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Topic: JaP RP: The Night of The Sorcerers (1980's adaptation)
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-24-2023 02:31 PM
Summary: Johan, Peewit and the Smurfs help save a young witch and her mother. Adaptation of the comic story, "The Night of the Sorcerers".
Rules:
* Use 1981 TV series characters. * Keep it family friendly. Don't go beyond the PG level. * Follow closely to the story. No random posts! * Have fun!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-25-2023 06:18 AM
The story starts in the Smurf Village. Harmony Smurf blows his horn, alarming the other Smurfs to meet up with Papa for an important announcement.
Papa: My little Smurfs, today we're going to see Enchanter Homnibus!
Hefty: So, what do you need him for, Papa Smurf?
Papa: I have a latest experiment on what it takes to duplicate a piece of fabric into two or more. Unfortunately, I've smurfed an error.
Brainy: What's the error?
Papa: (shows Brainy two pieces of fabric fused together)
Clumsy: Uh, look! It's a conjoined piece of fabric!
Papa: It certainly looks that way, Clumsy! The two pieces appear to be fused together, because the duplication spell is not finished!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 07-30-2023 09:12 AM
Grouchy: I HATE not finished!
Brainy: We all do, Grouchy! But we're not all perfect Smurfs, aren't we?
Papa Smurf: For once, I'm going to need ten volunteers on this journey! Hefty, Handy, Brainy, Clumsy, Grouchy, Harmony, Greedy, Jokey, Vanity and Smurfette, come with me! The rest of you be on your best behavior and stay in the village!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 08-06-2023 01:42 PM
Smurfs (all but the selected Smurfs and Papa): (unison) Yes, Papa Smurf!
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posted 08-07-2023 06:39 AM
A while later, The Smurfs (Papa Smurf, Hefty, Handy, Brainy, Clumsy, Grouchy, Harmony, Greedy, Jokey, Vanity and Smurfette) are on their way to see Enchanter Homnibus.
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posted 08-07-2023 10:24 AM
Papa Smurf: Enchanter Homnibus' place is not too far from here. So, keep it together, my little Smurfs!
Hefty: As long as Greedy keeps himself from eating all the snacks!
Greedy is taking a bite of a cupcake. Clumsy suddenly smells smoke.
Clumsy: Yuck! What's that smell?
Handy: (sniffs smoke) I smell it too!
Greedy: Whatever it is, it doesn't smell so good!
Smurfette: Oh, what a nasty smell!
Grouchy: I HATE that smell!
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 11-04-2023 04:39 AM
Papa Smurf: That's because it's charcoal, my little Smurfs.
Smurfs: (all but Papa Smurf) Huh?
-------------------- MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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posted 11-04-2023 10:11 AM
Clumsy: Gee, Papa Smurf, I didn't know there was any coal mines here!
Brainy: Clumsy, Clumsy, Clumsy, Papa Smurf meant charcoal, not coal!
Papa Smurf: In fact, these smell must come from a charcoal-furnace which may be not very far from here!
Grouchy: I hate charcoal-furnaces, mostly the smell that comes from them!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-04-2023 10:55 AM
Handy: So, who's in charge of the charcoal, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: The charcoal burners, of course! The ones who make it!
Smurfs: (unison) Oh.
Papa Smurf: During each year, the wood is to be burned under a layer of soil to...
Smurfette: Oh! Papa Smurf! Look!
(The Smurfs spot an elderly woman coming their way, carrying firewood.)
Hag: (in sweeter tone) Someone, please help me...
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 11-04-2023 01:41 PM
(Excepting Papa Smurf, the Smurfs move a little back, intimidated by her appearence.)
Papa Smurf: Hello, Your Highness! How are you smurfing?
Brainy (thinking): "Your Highness"?
Old Woman (kindly): Oh, Papa Smurf, nice to see you here! And these must be your little Smurfs, right?
Papa Smurf: Yes, indeed. (Addressing them) My Smurfs, meet a good friend of Homnibus' and mine: the Princess of Love Grove!
Vanity (he opens his eyes wide while mumbling): Princess? But she doesn't... (Then he keeps quiet after Papa nudges him discreetly.)
The Smurfs (somewhat bashful): Er... Hello! Hi! Nice to meet you!
