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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 03-06-2025 05:57 AM
Here's Psalm 23 rephrased in Smurf language:
The Great Smurf is my smurfy shepherd; I shall not smurf in need.
He smurfs me lie down in green smurfberry fields; he smurfs me beside quiet smurf-waters.
He re-smurfs my soul. He smurfs me along the right paths for his smurf's sake.
Even though I smurf through the darkest smurf-valley, I will smurf no evil, for you are with me; your smurf and your staff, they smurf me.
You smurf a table before me in the smurf of my enemies. You smurf my head with oil; my smurf smurfs over.
Surely smurfiness and smurf will follow me all the smurfs of my life, and I will smurf in the house of the Great Smurf forever.
CORRECTION: This was created using Claude AI.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 03-06-2025 06:00 AM
Here's how ChatGPT rephrases Psalm 23:
The Smurfy Shepherd
The Big Smurf is my shepherd, I smurf for nothing.
He makes me smurf in green meadows,
He leads me beside smurfy waters.
He smurfs my soul,
And guides me on the right smurf for His name’s sake.
Even when I smurf through the darkest valley,
I will fear no Gargamel, for You are with me.
Your smurfy staff and rod, they comfort me.
You smurf a feast before me in front of my enemies,
You smurf my head with oil, my cup smurfs over.
Surely smurfiness and love will follow me all my smurfy days,
And I will smurf in the house of the Big Smurf forever!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 03-06-2025 06:04 AM
A Smurfy Plea for Forgiveness
Big Smurf, have smurfy mercy on me,
According to Your great smurfiness;
Smurf away my smurfy mistakes,
And wash me smurf-clean from my sins.
For I know I’ve smurfed up,
And my sins are always smurfy before me.
Against You alone have I smurfed,
And done what is smurfily wrong in Your sight.
You desire a smurfy heart,
So smurf me with wisdom deep inside.
Smurf me with Your cleansing power, and I’ll be smurfier than snow.
Fill me with joy again,
So my smurfy soul can sing!
Turn away from my smurfs of failure,
And smurf out all my smurf-ups.
Create in me a pure smurfy heart, O Big Smurf,
And smurf a right spirit within me.
Don’t smurf me away from Your presence,
And don’t take Your Smurfy Spirit from me.
Smurf me back the joy of Your salvation,
And smurf me with a willing spirit to obey You.
Then I will smurf Your ways to other smurfs,
And lost smurfs will smurf back to You.
Save me from my worst smurfs, O Big Smurf,
And my mouth will smurf Your praise!
You don’t smurf pleasure in smurfy sacrifices,
Or I would smurf them to You.
The real smurfy sacrifice is a heart that is truly sorry—
A smurfy, humble heart You will never turn away.
So in Your smurfy goodness,
Smurf favor to Your people,
And smurf up the walls of Smurfy Jerusalem.
Then You will be pleased with true smurfy worship,
And the smurfs will smurf joyful before You!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 03-06-2025 06:40 AM
The Suffering Smurf
Who has smurfed our message?
And to whom has the mighty smurfiness of the Big Smurf been revealed?
He smurfed up before us like a tiny smurf-shoot,
Like a little smurf growing in dry ground.
He didn’t smurf with any grand appearance or smurfy beauty
That we should smurf at Him,
Nothing about Him seemed smurf-tacular that we should desire Him.
He was smurfed and rejected by smurfs,
A smurf of sorrows, familiar with suffering.
Like one whom smurfs turn away from,
He was smurfed low, and we didn’t smurf a second glance.
Yet surely He smurfed up our weaknesses,
He carried our smurfy sorrows.
But we thought He was being smurfed by Big Smurf,
Struck down and smurfed hard.
But no! He was smurfed for our smurfy mistakes,
He was crushed for all the wrong smurfs we did.
The punishment that smurfs peace upon us was smurfed on Him,
And by His smurfy wounds, we are healed.
All us smurfs have smurfed astray,
Like lost little smurfs in the woods.
Each of us has smurfed our own way,
And Big Smurf has laid on Him the smurfiness of us all.
He was smurfed and afflicted,
Yet He didn’t smurf a word.
Like a smurfy lamb led to the smurf-shearing,
He stayed silent and didn’t smurf back.
By oppression and smurfy judgment, He was smurfed away.
And who among His smurfs understood?
He was smurfed from the land of the living,
For the sins of His smurf-people, He was smurfed down.
He was smurfed with the wicked in His smurfy death,
And with the rich in His burial.
Though He had smurfed no smurfiness,
And no lies had smurfed from His mouth.
Yet it was the will of Big Smurf to smurf Him,
To make His life a smurfy offering for sin.
But after His suffering, He will smurf again,
And His days will be long and smurfy.
By His smurfy sacrifice, many smurfs will be smurfed right,
For He smurfed their sins upon Himself.
Because He smurfed His life to death,
He will be smurfed with the great and honored among smurfs.
For He smurfed the sins of many,
And interceded for all us smurfs.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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posted 03-06-2025 07:08 AM
Very interesting how the AI "knows" when to smurf up certain nouns, verbs and adjectives so that it still makes sense to us humans!
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posted 03-06-2025 02:11 PM
The Smurfy New Village
Then I smurfed a new smurfy sky and a new smurfy land,
For the old smurf-world had passed away,
And the big smurfy sea was no more.
And I smurfed the Smurfy Village,
The New Smurfusalem, smurfing down from the Big Smurf’s sky,
Prepared like a smurfy bride, all dressed up for her Big Smurf.
And I smurfed a loud smurfy voice from the throne, saying:
“Look! The home of Big Smurf is now among the smurfs!
He will smurf with them, and they will be His smurfs.
