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Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-05-2012 05:37 PM:
 
Where is Miracle?
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-05-2012 05:52 PM:
 
Sportette:so who took her

Smurfette:WAS IT YOU!

Sportette:no cause I only want something if I can't have it (this is true that's why I want a gun)

Hefty:I didn't do it!

Smurfette:well she can't walk so she didn't run away

Sportette:she can crawl and the computer won't work anyone knows where I can buy a police dog
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-05-2012 06:10 PM:
 
Papa: This is horrible!

Tabby: I know where she might be...Follow me
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 06:16 PM:
 
Couldn't come up with anything interesting at the moment but here, just to give it a little boost:

Papa, Archive and Smurfette: *follows*
Memette: *strolls around the village*

NOTE that Memette is a smurfette that came in my mind somehow, she should have brown hair, wear a black smurf hat with a white bunny rabbit head on the front, a black shirt and blue pants. [Big Grin] She should be very interested in internet memes, and is very affectionate to all other smurfs.
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-05-2012 06:32 PM:
 
AT THE SMURFLINGS KINDERGARDEN:

Smurfette: Where are all the Smurflings?

Tabby: Nat?

Archive: Slouchy? Snappy?

Sassette: *emerges from under a table* You have to help! Storks are invading...

Memette: Oh No! But Storks are nice?

Sassette: How about one with red eyes?
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 06:59 PM:
 
Memette: *looks* OH MY GOD!! Nyan cat must take care of this!
Sassette: I'm not sure if memes could do this!
Memette: Yes it can! *implements Nyan cat*
Nyan Cat: *flies for revenge* NYAN NYAN NYAN NYA NYANYANYANYANYA NYAN NYAN NYAN!!!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-05-2012 10:11 PM:
 
Smurfette: *begins to cry* Oh I hop Nyan Cat finds our baby!

Archive: *hugs* I'm sure he will.

Nyan Cat: Nyan, nyan

Papa: He's saying hop on him. *Smurfette, then Archive then Papa hop on, with Sassette in front*

Nyan Cat: Nyan Nyan Nyan
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-05-2012 10:19 PM:
 
Nyan Nyan


Smurf Nyan Cat
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-06-2012 05:06 AM:
 
Sportette:I'm coming too just with a jetpack*has a jetpack*

sporty(from my story): what went wrong

Sportette:you!

Sporty:*has a chainsaw* you are correct you win $1000000!

Smurfette:*whispering to self*where are you mirical

Sportette:did we look at gargamels

Papa:we're going there right now

Sportette:oh
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-06-2012 08:27 AM:
 
Tabby: i'm gonna KILL that wizard!!

Handy: y?

Tabby: um because i had to give birth to her!! where did u come from?

Sportette: NARNIA!!!!

ALL: where?

Tabby: its a closet that takes you to a magical world called narnia!!

Handy: i was at the kindergarden checking up on Sassette and Inventette, u know my sisters!

Smurfette: oh, did u see miracle?

Handy: nope

ALL: UHHHHHHHHH
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-06-2012 10:08 AM:
 
AT GARGAMELS HOVEL

Sportette:gargamels there but no one else

Smurfette:hmmmm...
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-06-2012 11:01 AM:
 
Sportette: What's hmmmm?

Smurfette: Stay here. *climbs trough window*

Papa: *grabs her arm* No don't its to dangerous!

Archive: *walks up to her, kisses* That's why I'm going with her!

Sportette: Yea....it's his baby too!

Tabby:Yep! Me and Handy will go in and keep a look out.

Sassette: Why are you going in there anyway?

Handy: Well, Miracle may be here!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-06-2012 11:11 AM:
 
Sportette:I'm coming too I'm bored

That's all I got
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-06-2012 11:17 AM:
 
Smurfette: No Sportette Don't!

Sportette: *knocks every thing over*

Smurfette: Now look at what you've done!

Archive: Shhh, Shhh, do you hear that

All: *be quiet*

Sound in distance: Waaaahhh!

Smurfette: I THINK WE JUST FOUND MIRACLE.
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-06-2012 12:24 PM:
 
Sportette:ya there she is in that cradle next to you

Smurfette:wait was she there the whole time

Sportette:yup

Bakette:never ask sportette to do a task or she just gives you a taco or something
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-06-2012 11:34 PM:
 
Smurfette: *stops* This could be a trap?

