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Topic: Smurf Poems
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Sassette
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posted 02-06-2011 08:41 AM
Post your Smurf Poems here!
Use the Smurf Poem Generator or make up your own.
Here are some poems that came up on the Smurf Poetry Generator for me... what a laugh!
BUTTERFLYS SMURF!
THE PAPA JUMPS LIKE A EVIL SMURFETTE.
FAITH IS AN PRETTY FLOWER.
FREEDOM IS A CUDDLY CLOUD.
and then I got this one....
LIFE IS A FLUFFY SMURFBERRY.
NEVER FIGHT A GARGAMEL.
![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
Question: Are there any words that rhyme with "Smurf"?
It would be fun to hear some rhyming Smurf poems too!
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Have a smurfy day!
Posts: 4204 | From: Smurfingland | Registered: Jul 1999
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 02-06-2011 08:51 AM
WHY DOES THE RAINDROP SING?
WHY DOES THE SMURFETTE LAUGH?
ALL MUSHROOMS CHASE PRETTY, OLD SMURFBERRYS.
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1957 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Sassette
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posted 02-06-2011 09:15 AM
There once was a Smurf named Jokey
His presents exploded all smokey
The Smurfs never learned
They would always get burned
So they stuck poor Jokey in the Pokey.
*Note: Pokey is slang for a jail or prison
Teehee... it's hard to write Smurf Poetry - perhaps I should stick to using the generator!!!!
![[Sassette Smurfling]](graemlins/Sassette.gif)
PS - Good one Smurfy!
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Have a smurfy day!
Posts: 4204 | From: Smurfingland | Registered: Jul 1999
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grandma smurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 02-06-2011 04:22 PM
How about:
there once was a smurf on a bike
who rode anytime he would like
But the one in the car
said that he'd gone too far
and from that moment on he would hike.
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Just keep smurfing...
Posts: 10 | From: South Africa | Registered: Feb 2011
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Pinkie
Smurfling
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posted 02-08-2011 09:38 AM
What super cute smurfy poems!
Posts: 82 | From: Smurf Village | Registered: Apr 2010
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Sassette
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posted 02-09-2011 12:24 PM
Great poem, Grandma Smurf! I love bike riding, so I particularly like this poem!!
![[Astro Smurf]](graemlins/Astro_Smurf.gif)
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Have a smurfy day!
Posts: 4204 | From: Smurfingland | Registered: Jul 1999
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 02-10-2011 08:23 AM
GREAT POEMS!!! Awesome grandma smurf!!
here is mine:
Little Smurf
White and Blue
Good Friends
to me and you
very small
with lots of love
make sure you give
your Smurf a hug!!!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1957 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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grandma smurf
Baby Smurf
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posted 02-10-2011 01:08 PM
Hee hee you guys are great at poetry ![[Smile]](smile.gif) Here's another:
Collecting blue smurfs is our game
And each of our smurfs has a name
So we tear out our hair
to find one that is rare
but it's still so much fun all the same ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
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Just keep smurfing...
Posts: 10 | From: South Africa | Registered: Feb 2011
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Sassette
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posted 02-10-2011 02:59 PM
Great poems!!!
Hug Your Smurf!
Smurfy1For2, that's just cute as a button!
![[Enamored Smurf]](graemlins/Enamored_Smurf.gif)
Grandma Smurf, that is just soooo true!
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Have a smurfy day!
Posts: 4204 | From: Smurfingland | Registered: Jul 1999
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 02-11-2011 06:53 PM
I love the Hug Your Smurf!!! Thanks Sassette!!
and great job grandma smurf!! It's fun to read all the poems here!
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 1957 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 12-29-2011 10:37 AM
I put the name of the smurfettes and smurflings that my sister and I made and some other stuff and got this:
AH, TRUTH!
Jokey SmurfS BELCH LIKE SMURFY FashionetteS.
Explode SWEETLY LIKE A SMURFY Jokette.
NEVER LOVE A Fashionette.
CELEBRATE SWIFTLY LIKE A BIG Speedy Smurfling.
