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Topic: Why do you think Gargamel has only one tooth?
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 02:37 PM
I made this so maybe you can make up possible reasons that Gargamel, Gargamel's Mummy, and Bigmouth (sometimes he has one tooth and sometimes he has more) all have one tooth. I have a theory:
Gargamel and his Mummy were one day walking through the woods and this random dude came up and said "You've won a way to get 1,000 dollars!" Gargamel and Mummy were excited and said "How can we get the money?" and the dude said "Just fight with an ogre, if you win then you get the money and if you lose you go home. They both wanted to try. They soon found themselves face to face with Bigmouth. When they were fighting they knocked eachother's teeth out so each only had one. Bigmouth won the fight and Mummy said "Your a quitter Gargamel! A quitter!"
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Vic George The ND Guy
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posted 01-10-2012 02:47 PM
Maybe it's just simply the lack of proper oral hygiene on their part.
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VIC GEORGE -- Westfield, MA, USA
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 02:51 PM
Maybe.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Archive Smurf
Baraduke Brainy / De-Evolution Smurf / Space Harrier Brainy / Oingo Boingo Smurf / ToonerSmurf Inc. / Smurfus Norsmurficus / Archive Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 05:06 PM
Because Gargamel smells.
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 05:16 PM
That is also a possibility Archive Brainy.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Archive Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 05:18 PM
XD
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 05:22 PM
Lol! ![[Smile]](smile.gif)
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Archive Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 05:35 PM
Lol. I bet Gargamel has stinky shoes and stinky socks too.
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 01-10-2012 05:50 PM
I agree. They can't be as stinky as my little sisters feet though.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
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Uncle Gargy
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posted 01-11-2012 12:27 AM
Bad diet, poverty and lack of dentists! But that's an interesting theory about Big Mouth ;-)
In France they had an advert for toothpaste and it showed the Smurfs climbing into Gargamel's mouth to clean it with toothbrushes.
Now that was strange!
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Jokie Smurf
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posted 01-11-2012 06:04 AM
That really sounds strange Uncle Gargy.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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