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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 12-12-2013 04:54 PM
Two of them, based on my latest Empath: The Luckiest Smurf stories.
"Green Leaves"
A parody of "Greensleeves" and "What Child Is This".
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What herb is this, when I light up,
Can smurf me such a good feeling?
A flower with a great potent scent
That smurfs my mind a-reeling.
Green leaves, they smurf me high.
They smurf so good, they can make me fly.
Smurf them up in paper sleeves,
Then smurf a puff on the green leaves.
It smurfs the world so rainbow bright,
And smurfs me hallucinations.
I do not care for all that, only
That it smurfs me jubilation.
Green leaves is my delight;
I like to smurf them day and night.
Smurf them up in paper sleeves,
Then smurf a puff on the green leaves.
So smurf as many as you can get,
Then smurf them all with your buddies.
They'll take a smurf of that magic cloud,
Then think that everything is funny.
Green leaves is my desire,
Smurf so great near an evening fire.
Smurf them up in paper sleeves,
Then smurf a puff on the green leaves.
"Streams Of Sarsaparilla Ale"
Parody of "Good King Wenceslas"
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Streams of sarsaparilla ale, flowing down like rivers,
Smurfs relief from our travail, from our blessed givers.
Makes each day a holiday, smurfing up our spirits.
Smurfs comfort when we are down, when no one else will hear it.
Smurfs like sarsaparilla ale, 'cause it's brown and foamy,
Gets them really drunk while they smurf out with their homeys.
One good thing about the ale, it's got lots of flavor.
You can drink it really fast or slow enough to savor.
So smurf your glass and smurf it up 'til it's overflowing,
Smurf it down in one big gulp, just to keep it going.
Smurf another glass of ale, up to three or four, and,
Smurf until you can't smurf straight, just to beat the boredom.
Come to Tapper's, have a glass, you will not regret it.
Have too many, by the morn, you will just forget it.
It's the best ale in the world, great for low and high times.
Best of all, the ale comes free; it won't cost a single dime.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 12-20-2013 05:38 AM
"The Twelve Smurfs Of Christmas"
A parody of "The Twelve Days Of Christmas"
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On the first day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
A kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the second day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Two Brainy's lectures
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the third day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the fourth day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the fifth day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the sixth day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Six Vanity's mirrors,
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the seventh day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Seven Painter's paintings,
Six Vanity's mirrors,
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the eighth day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Eight Poet's poems,
Seven Painter's paintings,
Six Vanity's mirrors,
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the ninth day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Nine of Clumsy's rocks,
Eight Poet's poems,
Seven Painter's paintings,
Six Vanity's mirrors,
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the tenth day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Ten Tapper's clovers,
Nine of Clumsy's rocks,
Eight Poet's poems,
Seven Painter's paintings,
Six Vanity's mirrors,
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Eleven Duncan's kilts,
Ten Tapper's clovers,
Nine of Clumsy's rocks,
Eight Poet's poems,
Seven Painter's paintings,
Six Vanity's mirrors,
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, the Smurfs have smurfed to me
Twelve of Papa's spell books,
Eleven Duncan's kilts,
Ten Tapper's clovers,
Nine of Clumsy's rocks,
Eight Poet's poems,
Seven Painter's paintings,
Six Vanity's mirrors,
Five golden hats,
Four Greedy's cakes,
Three Jokey's presents,
Two Brainy's lectures,
And a kiss from a pretty blue lassie.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 12-20-2013 02:27 PM
Very smurfy and creative work, Vic!! ![[Santa Smurf]](graemlins/santa.gif) I enjoyed it.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7507 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 12-20-2013 03:02 PM
I was thinking of alternate lyrics for the mainstream version of the characters that goes:
Eleven Hefty's weights,
Ten Handy's wrenches
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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Amy Sue Smurfette
Nurturer Smurf / The Odd Smurf
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posted 12-20-2013 06:53 PM
love the song, Vic! i'm sure i'm gonna find myself singing that while i'm working now :-D
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we're all someone's little fangirl.
Posts: 903 | From: fah fah aweeey... | Registered: Oct 2011
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 12-21-2013 03:43 AM
The song set to visuals.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
Posts: 4103 | From: Westfield, MA | Registered: Mar 2003
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