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sportette
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posted 12-29-2011 11:57 AM
lol now thats one funny poem
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Seether karma and effect
Posts: 2007 | From: Buffalo,NY | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 12-29-2011 12:36 PM
I know. Once the end said:
Smurfettes toot like big smurfberries.
Lol!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-25-2012 11:27 AM
I just made a poem with a bunch of names of BB members, and I just have to say: Sorry Animator. ( )
Animators dance like smelly Smurfettes.
Celebrate softly like a mean Vic George.
Celebrate quietly like an old Greedette.
Never cuddle a Chloette.
Animators toot!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Carnation
dogboo22 / Brunette / Greedette / President Smurfette / Summer Smurfette
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posted 06-25-2012 07:37 PM
Smurfette has flowing gold hair. She is sweet and really fair. She makes a good friend, because she's sweet and smurfy. Everybody loves Smurfette cause she's one of the smurfiest smurfs i ever met!
Smurfette's as sweet as cake. I'm sort of glad Gargamel decided to make a Smurfette!
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With a good attitude no one can bring you down - Carnation
Posts: 969 | From: Far Far Away | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 06-26-2012 12:17 PM
Nice!
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Jokie Smurf
Jokie Smurf22 / Chloette / Elton John Smurf / My dog Padfoot
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posted 04-16-2013 08:58 AM
Look at these I made all with the same words just pushing the generate poem button a bunch of times times.
I'm sorry there are a lot of them, but they turned out so funny that once I started I couldn't stop:
1. The Chloe Sings like a Crazy Elton John.
Sweet Billy Joel Jokingly Adores the Chloe.
All Chloes Listen Crazy, Good looking Chloes.
The Elton John Dances like a Cool Chloe.
2. Incredible, Talented Billy Joels Cutely Shoots a Cool, Cute Elton John.
The Chloe Sings like a Incredible Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife).
Chloes Play Piano!
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Billy Joels Sing!
All Chloes Hug Cool, Incredible Elton Johns.
Is Play Piano like Awesome Elton Johns.
Sweet Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife) Cutely Loves the Billy Joel.
The Piano Man Laughs like a Incredible Elton John.
4. Is Sing like Awesome Rocket Mans.
Ahhh!, Audience!
Talented Chloe Cutely Adores the David Furnish(Elton John's Partner).
Why does the Elton John like the Music?
Elton Johns Play Piano!
5. House, House, and Audience.
Why does the Rocket Man like the Piano?
6. Ahhh!, Music!
Music, Fans, and People.
7. Fans, Music, and Fans.
Music, Audience, and House.
Why does the Billy Joel like the People?
Ahhh!, Uptown Girl!
8. Laugh Cutely like a Awesome Rocket Man.
Sweet Piano Man calmly Adores the Elton John.
9. Is Play Music like Good looking Billy Joels.
Never Hug a Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife).
Elton Johns Laugh!
Piano is a Good looking Elton John.
10. Play Music Jokingly like a Awesome Piano Man.
Incredible, Incredible Elton Johns CALMLY Shoots a Talented, Cool Billy Joel. (Apparently this is revenge of Elton John since what happened on poem number 2 ![[Wink]](wink.gif) )
Sweet, Good looking Chloes Jokingly Loves a Incredible, Sweet David Furnish(Elton John's Partner.
Audience is a Good looking Piano Man.
Cool, Cute Billy Joels Cutely Loves a Sweet, Funny Rocket Man.
11. Play Piano Jokingly like a Cool Billy Joel.
Chloes Dance!
Where is the Crazy Rocket Man?
12. Dance Calmly like a Sweet Rocket Man.
Never Watch a Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife).
People, Fans, and People.
13. Play Piano Cutely like a Awesome Rocket Man.
Why does the Elton John like the Fans?
House, Uptown Girl, and Piano.
14. Rocket Mans Play Piano!
Play Music Calmly like a Talented Chloe.
15. Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife)s Play Music!
Where is the Talented Chloe?
Never Listen a Rocket Man.
16. [Applause], People!
Why does the Billy Joel like the Music?
Where is the Cool Billy Joel?
Is Sing like Cool Billy Joels.
Funny Elton Johns Calmly Watches the Chloe.
17. [Applause], Uptown Girl!
Why does the Chloe like the Music?