Big Smurf Himself will smurf with them and be their Big Smurf.
He will smurf away every smurfy tear from their smurfy eyes,
And there will be no more smurfing or crying or pain.
All the old smurfy troubles have smurfed away forever!”
Then the One who smurfed on the throne said,
“Look! I am smurfing everything brand smurfy!”
And He said, “Smurf this down,
For these words are true and smurfy.”
And He said to me,
“It is smurfed! I am the Alpha and the Smurfa,
The First Smurf and the Last Smurf.
To the thirsty smurf, I will smurf free water
From the smurfy river of life.
Those who smurf faithfully to the end will smurf it all,
And I will be their Big Smurf,
And they will be My smurf-children.
But the smurf-fearing, the smurf-doubting,
The smurf-bad, the smurf-liars, the smurf-sorcerers,
And all who smurf away from Me—
Their smurfy place will be the lake of burning smurf-stone.
That is the second smurf-death.”
Then one of the smurfy messengers smurfed to me and said,
“Come! I will smurf you the Smurfy Bride,
The Smurf-Wife of the Big Smurf!”
And he smurfed me up to a smurfy high mountain,
And I smurfed the Smurfy Village—New Smurfusalem—
Coming down from the sky, from Big Smurf Himself.
It smurfed with the smurfy glory of Big Smurf,
Shining like a precious smurf-stone,
As clear as smurf-crystal!
It had smurfy high walls,
With twelve smurfy gates,
And at each gate was a smurfy angel.
On the gates were smurfed the names
Of the twelve smurfs of Smurfrael.
The Smurfy Village had no smurf-temple,
Because Big Smurf and the Smurfy Lamb are its temple.
And it had no need for a smurfy sun or moon,
For the glory of Big Smurf smurfed upon it,
And the Smurfy Lamb was its light.
The smurf-nations will smurf in its light,
And the smurf-kings of the land will smurf their treasures into it.
Its smurfy gates will never be smurfed shut,
For there will be no smurfy night there!
Only smurfy smurfs who are smurfed in the Lamb’s Smurfy Book
Will ever smurf inside.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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posted 03-06-2025 02:12 PM
The Smurfiest Love of All
For Big Smurf so smurfed the smurfy world,
That He smurfed His one and only Smurfy Son,
So that every smurf who smurfs in Him will not be smurfed,
But will smurf forever in smurfy life!
For Big Smurf didn’t smurf His Smurfy Son into the smurf-world
To smurf it guilty,
But to smurf it through Him!
Whoever smurfs in Him is not smurfed,
But whoever does not smurf in Him is already smurfed,
Because they haven’t smurfed in the name of Big Smurf’s one and only Smurfy Son.
And this is the smurf-judgment:
The Smurfy Light has smurfed into the world,
But some smurfs loved the smurfy darkness instead,
Because their smurfs were smurfy-bad.
All smurfs who smurf smurfy things hate the Smurfy Light,
And won’t smurf near it,
Because they don’t want their smurfy ways to be smurfed out.
But smurfs who smurf by the truth smurf into the Smurfy Light,
So that it can be smurfed
That their smurfs have been smurfed through Big Smurf!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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posted 03-07-2025 10:36 AM
The Fall of Smurfylon
Smurf down, smurf down from your smurfy throne,
O Smurfylon, you smurfy princess!
Sit in the smurfy dust,
For you are no longer the smurfiest of all.
No more will you be called the Smurfy Queen!
Smurf up your sleeves,
Smurf off your fancy smurfy robes,
Wade through the smurfy rivers—
Your smurfiness will be smurfed,
And your shame will be smurfed to all.
Big Smurf will smurf justice upon you,
For He is the Smurfiest Redeemer,
The Big Smurf of Smurfrael!
Smurf in silence,
Go smurf away into the shadows,
O daughter of Smurfylon,
For no more will you be called the Light of the Smurfs.
I was smurfy angry with My smurf-people,
So I smurfed them over to you,
But you smurfed them with no mercy,
Smurfing even the weakest among them.
You smurfed to yourself,
“I will be smurfy forever!”
But you didn’t smurf in your heart
That Big Smurf was watching.
Now smurf this, you who smurf in pleasure,
You who smurf, “I am the smurfiest!
No one can smurf me down!
I will never be a lonely smurf,
I will never smurf sorrow.”
But in a single smurfy moment,
Both will smurf upon you—
Loss and smurfy ruin!
No magic smurfing will smurf you,
No smurfy charms will smurf you away from it.
You have smurfed in your wicked ways,
Smurfing, “No one smurfs what I do.”
Your smurfiness has smurfed you,
And your heart has smurfed,
“I am the only smurf who matters.”
But now smurfing is coming upon you,
And you won’t smurf how to stop it!
Disaster will smurf upon you suddenly,
And no magic smurfing will smurf it away.
Now smurf ahead—smurf your spells,
Smurf your old smurfy tricks,
Maybe they will smurf you!
Maybe they will smurf you strong!
You have smurfed with many smurfy advisors,
But let them smurf and help you now—
The smurfy star-smurfers,
The ones who smurf the skies
And smurf the future.
But look! They are all smurfing away like smurfy straw in the fire,
They cannot smurf you!
Each one smurfs away on their own,
And no smurf is left to smurf you help.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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posted 03-07-2025 10:37 AM
The Smurfiest Love
If I smurf in the tongues of smurfs and angels,
But don’t have love,
I am just a noisy smurf-bell or a clanging smurf-gong.
If I have the smurfiest gift of prophecy,
And can smurf all mysteries and knowledge,
And if I have smurfy faith that can smurf mountains,
But don’t have love,
I am nothing.
If I smurf all I have to the poor,
And even smurf myself up to the flames,
But don’t have love,
I gain nothing.