Archive: *grabs miracle* Who cares, let's just get out!

Gargamel: *walks in*

Sportette: *pushes Smurfette* RUN! I'll take care of Gargy!

Miracle: *cry*

Archive: GARGAMEL! *stops running* Why did you have our baby?

Sportette: Archive....what are you doing?

Archive: I'm protecting my baby!

Gargamel: *pulls out net*

Azreal: *growls*

Smurfette: *turns around* ARCHIVE!

Gargamel: *grabs Archive,*

Sportette: *angry* Why you little....

Gargamel: *puts potion all over her*

Sportette: *falls asleep*

Archive: YOU...HOW COULD YOU!

Gargamel: *chucks Archive across the room*

Tabby and Handy: Smurfette!

Tabby: Save Miracle.

Handy: *hugs Smurfette* It's for the best.

Sassette: *still running* Hurry Smurfette!

Bakette: *jumps to Sassettes side* Stay out of it little one!

Tabby: GET OUT OF HERE SMURFETTE! I know he's your husband, but you have a baby now!

Smurfette: And leave you behind?

Handy: Don't worry, Tabby, Archive *who is now concussed and unconscious* , Bakette, Sportette and I are strong, so are you...but you are the mother of a child!

Smurfette: *sees Gargamels hand reaching for Tabby* TABBBY LOOK OUT!

Handy: *pushes Tabby out of the way* Hey she just gave birth!

Smurfette: *cries* *starts running*

Tabby: It'll be okay...we'll take good care of this!

Handy: Stay strong!

Azreal: *pounces*

Smurfette: *runs, Papa reaches to help her up, first takes Mirical, grabs Papas hand, turns around* I hate that guy!

Papa: *pulls up Smurfette, tears come running down his face* My poor little smurfs.
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 06:57 AM:
 
Sportette:*starts to wake up* what happened...oh my god get outta here stupid cat*kicks him* you've been a bad kitty! Now where's garbagesmell

Bakette:oh sportette your up

Sportette:ya get down!*net flies over their heads* found him HEY GARBAGESMELL OVER HERE!

Tabby:what are you doing

Sportette:watch*throws a super sharp knife at gargamel* haha!

Handy:so you throw things at him

Tabby:sounds good to me*takes out a knife and throws it at gargamel*

Sportette:I got a CHAINSAW!*throws chainsaw that's on at gargamel*

Tabby&sportette:MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-07-2012 12:09 PM:
 
Tabby: I GOTS A BAZOOKA!!!!!

Sportette: OMG!!!

Tabby: *Launches the bazooka at Gargamel*


Handy: I'll get Archive, u 2 run!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 12:26 PM:
 
Sportette:no! Here take this chainsaw*gives handy chainsaw*

Handy:thanks?
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 12:53 PM:
 
Gutsy and Tuffy: *jump in through the window*

Gutsy: Hey, I'm not letting yopu two have ALL the fun!

Tuffy: *pulls out gun* *starts hooting everywhere* AHAHAHAHAHA!

Handy, Hefty, Gutsy, Tuffy, Tabby, Sportette and Bakette: *archive wakes up* ARCHIVE!~

Gargamel: Who?

Tuffy: him *points*

Sportette: *yells* NOW!

Tuffy=on Gargys nose
Handy=Gargamels left foot
Tabby=Gargys right foot
Sportette= left hand
Hefty=right hand
Bakette= next to Archive

Bakette: *holds up Archive head* ?????? What happened to you?

Sportette: NOW!

Tabby: *passes up ropes and they tie gargamel up*

Hefty: *falls off Grgamels hand, Sportette jumps down and cathes him on her chainsaw motor thing* I love you! Thanks *they run back up to Gargys hands*

Sportette: I love you too! Now , JUMP OFF!

Tabby: Handy! *grabs his hand and they jump, tieing Gargy up at the same time*

Sportette: *jumps* Whoop whoop....it's Hoopla time!

Archive: *has headache*

Bakette:* looks* oh....sorry.

Archive: *whispers* Yay, you did it, now let's go home!

Hefty: *picks up Archive* Let's take you home buddy.
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-07-2012 01:19 PM:
 
BACK AT THE VILLAGE:

Tabby: were home!!!!!!!