Dance Cutely like a Crazy Billy Joel.
18. Is Sing like Incredible Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife)s.
All Elton Johns Hug Incredible, Cute Elton Johns.
Laugh Calmly like a Good looking Billy Joel.
The Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife) Sings like a Cute Chloe.
19. Never Love a Billy Joel.
[Applause], Music!
Rocket Mans Play Piano!
Cool David Furnish(Elton John's Partner) Jokingly Listens.
20. The Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife) Play Musics like a Talented Elton John.
Where is the Crazy Elton John?
All Elton JohnS Love Funny, Incredible Piano ManS.
Fans is a Crazy Christie Brinkley(Billy Joel's ex-wife).
The Elton John Sings like a Cool Elton John.
Hope you liked all of them
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When people say giving is better than receiving they are talking about me. Giving someone one of my exploding presents is WAY better than receiving one. ;)
Posts: 2871 | From: New Orleans, Louisiana, USA | Registered: Nov 2011
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 12-01-2014 12:43 PM
My sweet, sweet, Smurfette
She is a truly beautiful female Smurf
My sweet, sweet Smurfette
She is a beautiful as the sand and surf
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Sassette
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posted 12-01-2014 04:05 PM
Sweet smurfy poem!
This is the poem I created using the Smurf Poem Generator...
SMELLY, FUNNY RAINDROPS SOFTLY CHASE A EVIL, OLD CLOUD.
THE FLUFFY GARGAMEL SWEETLY HUGS THE RAINDROP.
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Have a smurfy day!
Posts: 4204 | From: Smurfingland | Registered: Jul 1999
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teenyette13
Smurf
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posted 03-31-2015 01:26 PM
Here is my HILARIOUS generated poem!
Death, death and death, smelly, cuddly clouds calmly tickle a big big mushroom mushrooms smurf! where is the smurfy flower?
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lalalalalala
i am very fun,
lalalalalala
but if im angry run!
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teenyette13
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posted 03-31-2015 01:57 PM
This poem is awesome! but it teased vicgeorge alot.us and i mean ALOT.
all papas lick dirty stinky hot vicgeorge. vicgeorge is dancing! dirty stinky hot papas roughly squeeze a stinky hot stinky hot vicgeorge. all ronaldreagans lick stinky hot, stinky hot vicgeorge. sorry vicgeorge but its funny, wierd generator!
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lalalalalala
i am very fun,
lalalalalala
but if im angry run!
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teenyette13
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posted 03-31-2015 10:09 PM
i took all my funniest lines and put them here!
the hot chloette thoughtfully creates the smurfette
fart roughly like a evil smurfette
the greedette glows like a sexy unclegargy
love is a sexy sportette
fart meanly like a sexy teenyette
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lalalalalala
i am very fun,
lalalalalala
but if im angry run!
Posts: 226 | From: Florida, USA | Registered: Mar 2015
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Squeaky Smurf
Hering Smurf
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posted 12-01-2018 10:27 AM
THE PRETTY BUTTERFLY SOFTLY TICKLES THE FLOWER.
SMURFY, PRETTY SMURFETTES SWEETLY EMBRACE A FUNNY MUSHROOM.
LOVE IS A FLUFFY CLOUD.
O', FREEDOM!
GARGAMEL'S BELCH!
THE RAINDROP SINGS AS A SQUISHY SMURFBERRY.
WHY DOES THE PAPA LAUGH?
SMURF QUIETLY LIKE AN OLD MUSHROOM.
FAITH, WISDOM AND FRIENDSHIP.
WHERE IS THE EVIL GARGAMEL?
ALL PAPAS HUG CUDDLY, FUZZY CLOUDS.
NEVER FIGHT A SMURFBERRY.
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7471 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Sweet Smurf 2
Super Smurf
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posted 12-01-2018 08:52 PM
NEVER EMBRACE A GARGAMEL.
PAPAS LAUGH LIKE OLD FLOWERS.
ALL CLOUDS LOVE OLD, FUNNY FLOWERS.
ALL MUSHROOMS HUG BIG, CUDDLY BUTTERFLYS.
This is why I write my own poems!
Posts: 696 | From: New Zealand | Registered: Jan 2014
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