Love is smurfy, love is kind.
It does not smurf with jealousy,
It does not smurf with pride.
It does not smurf rudely,
It does not smurf its own way,
It is not smurfy-tempered or smurfish.
Love does not smurf delight in smurfiness,
But smurfs with the truth.
It always smurfs up,
Always smurfs strong,
Always smurfs forward,
Always smurfs on.
Love never smurfs away.
But prophecies will smurf,
Tongues will smurf silent,
Knowledge will smurf away.
For we only smurf in part,
And we only smurf in part,
But when the smurfiest comes,
The part-smurfing will smurf away.
When I was a little smurf,
I smurfed like a little smurf,
I thought like a little smurf,
I reasoned like a little smurf.
But when I smurfed up,
I smurfed away the little smurf ways.
Now we smurf through a smurfy mirror dimly,
But one day we will smurf face to face.
Now I only smurf a little,
But then I will smurf fully,
Just as Big Smurf has fully smurfed me.
And now these three smurfs remain:
Faith, hope, and love.
But the smurfiest of these is love!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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posted 03-07-2025 10:39 AM
The Smurfy Armor of Big Smurf
Finally, my smurfs,
Be strong in Big Smurf and in His mighty smurf-power!
Smurf on the full smurfy armor of Big Smurf,
So you can smurf strong against the sneaky tricks of Gargamel.
For our smurf-battle is not against other smurfs,
But against the smurfy rulers,
Against the dark smurfy powers,
Against the smurfy forces of evil in the unseen smurf-world.
So smurf up the full armor of Big Smurf,
So that when the smurfy day of trouble smurfs,
You can smurf your ground,
And after you’ve smurfed everything, still be smurfing strong!
Smurf firm then, smurfs!
Smurf the Belt of Truth around your waist,
Smurf the Breastplate of Smurf-righteousness in place,
Smurf your smurfy feet with the readiness
That smurfs from the Good Smurf-News of peace.
In addition to all this,
Smurf up the Shield of Smurf-faith,
With which you can smurf off all the flaming smurfs of the evil one.
Smurf on the Helmet of Smurfation,
And smurf the Sword of the Smurfy Spirit,
Which is the Word of Big Smurf!
And smurf in the Spirit on all smurfy occasions,
With all kinds of smurfy prayers and smurfy requests.
With this in mind,
Be smurfy and always smurf praying for all the smurfs.
And smurf for me too,
That whenever I smurf my smurfy mouth,
Big Smurf will smurf me the right smurfy words,
So that I can boldly smurf the Good Smurf-News,
The mystery of the Smurfy Kingdom!
For which I am a smurf in chains—
Smurf that I may smurf it boldly,
As I smurf to smurf!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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posted 03-07-2025 10:42 AM
The Smurfy Attitude of the Smurfy One
Smurfs, you should have the same smurfy attitude
As Smurfus Smurf,
Who, being in very smurf-nature Big Smurf,
Did not smurf equality with Big Smurf
As something to smurf for Himself,
But He smurfed Himself nothing,
Taking on the very smurfy nature of a servant,
Being smurfed in smurf-likeness.
And being smurfed in appearance as a smurf,
He smurfed Himself even lower,
Smurfing obedient to the point of smurfy death—
Even death on a smurfy tree!
Therefore, Big Smurf has smurfed Him up to the smurfiest place,
And smurfed Him the Name above all smurfy names,
That at the name of Smurfus Smurf,
Every smurf should smurf their knees—
In smurfy heaven, on smurfy earth, and under the smurfy ground,
And every smurfy tongue should smurf out,
That Smurfus Smurf is Big Smurf!
To the smurfy glory of Big Smurf the Father!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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posted 03-07-2025 10:48 AM
The Smurf Who Feels Forsmurfed
Smurfy Big Smurf, Smurfy Big Smurf!
Why have You smurfed Me?
Why are You so far from smurfing Me,
So far from My smurfy cries?
O Big Smurf, I smurf by day,
But You do not smurf Me.
I smurf by night,
But I smurf no rest.
Yet You are the Smurfiest One,
The Big Smurf whom all smurfs smurf!
Our smurf-ancestors smurfed in You,
They smurfed their trust, and You smurfed them.
They smurfed out to You and were smurfed!
They smurfed in You and were not smurfed in shame.
But I am a smurf-worm, not even a smurf!
Smurfed at by all, smurfed down upon by smurfs.
Every smurf who smurfs Me smurfs at Me,
They smurf their heads and say,
“He smurfs in Big Smurf? Let Big Smurf smurf Him!
Let Big Smurf smurf Him, since He smurfs in Him!”
Yet You smurfed Me out of My smurfy mother’s belly,
You smurfed Me safe in her smurfy arms.
From My first smurfy breath, You were My Big Smurf,
And I have smurfed You since I was a smurfling!
Don’t be far from Me, Big Smurf!
Trouble is smurfing close,
And there’s no smurf to help.
Smurfy bulls smurf around Me,
Smurfy strong smurfs smurf Me in.
They smurf at Me with smurfy mouths,
Like a roaring, smurfing lion.
I am smurfed out like smurfy water,
All My smurfy bones are smurfed apart.
My heart is like smurfy wax,
It smurfs away inside Me.
My strength is smurfed up like a smurfy pot,
My tongue smurfs to the smurfy roof of My mouth.
You have smurfed Me down to the smurfy dust of death.
Smurfs smurf around Me,
A band of smurfy smurfs smurf Me in!
They have smurfed My hands and My feet!
I can smurf all My smurfy bones,
Smurfs smurf and stare at Me.
They smurf My smurfy clothes among them,
And smurf lots for My smurfy robe.