Smurfette: How do you do, Your Highness?
(Only Grouchy says nothing, as usual.)
Papa Smurf (to the old woman): We heard you asking for some help... What we can smurf for you?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-04-2023 04:31 PM
Old Woman: Wouldn't you like to help a poor old woman carry her heavy bundle to her miserable cottage?
Papa Smurf: Of course, my dear lady. And I'm sure my little Smurfs would like to pitch in, too.
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posted 11-04-2023 04:48 PM
The Smurfs: That's right!
Smurfette: Let's divide this bundle and each one will smurf one branch, how about?
Hefty (stuffing his chest): So I myself can smurf even more!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-04-2023 04:52 PM
Brainy: And I'll supervise!
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posted 11-04-2023 04:59 PM
Hefty (staring at Brainy with arms akimbo): No, siree! You'll be smurfing like anysmurf else.
Papa Smurf (taking a branch and addressing the old woman): Is your cottage situated on the same place, Your Highness?
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-04-2023 05:38 PM
Old Woman: Yes. It's a stone's throw away, and you creatures are very generous...
So, the Smurfs went off to the old woman's cottage.
Clumsy: Uh, gee, I'm not so sure about carrying a branch this tall, you Smurfs!
Handy: What makes you say that, Clumsy?
Clumsy: Whoa! (trips and falls on his back, with a branch still in his hands) Oof! (pause) That's what.
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posted 11-05-2023 06:17 PM
Old Woman: Are you hurt, little one?
Clumsy: Uh, no... Just because in fact I've got two left feet! But thanks for your care, madam.
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-05-2023 06:48 PM
Old Woman: (turns to Smurfette) What about you, young lady? Could you help me with the chores?
Smurfette: Only if it's okay with the others.
Hefty: Sure thing. Smurfette can lend a hand.
Handy: And we'll smurf right here. Right, Brainy? (turns around to see that Brainy has disappeared) Brainy?
They turn to find Brainy holding onto Smurfette's ankle.
Brainy: No, Smurfette, don't go!
Smurfette: Brainy, please! Show some politeness for once! (releases her ankle from Brainy's hand. She walks off with the Old Woman) Which chores are available, your Highness?
Old Lady: Just a little sweeping will do. (Both Smurfette and the Old Woman walk off to the cottage.)
Brainy: (turns away as he starts his monologue) Poor Smurfette! She's sure to bewitch her, with her hooked fingers and her viper gaze... And what are we going to become all alone in this forest full of enchantments? Oh, Smurfette, why have you forsaken us? Here you are as a victim of spells by this creature, perhaps already desmurfed by her...
Hefty: Oh, smurf up, Brainy! She's going to be fine!
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posted 11-05-2023 09:25 PM
Jokey (giggling): You would smurf better if you wrote dramas instead of those quotation books, Brainy! Have you ever thought about this?
Grouchy: I HATE dramas!
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-06-2023 05:32 AM
Smurfette then returns from her chores.
Hefty: Well, that was fast!
Handy: You were only gone for a few minutes.
Clumsy: So, the Smurfette was desmurfed by the witch, huh?
Vanity: Your dramas make no sense, Brainy.
Grouchy: I HATE nonsense!
Brainy: Well, I-I thought she was... Wasn't she?
Papa Smurf: Brainy, I appreciate your concern for Smurfette. But this witch you speak of, isn't a witch of any kind. She's just a kindly old woman who needed help. Now, let's all go to Homnibus' cottage, immediately.
Smurfs: (all but Papa and Brainy) Yes, Papa Smurf!
Brainy: (shudders)
Papa Smurf: Goodbye, your Highness! Thank you for your help!
Old Woman: (in sweet tone) Goodbye!
As the Smurfs left, the Old Woman turns away and looks at her firewood.
Old Woman: Such very good little creatures, really! They put all the wood I had there... I'll do them a favor one day! (angry) As for one of them, the one with the glasses... I hope he catches the hiccups!
So, she casts a spell on Brainy behind his back, causing him to have the hiccups.
Brainy: (starts to hiccup) Hic!
Smurfette: Are you okay, Brainy?
Brainy: No, I'm not okay! All of a sudden, I'm having the hiccups! (he hiccups, causing him to land into Clumsy's arms)

Clumsy: Uh, gee, Brainy! If you have the hiccups, we'll scare 'em outta you!
