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Topic: Rated (T) Empath & Rally-X Smurf meets the Shoop da Whoop
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-29-2008 05:21 PM
EMPATH & RALLY X SMURF
by Baraduke Brainy
It was a busy day and then a Shoop da Whoop landed on the Smurf Village. Empath & Rally-X Smurf heard the noise and Empath said, "What is all that racket?"
"I don't know, but it might be an enemy base from Bosconian trying to destroy the Smurf Village!" Rally-X replied.
Empath shouted, "GREAT ANCESTORS!"
"IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!" The Shoop da Whoop said.
Empath shouted, "Oh my God! What on EARTH is this???"
"It's a SHOOP DA WHOOP! Run for your **** life!" Rally-X replied.
Then there came the happy cat also known as the NEDM cat.
Empath screamed, "GREAT AAAAANNCESTORS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!! IT'S THE NEDM CAAAAAT!!!!"
"HOLY ****!" Rally-X Screamed.
Shoop da Whoop said, "DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS BLARG!"
"**** IT, YOU SHOOP DA WHOOP! I WILL KILL YOU!" Rally-X threatened.
Empath said, "Don't worry! I have a gun! IMA FIRIN MY LAZER!"
Then Empath shot his lazer at the Shoop da Whoop and then the Shoop da Whoop was history! The NEDM cat got pwned by Ronald McDonald by using his blue car!
"Empath and Ronald McDonald! You saved our lives!" Rally-X exclaimed.
Ronald McDonald said, "Perhaps I did, now lets have some chicken McNuggets, a McFlurry and french fries at McDonalds!"
"I'm lovin it!" Empath exclaimed.
THE END
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 06-29-2008 06:17 PM
Just a little reminder, since Empath is a fanfiction character of my design...
Empath is a telepath and a telekinetic. He doesn't need a gun to take down someone, and he wouldn't use one, anyway, since his character is primarily nonviolent, only engaging in violence when it is necessary, and like the other Smurfs is totally against taking lives.
His saying "Great Ancestors" is basically the equivalent of saying "Oh my God", since his personal beliefs are based on the Great Ancestors of Psychelia, which was where he was raised.
And Empath generally doesn't use first-person pronouns unless he is emotionally provoked to do so, usually referring to himself as "this smurf" or "this one".
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"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-29-2008 06:56 PM
THIS IS SMURFA! a Baraduke Brainy quick story
Empath has got a gun. He battles againsts the enemy base from Bosconian.
While Empath was reloading his gun, he said, "I will destroy the enemy base after I reload my gun! BWAHAHA!"
"THIS IS SMURFA!!!!" Empath shouted and shot the enemy base.
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-29-2008 09:28 PM
BIONIC EMPATH,
a BaradukeBrainy twist between Bionic Commando & Empath the Luckiest Smurf
INTRO:
This smurf has got a chain, he has got a gun. He is a top secret agent with his top secret buddies, Empath Smurf & Bionic Smurf.
His name is, BIONIC EMPATH!
"This is Smurfa!" Bionic Empath shouted while shooting the cops.
Empath Smurf said, "We make a good team Bionic Empath!"
"Yes, we all do perhaps we are top secret agents with guns to shoot cops and chains to climb up to another floor." Bionic Smurf said.
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-30-2008 08:49 AM
Traveller Smurf Goes Berzerk!
Once upon a time, there lived Traveller Smurf, he has a lot of guns!
He is very, very, violent and there lived Empath who was almost as violent as Traveller!
While Dig-Dug Smurf was having trouble blowing up the Fygar, a green monster from the arcade hit "Dig Dug", Traveller shot the monster's head and blood came out of him.
Traveller said, "BOOM! Headshot!"
There came 6144 Pac-Man ghosts who was trying to kill Pac-Smurf so Empath shot 1048 of them while Traveller went Berzerk and shot 5096 out of all the ghosts!
"I admit you are good at killing people!" Empath said.
Traveller replied, "THANK YOU!"
"You're welcome!" Empath said.
END
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-30-2008 08:58 AM
Empath - The Luckiest Smurf
INTRO
First of all, there lived Empath who decided to be a psychopath, and to shoot galaxians, aliens, enemy bases, and Pac-Man ghosts with a gun. He met Anarchy Smurf.
"Who are you?" Empath asked.
Anarchy replied, "I AM ANARCHY!"
"Hi, Anarchy smurf, I AM EMPATH!" Empath exclaimed.