But You, O Big Smurf, don’t be far!
O My Smurfy Strength, smurf to smurf Me!
Smurf Me from the smurfy sword,
My precious smurf from the smurfy dogs!
Smurf Me from the smurfy lions’ mouths,
From the horns of the wild smurfy bulls!
You have smurfed Me!
I will smurf Your name to My smurfy smurfs,
In the smurfy gathering, I will smurf Your praise.
All you smurfs who smurf Big Smurf, smurf Him!
All you smurfs of Smurfrael, smurf Him with honor!
For He has not smurfed or smurfed the suffering smurf,
He has not smurfed away from Him,
But when He smurfed for help, Big Smurf smurfed Him!
The smurfy world will smurf and smurf back to Big Smurf,
All smurfy nations will smurf before Him!
For Big Smurf smurfs over all,
He is the Big Smurf of smurfs!
The smurfy ones will smurf Him,
The smurfing ones will bow before Him.
Even those who smurf down to the smurfy dust
Will smurf that He alone is Big Smurf.
Future smurfs will smurf about Him,
Smurfy generations will smurf His smurfy ways.
They will smurf, “Big Smurf has smurfed it!”
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posted 03-07-2025 10:59 AM
The Smurfy Procession of King Smurfomon
Who is this smurfing up from the smurfy wilderness,
Like a smurfy column of smoke,
Smurfing with myrrh and smurfy spices,
With all the smurfy perfumes of the smurf-merchants?
Look! It’s Smurfomon’s smurfy carriage,
Smurfed by sixty of the smurfiest smurfs,
The smurfiest warriors of Smurfrael!
All of them smurfy in battle,
Smurfing their smurfy swords,
Smurfing ready for the smurfy night’s dangers.
King Smurfomon smurfed himself a smurfy carriage,
Made from the smurfiest wood of Smurfanon.
Its smurfy posts are smurfed with silver,
Its smurfy roof smurfed with gold,
Its smurfy seat smurfed in royal purple,
Its smurfy inside smurfed with love
By the smurfy daughters of Smurfusalem.
Come, smurfy daughters of Smurfion,
Smurf at King Smurfomon!
Smurf the smurfy crown his mother smurfed him
On the day of his smurfy wedding,
The smurfiest day of his smurfy heart!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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posted 03-07-2025 11:03 AM
Smurfember Your Big Smurf Before It's Too Late
Smurfember your Big Smurf while you're still a young smurf,
Before the smurfy days come,
Before the years smurf in and you smurf,
"I don't smurf these days anymore!"
Before the smurfy sun and moon smurf dim,
Before the smurfy clouds smurf back after the smurfy rain.
When the smurf-keepers smurf shaky,
And the smurfy smurfers smurf weak,
When the smurfing ones stop smurfing,
Because they are too smurfy few,
And those who smurf through the windows
Smurf their smurfy sight fading.
When the smurfy doors to the smurf-streets smurf shut,
And the smurfing of the mill smurfs low,
When smurfs rise at the sound of a chirping smurf,
But the smurfy songs smurf quiet.
When smurfs smurf afraid of smurfy heights,
And of smurfs in the road,
When the smurfy almond tree smurfs white,
And the smurfs smurf slow like a smurfy grasshopper,
And the smurfy desires smurf away.
For the smurf is smurfing to his smurfy home,
And the smurfers smurf in the streets.
Before the smurfy silver cord smurfs snapped,
Before the smurfy golden bowl smurfs broken,
Before the smurfy jar smurfs shattered at the smurfy spring,
Or the smurfy wheel smurfs broken at the smurfy well.
And the smurf smurfs back to the smurfy ground it smurfed from,
And the spirit smurfs back to Big Smurf, who smurfed it.
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posted 03-07-2025 11:14 AM
The Smurfy Song of Smurfah
Then Smurfah and the smurfs smurfed this song to Big Smurf:
“I will smurf to Big Smurf, for He is smurfily great!
He has smurfed the horse and rider into the smurfy sea!
Big Smurf is my strength and my smurfy song,
He has smurfed me victory!
He is my Smurf, and I will smurf Him praise,
My father’s Big Smurf, and I will smurf Him honor!
Big Smurf is a mighty warrior—
Big Smurf is His Name!
Smurfaraoh’s chariots and smurfy army,
He has smurfed into the sea!
His best smurfy warriors
Have smurfed beneath the smurfy waves!
The smurfy depths have smurfed over them,
They smurfed down like a smurfy stone!
Your smurfy right hand, O Big Smurf,
Is smurfily powerful!
Your smurfy right hand smurfs the enemy apart!
In Your smurfy greatness, You smurf down those who smurf against You!
You smurf out Your burning smurfiness,
And it smurfs them up like smurfy straw!
At the breath of Your smurfy nostrils,
The smurfy waters piled up!
The smurfy waves stood firm like a smurfy wall!
The smurfy deep smurfed up in the heart of the smurfy sea!
The enemy smurfed, ‘I will smurf after them!
I will smurf them!
I will smurf all their smurfy treasures,
I will smurf My smurfy sword,
And my smurfy hand will smurf them down!’
But You smurfed Your breath,
And the smurfy sea smurfed over them!
They smurfed like smurfy lead
In the mighty smurfy waters!
Who is like You, O Big Smurf, among the smurfy ones?
Who is like You—smurfy in holiness,
Awesome in smurfy glory,
Smurfing smurfy wonders?
You smurfed out Your smurfy right hand,
And the smurfy earth smurfed them up!
In Your smurfy love, You smurfed Your smurfy people,
The smurfs You have smurfed!
In Your smurfy strength, You smurf them
To Your smurfy home!
The smurfy nations will smurf and tremble!