Hefty: Yeah, we were born to scare you out of your smurf!
Vanity: That's right!
Greedy: You smurfed it!
Brainy: (sarcastic) Oh, that's rich! You Smurfs are going to- (hiccups) -scare me? (pause) Right. (hiccups)
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posted 11-06-2023 06:31 AM
Grouchy: I HATE scares, and hiccups too!
Smurfette: Yes, Grouchy, but we need urgently to scare Brainy in order to smurf him of that!
Jokey (enthusiastic): Oh, let me try it, let me, let me, will you?
Hefty (rolling his eyes): Alright, Jokey, but watch out what you're gonna smurf, OK?
Brainy (frightened): NO, NO! NOT SURPRISES!
(Smurfy pic, MG! Brainy's and Clumsy's expressions are precious.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-06-2023 07:05 AM
Brainy jumps out of Clumsy's arms and runs off from the group.
Hefty: Well, what do you know? Brainy's cured!
Jokey: Aw, smurf! I was going to scare him off with this mask! (brings out mask and puts it on)

Vanity: (turns to see Jokey with the Howlibird mask) AAAAAH!
Papa Smurf: Yes, but look at where he's headed.
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posted 11-06-2023 07:36 AM
Hefty (opening his arms, upset): Great! Brainy got cured of the hiccups, very well; but on the other smurf, he got so scared that he ran away and only Mother Nature knows where the smurf he can be now!
Vanity: Calm down, Hefty, maybe he's not so far away. (Turning to Jokey) Would you mind putting this horrid mask away right now? It's smurfing on my nerves!
Jokey (sighing): All right...
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-06-2023 07:41 AM
So, the Smurfs proceeded to follow Brainy. Meanwhile, Johan and Peewit are riding on Bayard and Biquette to see Enchanter Homnibus, too.
Peewit: Is Homnibus home, Johan? I'm wasting away here!
Johan: Well, he should be. The King ordered us to see him at once.
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posted 11-06-2023 08:18 AM
(They get on along the forest, until...)
Peewit: Look, Johan, those blue forms going ahead! They can only be the Smurfs!
Johan: That's right! Maybe they are going to see Homnibus too. (Calling out) Smurfs! Hey there!
Papa Smurf (happy): It's Johan and Peewit!
Smurfette (same): How smurfy to see them here!
(The Smurfs stop and wait for their friends' approach, and after the usual compliments, they talk animatedly.)
Johan: Are you going to visit Homnibus, Papa Smurf?
Papa Smurf: Yes, I need his help for an unfinished magic I didn't get to smurf
Peewit: Great! We're gonna see him too. I wonder if he's got that so delicious raspberry liquor yet?
Johan (sighing): Peewit...
(Suddenly they hear a sound coming from above. Looking at the sky, they see the nice old witch flying on her broomstick bringing Brainy with her.)
Old Woman: I found your little Smurf in the forest when I was picking some herbs for my potions, Papa Smurf!
Papa Smurf (smiling): Thanks a smurf, Your Highness! (To Brainy) Don't you think you also must thank the Princess for her kindness, smurfing you back to us, my little Smurf? And an apology would be good too.
Brainy (embarrassed and still shuddering a little): You're right, Papa Smurf... (To the witch) Thank you so much for bringing me back, Miss Witch... I mean, Princess... Your Highness! And I'm so sorry for having been impolite before!
Old Woman: My great pleasure, little one. (Patting Brainy on his head gently) And don't get away from your Papa, your little sister and your brothers anymore, huh?
Brainy (same): Right...
Old Woman: That's more like it. (Noticing Johan and Peewit): Why, if it's not the gentle knight and (a bit ironical) his little brave companion!
Johan: How nice to see you here again, dear good lady!
Peewit (constrained): Oh. Yes. Indeed!
Papa Smurf: Do you already know her, Johan?
Johan: Yes, we once met her just in this part of the forest.
(HOWLI, HOWLI, HOWLI! Jokey looks pretty funny wearing his Howlibird mask.)
-------------------- Keep on always smurfin'!!
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posted 11-06-2023 08:40 AM
Hefty: No kidding! We just met her today!
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