Anarchy said, "It is fun being an anarchist, isn't it?"
"YEA!" Empath said.
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-30-2008 09:14 AM
There lived Empath, the Luckiest Smurf, He enjoyed playing Baraduke, so Papa Smurf decided to clone Empath and his clone was called Baraduke Empath! Baraduke Empath was a lucky smurf with a laser gun that can violently kill aliens! He can especially kill Pac-Man ghosts, Enemy Bases, Pookas, Fygars, Asteroids, Mines, Dragons who try to kill Dragon Smurf and much more!
Youtube video coming on July 21st!
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posted 06-29-2008 09:38 PM
SMURF CORROSION a BaradukeBrainy entertainment story Starring EMPATH!
INTRO:
Empath has got a bunch of guns!
Here is his list of guns:
Shotgun
Six Shooter
Laser Gun
Six Laser
Seven Shooter
Eight Shooter
Sixteen Shooter
Sixty-Four Laser
Ghostbuster Weapon
Big Laser
He shoots the Shoop da Whoops, Aliens, Pac-Man Ghosts, Pookas, Fygars, and much more! But, there was one of those times where an enemy base was impossible to beat because it was red. When enemy bases are red, it means it is invincible but a little slow.
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Amtrak Smurf
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posted 06-30-2008 08:40 AM
Ok, to be honest with you, BaradukeBrainy, your stories are not very creative. And you just stole a fellow member's character. And let just say,... MY STORY IS WAY BETTER THAN YOURS, HA!! ![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-30-2008 09:20 AM
CHAPTER 1:
"Must ... Kill ... The ... Enemy Base! AAAHH!" Empath complained.
It was impossible to beat, so he accidentally got warped into another world. It was the Pac-Man world!
"What on Earth is this?" Empath said, "I must use my Ghostbuster weapon!"
While Traveller appeared on where Empath was trying to shoot the enemy base, he killed it and then he got warped into the Pac-Man world.
"GHOSTBUSTERS!" Empath exclaimed and he killed all the Pac-Man ghosts.
Traveller Smurf asked, "Who are you gonna call?"
"GHOSTBUSTERS!" Empath exclaimed.
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posted 06-30-2008 07:35 PM
EMPATH AND HIS FOUL MOUTH by Baraduke Brainy
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Once upon a time, there lived Empath who cusses a lot and one of his friends, Traveller Smurf cusses just like Empath the Luckiest Smurf!
Empath said, "What the **** is going on here?"
"I don't know what the **** that is, but it might be another Shoop da Whoop invading our town!" Traveller said.
Empath said, "I must use my ****ing gun just in case."
"IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!" Shoop da Whoop said and then he fired his laser at the ground.
Traveller said, "You son of a ***** Shoop da Whoop I will ****ing kill you you *****!"
"DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS, BLARRRRRRGG!" Shoop da Whoop exclaimed.
Empath said, "Oh yeah? Well IMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!"
Then Empath shot the Shoop da Whoop with his gun and Traveller said, "WOOT! The ****ing Shoop da Whoop is dead!"
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-30-2008 07:36 PM
How do you like my story called "EMPATH AND HIS FOUL MOUTH"?
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posted 06-30-2008 07:40 PM
1. Do you think Empath likes to shoot other people?
2. Do you think Empath likes to play Pac-Man?
3. Do you think Empath likes to play Xevious?
4. Do you think Empath likes to be a nutcase?
5. Do you think Empath would like a computer?
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Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 06-30-2008 07:43 PM
6. Do you think Empath would like to be friends with Baraduke Brainy?
7. Do you think Empath likes to be cloned?
8. Do you think Empath likes to play Baraduke?
9. Do you think Empath likes to play Metro-Cross?
10. Do you think Empath likes Chewbacca?
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posted 06-30-2008 07:46 PM
11. Do you think Empath likes Nintendo?
12. Do you think Empath likes to kick another Smurf?
13. Do you think Empath likes to be a Star Cruiser?
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 06-30-2008 09:16 PM
Traveler Smurf would consider this an alternate timeline version of Empath.
(And Alternis would most likely close it.)
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
"Cat and mouse games really aren't much fun for us mouse types" -- Empath from "Empath The Bandit Smurf"
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Amtrak Smurf
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posted 07-01-2008 01:15 AM
Ugh! I hate it! ![[Mad]](mad.gif)
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The destination of this train is: Smurf Village
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posted 07-01-2008 09:57 AM
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Happy and smurfalicious,
Kristin(smurfette32298)
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