Smurfing will smurf the smurfs of Smurphilistia!
The chiefs of Smurfom will be smurfed with terror,
The smurfy leaders of Smurfy Edom will smurf away,
The smurfs of Smurfy Moab will smurf with fear,
And all the smurfs of Smurfanan will smurf in terror!
Trembling and smurfy fear will smurf upon them!
By the power of Your smurfy arm,
They will be smurfed silent as smurfs!
Until Your smurfs smurf past, O Big Smurf!
Until the smurfs You have smurfed smurf through!
You will smurf them in
And smurf them on Your smurfy mountain—
The smurfy place You have smurfed for Your smurf, O Big Smurf!
The smurfy home Your hands have smurfed!
Big Smurf will smurf forever and ever!”
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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posted 03-07-2025 11:44 AM
The Smurfy Ten Commandments
Then Big Smurf smurfed all these smurfy words:
1. "I am Big Smurf, your Smurf, who smurfed you out of Smurfgypt, out of the smurfy house of smurfdom. You must smurf no other smurfs before Me!"
2. "You must not smurf for yourself a smurfy statue or any smurfy image of anything in the smurfy sky, or on the smurfy earth, or in the smurfy waters below. You must not smurf down to them or smurf them, for I, Big Smurf, am a smurfy and smurfious Smurf! I smurf the smurfy consequences of those who smurf against Me down to their smurfy smurf-springs, but I smurf My smurfy love to thousands of smurfs who smurf Me and smurf My smurfy commands!"
3. "You must not smurf My smurfy Name in a smurfy way, for Big Smurf will not smurf anyone smurfless who smurfs His Name wrongly!"
4. "Smurfember the Smurfday and keep it smurfy! Smurf for six smurfy days, but on the smurfy seventh day, smurf no smurfy work! It is a smurfy day for Big Smurf! You, your smurfy family, your smurfy workers, and even your smurfy smurfimals must smurf! For in six smurfy days, Big Smurf smurfed the smurfy heavens, the smurfy earth, the smurfy sea, and all that smurfs in them, but on the seventh smurfy day, He smurfed. That is why Big Smurf smurfed the Smurfday and made it smurfy!"
5. "Smurf your smurfy father and your smurfy mother so that you may smurf a long and smurfy life in the smurfy land Big Smurf is smurfing you!"
6. "You must not smurf any smurf!"
7. "You must not smurf-smurf against your smurfy mate!"
8. "You must not smurf anything that is not smurfily yours!"
9. "You must not smurf lies against your smurfy neighbor!"
10. "You must not smurf with smurfy eyes at your neighbor’s smurfy house, or his smurfy smurfmate, or his smurfy smurf-servants, or his smurfy smurf-ox, or his smurfy smurf-donkey, or anything that smurfs to your smurfy neighbor!"
And the smurfs all smurfed in smurfy fear as Big Smurf smurfed His smurfy words!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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posted 03-08-2025 02:08 AM
Smurfah’s Song to Big Smurf
I smurf You, O Big Smurf—You are my smurfy strength!
Big Smurf is my rock, my smurfy fortress,
My smurfy rescuer!
My Smurf is my smurfy shield,
The horn of my smurfy salvation, my smurfy stronghold!
I smurf out to Big Smurf, who is worthy of all smurfy praise,
And He smurfs me from my smurfy enemies!
The smurfy waves of smurfstruction smurfed all around me,
The smurfy floods of smurfdoom smurfed over me!
The smurfy ropes of the smurfy grave smurfed me,
The smurfy traps of smurfdeath smurfed before me!
In my smurfy distress, I smurfed out to Big Smurf,
I smurfed to my Smurfy One for help!
From His smurfy temple, He smurfed my voice,
My smurfy cry smurfed into His smurfy ears!
Then the smurfy earth smurfed and smurfed!
The smurfy mountains smurfed and smurfed,
Because He was smurfily angry!
Smoke smurfed from His smurfy nostrils,
Smurfy fire smurfed from His smurfy mouth!
He smurfed the smurfy heavens and smurfed down,
Smurfy darkness smurfed beneath His smurfy feet!
He smurfed on a smurfy cherub and smurfed,
Smurfing on the smurfy wings of the wind!
He smurfed darkness as His smurfy covering,
Smurfy clouds smurfed around Him.
From the smurfy brightness before Him,
Smurfy hail and smurfy fire smurfed forth!
Big Smurf smurfed out His smurfy voice from the smurfy heavens!
The Smurfy One smurfed out hail and smurfy fire!
He smurfed His smurfy arrows and smurfed them,
He smurfed His smurfy lightning and smurfed them away!
The smurfy bottom of the sea smurfed open,
The smurfy foundations of the earth smurfed bare,
At Your smurfy rebuke, O Big Smurf,
At the smurfy breath of Your smurfy nostrils!
He smurfed down from on smurfy high and smurfed me,
He smurfed me out of the smurfy deep waters!
He smurfed me from my smurfy enemy,
From smurfs too smurfy for me!
They smurfed me on my smurfy worst day,
But Big Smurf was my smurfy support!
He smurfed me into a smurfy place,
He smurfed me because He smurfs me!
Big Smurf smurfs with smurfy faithfulness,
To the smurfy He smurfs smurfy,
To the smurfy pure, He smurfs pure,
But to the smurfy devious, He smurfs smurfy wisdom.
Big Smurf smurfs smurfy light to my lamp,
He smurfs light to my smurfy darkness!
With Big Smurf, I smurf over a smurfy wall!
With Big Smurf, I smurf through a smurfy battle!
Big Smurf’s way is smurfy!
His smurfy word is smurfy true!
He is a smurfy shield for all smurfs who smurf in Him!
Who is smurfy like Big Smurf?
