Richrod Smurf
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posted 01-03-2014 02:59 PM
I got this idea from one of Smurfette's catchphrases in the first Smurf film. It's a lot faster to type it out rather than draw it:
Gargamel is chasing Smurfette and Vexy in the woods, then trips over a rope the two quickly smurf in his path. While he's down, this vaudeville-style dialogue plays out:
Smurfette: Once again, you smurfed with the wrong girl!
Vexy: Plural, Gargy. As in girls! (turns to Smurfette) Ladies first, Smurfette!
Smurfette: Why thank you, Vex! How considerate of you! But I'll let you smurf first.
Vexy: No, I absosmurfly insist!
Smurfette: Ooh, but you have much more experience in this than I do--
Vexy: That's why I'm insisting that you smurf it this time, yeah?
Smurfette: Oh, so like a best friend... okay!
Gargamel: What are you two imps bickering about?
Smurfette: Who's going to let you have it. This time it's my turn. (smiles at Vex) Vex, on my behalf, let him have it.
Gargamel: Have WHAT?!?
Vexy: The usual! (proceeds to single-smurfedly beat the smurf out of him) ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
Afterwards the two girls pull out canes and smurf a soft-shoe dance away from the busted-up Gargy.
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Vexy is still my favorite Smurf. Tomboys need love, too. :)
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