All: YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Smurfette: OH ARCHIVE!!!!!!! are u okay?

Archive: i got a headache but im fine *passes out*

Al: OH NO!!!!!!!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 01:39 PM:
 
Sportette:oh my god
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 01:53 PM:
 
Smurfette: Archive!

Papa: *comes running out*

Gutsy and Hefty: *pull Smurfette away*

Smurfette: *screaming* ARCHIVE!! ARCHIVE!

Archive: *stops breathing*

Tuffy: I have to go.

Handy: Me too.

Tabby and Sportette: *stare at Smurfette*

Sportette: Will he be okay Papa Smurf?

Papa: He, he...

Tabby: *starts doing CPR* No, we can't lose him!

Sportette: *tears up* Tabby Stop!

Papa: It's too late.
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 02:03 PM:
 
Sportette:holy smurf going down*faints*

Hefty:*catches her* she is heavy oh my god

Smurfette:*starts crying*

Sportette:*wakes up* I just had a horrible dream wait it's true

Tabby:no no no this can't be happening

Sportette:why does it have to happen
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 02:50 PM:
 
Papa: GET SMURFETTE OUT OF HERE!

Gutsy and Hefty: *pull her away*

Sportette: I have some potion...it brings people to life!

Papa: Go get it now!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 03:03 PM:
 
Archive:*comes to life* What happened?

Smurfette: *breaks through crowd, hugs, crying*
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 03:06 PM:
 
Sportette:yay!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 03:59 PM:
 
Bakette: Hey look, here comes king smurf.

All: *bow* Hello King Smurf!

King: Archive, you're fine?

Archive: yes.

King Smurf: I have come to announce that in my absence Brainy Smurf will be king.

Brainy: *walks up* Yes yes, I will be your king for a week!

All: A WHOLE WEEK! *whine*

Papa: Where are you going King Smurf?

King Smurf: The Smurf Tropics. I have to find a wife by May, I thought I might find one there?
Thank you for understanding. *walks off* Good Bye

Smurfette: Have a nice time. *turns to Brainy* Brainy, please don't make me your servant again.

Brainy: Oh I won't....I'll make Bakette my servant and you my queeen

Bakette: Me? Servant?

Brainy: You'll do it or I'll lock you in the prison!

Bakette: FINE THEN!

Smurfette: But....

Brainy: I know you'r married but you'll do it while I'm ruler! And think it's only for a week!

Archive: How could you

Brainy: Sorry brother, but now I'm making you my new book reader. *passes him 18 books* The Famous quotations of King Brainy Smurf. All the way to Volume 18!

Sportette: What do I do?

Brainy: You're my royal babysitter!

Sportette: Oh, okay
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 04:38 PM:
 
Sportette:wait babysit what a gun? Or you

Brainy:do you want to go to the dungon

Sportette:maybe I do king smarty pants

Brainy:hefty take to the dungon

Hefty:if i do she's going to escape then punch you

Brainy:just do it Bakette!

Bakette:what do you want brainy

Brainy:I want my crown

Bakette:land on your crown or wear it

Brainy:wear it

Bakette:*trows crown at him* take it
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 06:00 PM:
 
Sportette: Brainy.... fine, I'll be nice but only because Pops said I'd get grounded otherwise.

Smurfette: Brainy?

Brainy:it's King Brainy, *turns around*oh my! We can't have you be a queen dressed like that.Bakette,

Bakette: Yes king brainy *rolls eyes*

Brainy: Tell Painter (the royal messanger)to tell Tailor to make the queen a dress! *sits with Smurfette in their thrones*

LATER ON...
Archive: Quotation #76= Always wear your crown/tiara when your a royal. The End

Brainy: What about volume #2?

Archive: Oh yea... I almost forgot*sarcastic* I was so exited!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 06:05 PM:
 
Sportette:tell me when I need to sit on a baby!*walks away*

Bakette:?
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 06:18 PM:
 
Brainy: ENOUGH WITH THE SARCASTICNESS!

Smurfette: You mean Sarcasim?

Brainy: What ever!

Smurfette: I'm still really upset, please calm down.

Brainy: Sorry my queen. *sits back down*

Smurfette: Please keep it down, I'm very tired.