Who is smurfy like the Smurfy One?
He smurfs my feet like a smurfy deer,
He smurfs me to smurfy heights!
He smurfs my hands for smurfy battle,
He smurfs my arms to smurf a smurfy bow!
He smurfs me His smurfy shield of salvation,
His smurfy right hand smurfs me up!
He smurfs a smurfy path for my feet,
So my smurfy steps never smurf away!
I smurf down my smurfy enemies,
I smurf them so they smurf no more!
Big Smurf smurfs me smurfy strength for battle,
He smurfs my enemies under my smurfy feet!
Big Smurf smurfs among the smurfy nations,
Smurfs everywhere smurf His smurfy name!
That is why I smurf praise to You, O Big Smurf,
And smurf Your smurfy name to all smurfs!
Big Smurf smurfs His smurfy King with love,
He smurfs His smurfy anointed one,
To Smurfah and His smurfy smurf-spring,
Forever and ever!
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posted 03-08-2025 02:16 AM
Here’s The Smurfy Lord’s Prayer from Matthew 6:9-13 in Smurf language:
"O Smurfy Father in Smurfven,
Smurfed be Your smurfy Name!
Your smurfy kingdom smurf,
Your smurfy will be smurfed,
On smurfy earth as it is in Smurfven!
Smurf us this smurfy day our smurfy bread,
And smurf us our smurfy smurfs,
As we smurf those who smurf against us!
And smurf us not into smurfy temptation,
But smurf us from the smurfy Smurfster!
For smurfy is Your kingdom,
And smurfy is Your power,
And smurfy is Your glory,
Forever and ever! Smurfmen!"
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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posted 03-08-2025 02:44 AM
The Smurfy Beginning
In the smurfy beginning, Big Smurf smurfed the smurfy heavens and the smurfy earth.
But the smurfy earth was smurfily empty—no smurfs, no smurfy things, just darkness smurfing over the deep smurfy waters. And Big Smurf’s Spirit was smurfing over the smurfy waters.
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Let there be smurfy light!” And—SMURF!—there was smurfy light!
Big Smurf smurfed that the light was smurfy, so He smurfed the light from the darkness.
Big Smurf smurfed the light “Smurfy Day” and the darkness “Smurfy Night.”
And there was smurfy evening, and there was smurfy morning—the first smurfy day!
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Let there be a smurfy sky to smurf the waters!”
So Big Smurf smurfed the smurfy sky to smurf the waters above from the waters below.
And Big Smurf smurfed the sky “Smurfy Heavens.”
And there was smurfy evening, and there was smurfy morning—the second smurfy day!
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Let the smurfy waters under the sky smurf together so dry smurfy land can smurf!”
And—SMURF!—it smurfed so!
Big Smurf smurfed the dry smurfy land “Smurfy Earth” and the waters “Smurfy Seas.”
And Big Smurf smurfed it was smurfy!
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Let the smurfy earth smurf with smurfy plants and smurfy trees!”
So the smurfy land smurfed with smurfy grass, smurfy flowers, smurfy trees, and smurfy fruit!
And Big Smurf smurfed it was smurfy!
And there was smurfy evening, and there was smurfy morning—the third smurfy day!
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Let there be smurfy lights in the smurfy sky to smurf the smurfy day from the smurfy night!”
So Big Smurf smurfed the big smurfy sun to smurf the smurfy day,
And the smurfy moon and smurfy stars to smurf the smurfy night!
And Big Smurf smurfed it was smurfy!
And there was smurfy evening, and there was smurfy morning—the fourth smurfy day!
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Let the smurfy waters smurf with smurfy fish and smurfy sea creatures, and let the smurfy sky smurf with smurfy birds!”
So the smurfy oceans smurfed with smurfy fish, big and smurfy!
And the smurfy sky smurfed with smurfy birds of every color!
And Big Smurf smurfed it was smurfy!
And Big Smurf smurfed, “Smurf and smurf more, smurfy creatures! Smurf over the smurfy seas and smurfy sky!”
And there was smurfy evening, and there was smurfy morning—the fifth smurfy day!
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Let the smurfy land smurf with smurfy creatures—smurfy animals, tiny smurfs, and smurfy beasts!”
And—SMURF!—it smurfed so!
Smurfy cows, smurfy squirrels, smurfy tigers, smurfy bunnies—smurfy creatures everywhere!
And Big Smurf smurfed it was smurfy!
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Now, let’s smurf Smurfs in Our smurfy image, to smurf over the smurfy creatures and the smurfy earth!”
So Big Smurf smurfed Smurfs in His smurfy image, smurfs and smurfettes, He smurfed them!
And Big Smurf smurfed them, “Smurf and smurf more! Smurf over the smurfy earth! Smurf care of the smurfy fish, smurfy birds, and smurfy creatures!”
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Look! I smurfed you every smurfy plant and every smurfy tree with smurfy fruit—smurf them as your smurfy food! And to the smurfy animals, I smurf every smurfy plant for smurfy food!”
And it smurfed so!
Big Smurf smurfed over all He had smurfed, and—WOW!—it was very smurfy!
And there was smurfy evening, and there was smurfy morning—the sixth smurfy day!
So Big Smurf smurfed the smurfy heavens and the smurfy earth, and everything was smurfily smurfed!
On the seventh smurfy day, Big Smurf smurfed from His smurfy work,
And He smurfed the smurfy day smurfy and special,
Because on that smurfy day, He smurfed from all His smurfy work!
And that’s how everything got smurfed!
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posted 03-08-2025 03:06 AM
The Smurfy Beginning of Smurf and Smurfette
After Big Smurf smurfed the smurfy heavens and the smurfy earth, He smurfed a smurfy garden called Smurfden—a smurfy, lush place smurfing with smurfy trees, smurfy rivers, and smurfy fruit!
