Smurfette.
Smarty: Alright Smurfettes. Mother is gone to help Father. While she's away, I'll be in
charge. And you must do as I say. Any questions?
(And of course, the Smurfettes grab and throw Smarty)
Smarty: I need to stop talking alot.
Smarty reading at Grumpy:
Smarty: Hello Grumpy. If you don't mind, I'm gonna read this new book to you. Alright, here
we go.
(Smarty starts to read)
Smarty: Blahblahblahblahblahblah…
(Grumpy picks up Smarty and throws him out)
Grumpy: I despise Smarty and his new book.
Smarty's Gone:
(Smarty is sitting on the picnic table looking sad)
Smarty: I can't believe I still get the same treatment, and what's worse, they put restraining
orders so that way I don't have to bother or talk to them anymore. And I had enough, I'm
leaving!
(Smarty goes out and into the deep woods)
Smarty: Where should I move in? Hmmmm…
(He wanders and wanders but fails to find a place to reside)
Smarty: Well, looks like I'm building one myself.
(He gathers materials and builds himself a place)
Smarty: Alright, now to make the best of it, what could go wrong?
(When it gets nighttime, he goes to sleep. But soon after, a flood was coming and wash
Smarty and his house. Smarty was trying to fight it but he hit his head on a rock
unconscious. When the flood ended, he was washed up still unconscious. But a little later,
someone found him unseen)
Smurf: I found Smarty! Get the helicopter!
(When Smarty woke up, he was sitting on the ground against a lampost)
Smarty: Huh? What happened?
Father: You were swept away by the flood and got K.O'ed.
Smarty: Oh.
Father: And why didn't you tell us you were in the woods overnight?
Smarty: It's because the same thing happens whenever I interact with the other Smurfs. So
I made myself a residence so that I won't have to be hated anymore.
Father: But then, who would be checking, responds to me and the only one with glasses?
Smarty: Oh...
Father: Smarty, even when you yap or do "other things". We still like you.
Smarty: Oh, well in that case. Would anyone want to "you know what" to me?
(A Smurf picks up and throws him)
Smarty: Thanks!
Original source: ttps://www.fanfiction.net/s/14577662/1/3-Smurf-fanfic-scripts-short
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