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Topic: Roleplay: Warts and Smurfs
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-16-2023 12:10 PM
Court Jester: But, Sire, I'm only doing what you said.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-18-2023 08:52 AM
Cut to Papa Smurf hiding behind the throne room in a clown costume, along with Brainy and the others dressed like clowns.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-19-2023 06:34 AM
Brainy: This is absosmurfly humiliating!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-19-2023 09:17 AM
Jokey (who is also wearing a clown costume) turns to Brainy.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-19-2023 09:57 AM
Brainy: Easy for you to smurf, Jokey, but this is ridiculous!
(Love it!)
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-19-2023 10:11 AM
Papa Smurf: Shh! Keep quiet, my Smurfs. This could be our big moment.
King Bullrush: (o.s) Guards, escort this lunatic out!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-19-2023 12:26 PM
But the Guards refused to listen to reason. They took the Jester out of the throne room.
King Bullrush: Next!
Papa Smurf: (to the other Smurfs) Okay, my little Smurfs. Do it, just like we rehearsed.
Smurfs: (unison) Yes, Papa Smurf.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-19-2023 12:44 PM
Bullrush: Well, this had better be good.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-19-2023 02:05 PM
Papa Smurf enters King Bullrush's throne.
Papa Smurf: Ahem! (beat) Presenting the Smurf Village Clowns!
When a tiny car came in, King Bullrush couldn't believe his eyes. The door opened, revealing each and every Smurf in a clown costume coming out of the car.
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 06-20-2023 06:20 AM
Bullrush: What is the meaning of this?!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-20-2023 07:42 AM
Smurfs: (singing in unison) We are the Smurf Clowns
Get ready for some fun
With cream pies and big honks
The show has just begun
Guard #1: Oh, boy! Here comes the first joke!
King Bullrush: Mmmm...
Cut to Jokey and Grouchy doing the first joke.
Jokey: Hey, Grouchy! What do you call a tiny dragon who flies?
Grouchy: I don't know. What do you call a tiny dragon who flies?
Jokey: A dragonfly! (laughs, "Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!")
Grouchy: I HATE this joke!
King Bullrush: (mumbles to himself) You're telling me...
Guard #2: Don't worry, your majesty. The next part of the act will be better.
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-24-2023 09:07 AM
Jokey (to Guard #2): You can be smurfsure, Mac! HYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUKHYUK!
Grouchy:I HATE "Mac"!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-24-2023 09:08 AM
King Bullrush (unimpressed): Is that so?
Slime: Bah, they're not funny at all!
Sludge: Nope, nope! Your Hideouness better have these little clowns cooked and make them a good snack.
Slop (in support): YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
Grouchy: I HATE YEAH-YEAH-YEAH!
(Brainy begins to tremble, scared.)
Jokey: Hey! This is not fair, and not that funny either! We're just smurfing a warm-up!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-24-2023 06:27 PM
Brainy (cont.): Say, this gives me an idea. (to Jokey) Hey, Jokey! Which kind of snack do you prefer: a raw or cooked smurfberry?
Jokey: I'd say both bowls at the same time! In your face! (throws bowls at Brainy) Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-25-2023 10:27 AM
Grouchy (watching the scene): I HATE bowls in the face!
Jokey (turning to him): C'mon, Grouchy, don't be a spoilsmurf! It's show business, after all!
Grouchy (even sourer): I HATE show business!
(Papa Smurf facepalms, disheartened, and thinks: "This is not working..." But then King Bullrush bursts into a fit of laughter, pointing at Grouchy.)
King Bullrush: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! This ill-humored little blue clown is the funniest one that I've ever watched in my whole muddy life!
Grouchy (staring at him, furious): AND I HATE BEING LAUGHED AT TOO!
Papa Smurf (approaching him and whispering): Wait, Grouchy, calm down! Believe or not, but you really managed to amuse the king! I know it doesn't please you, but we need to smurf advantage of this!
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 06-27-2023 06:47 AM
Grouchy: (sotto) I HATE "smurfing advantage of this"!
Papa Smurf: (sotto) Exactly! So, give it your all!
Cut to Brainy, Jokey, Greedy and Vanity.
Brainy: I believe Grouchy just stole the show.
Greedy: That's great! Now, we have a star on our hands!
Vanity: And I thought I was the star...
Jokey: So, what? Grouchy's got the upper hand! (beat) Get it?
Brainy: (annoyed) Oh, smurf up!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-07-2023 04:51 AM
Smurfette: *whispers* Papa Smurf, how is this going to help us save Clumsy?
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Krisalyn B.
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 07-07-2023 08:36 AM
Papa Smurf (surprised, in a low voice): Smurfette? Weren't you with Handy and Hefty before, trying to smurf Clumsy from the dungeon?
Smurfette (same): Yes, Papa, but as we've heard your voice and the others' we realized that you smurfed here, so Handy and Hefty asked me to warn you they didn't get to break down the dungeon yet. Did you bring any magic with you to help them?
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Keep on always smurfin'!!
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-07-2023 11:16 AM
Brainy: Uh, can we hurry it up, Papa Smurf? I think Grouchy's clown disguise worked a little too well!
Grouchy is being chased by King Bullrush and his guards because they find him hilarious.
Grouchy: I HATE being chased by fans!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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Krisalyn Baptista
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posted 07-07-2023 11:26 AM
Papa: That's enough, my Smurfs, it's time we get Clumsy out!
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Krisalyn B.
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Matthew Grisham
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posted 07-08-2023 06:07 AM
Brainy: Right, Papa Smurf!
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MATT GRISHAM -- Merriam Woods, MO
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