Then Big Smurf smurfed the first Smurf, Smurfam, from the smurfy dust of the smurfy earth, and smurfed into him the breath of smurfy life! Smurfam smurfed to life, ready to smurf in Big Smurf’s smurfy world!
Big Smurf smurfed Smurfam in the Garden of Smurfden and smurfed to him, “You can smurf from any smurfy tree here, except for the Smurfy Tree of Knowing Good and Not-So-Smurf. If you smurf from that, you will surely smurf!”
Smurfam smurfed around, but something was not smurfy—he was alone! 😟 Big Smurf smurfed, “It is not smurfy for Smurf to smurf alone. I will smurf a smurfy helper for him!”
So Big Smurf smurfed all the smurfy animals—smurfy bunnies, smurfy birds, even smurfy giraffes—and Smurfam smurfed them all smurfy names! 🐻🦜🦁 But no smurfy creature was just right for him.
Then Big Smurf smurfed Smurfam into a deep smurfy sleep, smurfed one of his smurfy ribs, and smurfed from it the first Smurfette! 💙 When Smurfam smurfed awake, he smurfed her and smurfed, “Wow, smurfy! She is smurf of my smurf and smurf of my smurf! She will be called Smurfette because she was smurfed from Smurf!”
And so Smurfam and Smurfette smurfed together, smurfy and free, smurfing in Big Smurf’s smurfy garden.
The Smurfy Trouble in Smurfden
Now, in the smurfy garden smurfed a sneaky, smurfy Smurfpent 🐍 who was not smurfy at all. This smurfy serpent smurfed to Smurfette and smurfed,
“Did Big Smurf really smurf, ‘You must not smurf from ANY smurfy tree in the garden?’”
Smurfette smurfed back, “Oh no, we can smurf from any smurfy tree—just NOT the Smurfy Tree of Knowing Good and Not-So-Smurf. Big Smurf smurfed if we smurf from that, we will surely smurf!”
The Smurfpent smurfed his smurfy head and smurfed, “Oh, you won’t surely smurf! Big Smurf just knows that if you smurf it, you will smurf like Him, knowing all the smurfy things and all the not-so-smurfy things!”
Smurfette smurfed at the smurfy fruit. It looked smurfy, it smelled smurfy, and it seemed like it would smurf her smurfier! So she smurfed a bite! 🍎 Then she smurfed some to Smurfam, and he smurfed it too!
Suddenly—OH SMURF!—their eyes smurfed open, and they smurfed they were not smurfily covered! They smurfed leaves together to smurf themselves smurfy clothes, and when they smurfed Big Smurf smurfing in the garden, they smurfed and smurfed! 😨
Big Smurf smurfed, “Smurfam, where are you?”
Smurfam smurfed from behind a smurfy tree, “I smurfed because I was smurfy and smurfed I was not smurfily covered, so I smurfed!”
Big Smurf smurfed, “Who smurfed you that you were not smurfily covered? Did you smurf from the Smurfy Tree of Knowing Good and Not-So-Smurf?”
Smurfam smurfed, “Smurfette smurfed me the fruit, and I smurfed it!”
Smurfette smurfed, “The Smurfpent smurfed me, and I smurfed it!”
Big Smurf smurfed the Smurfpent, “Because you have smurfed this, you are smurfed above all creatures! You will smurf on your smurfy belly all your smurfy days!”
To Smurfette, Big Smurf smurfed, “Now smurfing will be harder for you, and smurfing little smurfs will be smurfy work!”
To Smurfam, Big Smurf smurfed, “Now smurfing will be harder for you too! The smurfy earth will not always smurf easily for you, and you must smurf hard for your smurfy food.”
Then Big Smurf smurfed them smurfy clothes and smurfed them out of the smurfy garden. No more smurfing in Smurfden! To smurf the way, Big Smurf smurfed a smurfy angel with a smurfy flaming sword to smurf the Smurfy Tree of Life.
But even though Smurfam and Smurfette smurfed, Big Smurf still smurfed them and had a smurfy plan to smurf them back one smurfy day! 💙
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posted 03-08-2025 11:01 AM
The Smurfy Flood and Smurfah’s Big Boat
A long, long smurfy time ago, Smurfs smurfed all over the smurfy earth. But, oh smurf! The Smurfs were not smurfing smurfy at all! They were smurfing mean, selfish, and doing all sorts of not-so-smurfy things. 😞
Big Smurf smurfed down at the smurfy world He smurfed and smurfed, “Oh smurf, the Smurfs have smurfed too far! I will smurf the world clean with a big smurfy flood! But I will smurf one smurfy Smurf to smurf the way.”
That smurfy Smurf was Smurfah! 💙 Smurfah was a very smurfy Smurf—he smurfed Big Smurf, smurfed what was right, and smurfed in the ways of Smurf. Big Smurf smurfed to Smurfah,
“Smurfah! Smurf up! A big smurfy flood is smurfing to smurf away the not-so-smurfy things! Smurf a big smurfy boat—an ARK—to smurf you, your smurfy family, and two of every smurfy creature! Smurf it big, smurf it strong, and smurf it with smurfy wood!”
Smurfah smurfed exactly what Big Smurf smurfed. 🛠️ He smurfed a HUGE smurfy boat—so big the other Smurfs smurfed at him and smurfed, “What are you smurfing? There’s no smurfy flood!” 🌞
But Smurfah smurfed on. Then, just as Big Smurf smurfed, the smurfy creatures smurfed—two by two! 🐘🐘🦒🦒🐦🐦 Smurfah, his smurfy Smurfette, his three smurfy smurf-sons, and their smurfy smurfettes all smurfed into the BIG SMURFY ARK! 🚢
And then—OH SMURF!—the smurfy sky smurfed dark! SMURFY RAIN! 🌧️💦 It smurfed and smurfed for 40 smurfy days and 40 smurfy nights! The smurfy earth smurfed away under smurfy waters, but Smurfah’s BIG SMURFY BOAT smurfed safely on the waves.
