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Topic: JaP RP: The Night of The Sorcerers (1980's adaptation)
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-06-2023 08:44 AM
Papa Smurf: She needed some help to smurf some wood for her cottage, Johan!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-07-2023 03:49 AM
Smurfette: Yes, and I did some sweeping for her.
Brainy: True, but she almost scared me. I thought she was desmurfed by a witch. Or what I thought it was.
All Smurfs: Brainy!
Johan: Smurfs, please! (to Brainy) So, you thought the princess was a witch with magical powers?
Brainy: Uh-huh. She cursed me to have the hiccups.
Peewit: You had the hiccups? Boy, and I thought I'd be the one!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-19-2023 04:41 PM
Clumsy (intrigued): Huh!? But Brainy, how do you know she was the one who smurfed you with the hiccups?
Brainy: She told me so, in order to smurf me a lesson. So, I was right she's really a witch! (Smiling) Otherwise, a good one, since she was nice enough to smurf me back to you all.
Smurfette: Very good to know that, Brainy! (Not resisting a joke and raising her little index finger) After all, Papa Smurf always says that nosmurf must judge by appearances.
Brainy (crossing his arms while feigning annoyance): I thought I was the only know-it-all in Smurf village, Smurfette!
Jokey (same attitude): Yeah, and that I was the only prankster there!
(General laughter among the Smurfs, Johan and Peewit.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7481 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-20-2023 07:43 AM
All except Papa Smurf, of course.
Papa Smurf: Hmmm... Yes, well... We're on our way to visit Homnibus and see if he can help fix my duplication spell. (holds a piece of conjoined fabric pieces to show Johan and Peewit his error) It has a malfunction, you know.
Peewit: (excited) Hey! It looks just like two pieces of cloth fused together. Like conjoined fabric!
Clumsy: Uh, that's what I smurfed!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-21-2023 12:54 PM
Grouchy: I HATE conjoined fabric!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-24-2023 03:30 PM
Hefty: So, what smurfs you here?
Johan: We were ordered by the King to help with a tribe of women who learn to use magic to defend themselves.
Smurfette: (to herself) Like Brenda, the good little witch...
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-26-2023 02:00 PM
Papa Smurf: A female human tribe? And do they deal with magic?
Brainy: And if they need magic to smurf themselves, then it means they must be in danger, Papa Smurf!
Jokey (playfully): Congrats, Brainy, you're a true genius indeed! YUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUKYUK!
(Brainy sticks his tongue out at him, making everybody laugh.)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-26-2023 03:28 PM
A few hours later... The Smurfs, Johan and Peewit arrive at Enchanter Homnibus' cottage.
Johan: Here we are at Enchanter Homnibus' cottage!
Papa Smurf: And not a moment too soon!
Peewit: (to Johan) Do you think he still has that famous raspberry brandy?
Johan: Please, Peewit, behave yourself better than last time!
Peewit: Me? I have been acting strange, ME?
Johan: The brandy, Peewit! For the return, you had to strap yourself onto Biquette because you couldn't stand up anymore!
Peewit: Not my fault if Biquette drank too much!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-26-2023 05:02 PM
(Hearing that, the Smurfs giggle discreetly.)
Johan (going to the door and knocking at it): Master Homnibus, that's us! Johan, Peewit and the Smurfs!
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Posts: 7481 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-26-2023 06:02 PM
(long pause)
Clumsy: (shouting) Uh, yoo-hoo! Enchanter Homnibus! Are you in here?
(long pause)
Brainy: I don't think he can hear you, Clumsy.
Clumsy: (snaps fingers) Oh, smurf it! (puts hands in his pockets, looking disappointed)
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-26-2023 09:59 PM
Johan (knocking harder at the door): MASTER HOMNIBUS! THAT'S US!
(Silence.)
Smurfette (getting worried): Oh, what could have smurfed to him?
Brainy: Maybe he's either gone smurfed... Or been sick... Or forgotten that we'd visited him... Or...
Grouchy: I HATE "Ors"!
Papa Smurf: We'll smurf about this very soon, Brainy!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7481 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 11-30-2023 07:23 AM
Clumsy: Uh, do you think we should come back for his help later, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: We might as well. In the meantime, the female human tribe is in grave danger!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-30-2023 09:44 AM
Smurfette (worried): What could ever smurfed to him, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf (frowning): He must have left to the market, or somesmurf else.
Johan: You're right, Papa Smurf; so we'll come back later to know how he's doing.
Peewit (sighing): Too bad... Such a good raspberry brandy...
(Johan rolls his eyes but replies nothing, so they all leave the place. But in the meantime, inside Homnibus' cottage, in fact he’s bound and gagged while threatened by a sinister man in purple with a dagger in his hand - the evil Ubiquitas.)
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
Posts: 7481 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 12-10-2023 11:30 AM
Ubiquitas (ungagging Homnibus): You didn't really imagine we'd meet again, huh? My brothers and I may not have any magic powers anymore, but we've still got a chance to restore them. So, speak! I know you intend to help a tribe of women with your magic and I'll take it away from you!
Homnibus (haughtily): No way, Ubiquitas; don't you remember the Princess of Love Grove has determined that you and your brothers shall always fail whenever you try any magic tricks?
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 12-13-2023 08:56 AM
Homnibus (cont.): Not to mention, you cursed the poor princess into an old witch!
Ubiquitas: Speak! Speak, or I'll slit your gullet, you old fool!
Homnibus: Death does not frighten me!
Ubiquitas then turns to Oliver, Homnibus' teenage servant, who appears to have his hands tied and his mouth gagged.
Ubiquitas: It's true that you'd be stubborn enough to take your secret to the grave. On the other hand...
Ubiquitas kneels down and ungags Oliver.
Ubiquitas: On the other hand, your valet will certainly be able to fill me in!
He grabs Oliver and prepares to hypnotize him.
Ubiquitas: You, look me in the eye!
Homnibus: No, Oliver!
Ubiquitas: (As Oliver starts to get drowsy under the hypnotism spell) Your head is getting heavy... You're going to sleep, and you'll talk in your sleep... (Oliver closes his eyes) You're going to tell me where your master has put the silver rattle!
Homnibus: OLIVER! NO!
Oliver then opens his eyes, with his pupils glowing red.
Oliver: (being hypnotized) In the... In the box buried under the cellar floor...
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 12-15-2023 10:56 AM
Meanwhile, Johan, Peewit and the Smurfs stopped between the two roads: one to the forest and one with a shortcut.
Brainy: I'm telling you, Papa Smurf, it's a great shortcut! It would take too long to go through the forest!
Papa: No, Brainy, it's this way that's much longer. But you're afraid of going back to the forest, that's all!
Brainy: Me, scared? Hahaha! Give me a break!
So, they started to go through the road with rocky mountains.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
Posts: 2560 | From: Merriam Woods, MO | Registered: Jan 2018
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