After a long, smurfy while, the rain stopped. The smurfy waters slowly smurfed down, and Smurfah smurfed a smurfy bird to see if the smurfy land was back. First, the bird smurfed back—no smurfy land yet! Then Smurfah smurfed a smurfy dove—and SMURF! It smurfed back with a smurfy olive leaf! 🌿 Smurfah smurfed, “Smurf yeah! The smurfy earth is smurfing again!”
Then Big Smurf smurfed, “Smurfah, smurf out of the BIG SMURFY BOAT! Smurf and smurf across the smurfy earth again!” So Smurfah, his smurfy family, and all the smurfy creatures smurfed out—HURRAY! 🎉
And then—WOW!—Big Smurf smurfed a smurfy rainbow 🌈 across the smurfy sky and smurfed,
“This is my smurfy promise: Never again will I smurf the whole smurfy earth with a flood! This rainbow is my smurfy sign for all smurfy generations!”
Smurfah and his smurfy family smurfed Big Smurf for saving them, and they smurfed on to fill the smurfy world again with smurfiness!
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Smurfy Lesson
Even when things smurf bad, Big Smurf always smurfs a way to save the smurfy Smurfs who smurf in Him! 💙🌈
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posted 03-08-2025 11:09 AM
Smurfid and the Giant Smurfiath
A long smurfy time ago, the Smurfraelites were smurfing against the Smurfilistines in a big smurfy battle. But the Smurfilistines had a not-so-smurfy secret weapon—a giant named Smurfiath!
Smurfiath was super smurfy—taller than three smurfs standing on top of each other! He smurfed out every day and smurfed, “Who will smurf and fight me? If any smurf can smurf me down, we will smurf to you! But if I smurf him, you will smurf to us!”
All the Smurfraelites smurfed behind their smurfy tents—no smurf wanted to fight Smurfiath! 😨
But there was one little smurf named Smurfid. He wasn’t a big smurfy soldier—just a smurfy shepherd smurf who smurfed after his smurfy sheep. 🐑 But Smurfid smurfed with a smurfy heart and always smurfed in Big Smurf.
One day, Smurfid smurfed to the battle to smurf his brothers some smurfy bread and cheese. When he smurfed Smurfiath shouting, he smurfed, “Why is no smurf fighting him? Big Smurf will smurf us victory!”
King Smurfaul smurfed to Smurfid, “But you’re just a little smurf! How can you smurf him?”
Smurfid smurfed, “I smurfed lions and bears when they smurfed my sheep. Big Smurf smurfed me then, and He will smurf me now!”
So Smurfid smurfed his smurfy sling and five little smurfy stones. He didn’t even smurf any smurfy armor!
Smurfiath smurfed at Smurfid and smurfed, “What is this little smurf with his little smurfy stick? Come here, and I’ll smurf you to the smurfy birds!”
But Smurfid smurfed back, “You smurf with a sword and spear, but I smurf with the Name of Big Smurf! Today, Big Smurf will smurf you into my smurfy hands!”
Then Smurfid smurfed one little smurfy stone into his smurfy sling, spun it around, and—SMURF!—he smurfed it right into Smurfiath’s smurfy forehead!
THUMP! Smurfiath smurfed down, smurfy as a fallen smurfy tree! 🌳💥
All the Smurfilistines smurfed away in fear, and the Smurfraelites smurfed after them, shouting, “Big Smurf has smurfed us victory!”
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Smurfy Lesson
Even the littlest smurf can smurf big things when they smurf in Big Smurf! 💙🏹✨
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Vic George The ND Guy
Super Smurf
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posted 03-08-2025 11:15 AM
The Smurfy Walls of Smuricho
A long smurfy time ago, Big Smurf smurfed the Smurfraelites out of Smurfgypt and smurfed them to the Smurfy Land He had smurfed them. But—oh smurf!—there was a BIG smurfy city in the way: Smuricho! 🏰
Smuricho had huge smurfy walls that smurfed all around the city. The Smurfraelites couldn’t smurf inside! But Big Smurf smurfed to their leader, Smurshua,
“Smurshua! I have already smurfed you victory! Here’s the smurfy plan: Smurf around the city once a day for six smurfy days. On the seventh smurfy day, smurf around it seven times, then smurf your smurfy horns and give a big smurfy shout! The smurfy walls will smurf down!”
Smurshua smurfed the plan to the Smurfraelites, and even though it sounded super smurfy, they smurfed in Big Smurf and smurfed what He smurfed!
So for six smurfy days, they smurfed around the city once a day—no smurfing, no shouting, just smurfing quietly with their smurfy horns. 🎺🎺
The Smurichites smurfed from the walls, “What are these smurfs even smurfing?” 🤨
Then, on the seventh smurfy day, the Smurfraelites smurfed around seven times. Then—SMURFY HORNS! 🎺🎺🎺 SMURFY SHOUTS! 📢💨
And OH SMURF!—the BIG SMURFY WALLS SMURFED DOWN! 💥🏰💨
The Smurfraelites smurfed into the city and smurfed everything Big Smurf had smurfed them to. Smuricho was smurfed!
Big Smurf had smurfed them victory—not by smurfy weapons, but by smurfy faith! 💙✨
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Smurfy Lesson
Even when something smurfs impossible, smurf in Big Smurf and He will smurf a way!
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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