Brainy: Bakette, draw my lovely Smurfette a bath....she's tired.

Bakette: *walks off*

Smurfette: I don't need a wash!

Brainy: Yes I know....but a bath will help you relax.

Smurfette: *smiles* Okay then.... thanks.

LATER ON...

Bakette: *comes out with paper*

Brainy: FINALLY!

Bakettte: *passes Smurfette paper* Here is your bath.

Brainy: What?

Bakette: The one you asked me to draw?

Brainy: I MEANT RUN IT!

Bakette: Run? With a bath...okay then....

Brainy: I meant put water in it.

Bakette: Right! *walks off*

Smurfette: You know what, I'll just go to bed. Good night brainy.

Brainy: Oh, night. Your room is through that door
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 06:37 PM:
 
Sportette:CAN I SIT ON A BABY NOW!

Brainy:*facepalm*ugh

Sportette:CORRECTION CAN I SIT ON BRAINY NOW!

Brainy:do you want to meet mr dungon

Sportette:YES!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 06:56 PM:
 
Brainy: Then No!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 07:05 PM:
 
Sportette:DANG IT

Brainy:*ducks down as a knife flies over his head*

Sportette:CAN I SIT ON YOU NOW!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 07:14 PM:
 
Brainy: Guards take her away!

Hefty, Gutsy, Tuffy and Handy: *come out and drag Sportette to the smurflings kinder garden

AT NIGHT.....

The whole village is sleep
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 07:27 PM:
 
Sportette:What the smurf!*uses chainsaw to breakout* go chainsaws!

Hefty:she's escaping!

Sportette:do you really want to put me back in there

Bakette:quiet down I'm trying to sleep!

Sportette:*pulls out gun* I got a gun!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 07:42 PM:
 
Hefty: *kisses Sportette* I'm coming with you...!

Smurfette: *from window of the high tower of the castle* Please take me...I hate being a queen!

Sportette: You do?

Hefty: How will we get you down? There are cameras everywhere and your door is locked. Brainy is the only smurf to have a key!

Smurfette: Oh please!

Hefty: Hold on, *runs off comes back with a ladder that's too short* dang!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 07:57 PM:
 
Sportette:I have a key*pulls out key* I took it from king know it all

Hefty:why?

Sportette:to annoy him so he can be locked in there for a week

Hefty:*takes key and opens door*
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-07-2012 08:01 PM:
 
Sportette: *escapes*

That's all I got
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 08:19 PM:
 
Smurfette: *runs out door*

Hefty: Run *all run through the castle*

Archive: *scrubbing books*

Smurfette: Scrubbing books?

Archive: What are you doing out of your room? Brainy will kill you!

Sportette: So your coming with us?

Archive: *drops books* Uh-huh!

Sportette: Look what I have in my bag!

Smurfette: *unzips bag* MIRACLE! Now let's leave smurf village and come back when brainy's off the throne!

All *run*
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 08:21 PM:
 
Sportette:wait is this going to end up like before

Hefty:most likely

Sportette:do I get a new gun

Others:NO!!!!!

Sportette:aw...
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-07-2012 08:24 PM:
 
Archive: Sportette, you are a psycho...no offense!
Sportette: Oh yeah, wanna start a fight?
Memette: *pops out from bushes* Don't do it Sportette, IT WAS ALL YOU!!
Sportette: Shut up! *whacks Memette with claw hammer*
Memette: OWW!! One day I will whack you with a LOL INTERNET CAR THAT RONALD MCDONALD USES!
Sportette: Stupid.
Archive: Don't mess with my baby, and my life every again!
Sportette: Wanna mess?
Archive: Why not, you started it...so I'll mess you back!
Hefty: Stay away from my girl!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 08:27 PM:
 
Sportette:do you want to lose a tooth hefty

Hefty:nevermind

Sportette:CHAINSAW TIME!*takes out chainsaw* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-07-2012 08:29 PM:
 
Archive: Stop it...bloody stop it!
Smurfette: *parts in on Archive's side* TAKE THAT CHAINSAW DOWN OR YOU WILL BE CALLED ON TO 911!
Archive: To be in Sing-Sing for 20,000 years!
*in Memette's small headquarters*
Memette: I know what I'm going to do!!! *grabs a toaster* You know what they say...ALL TOASTERS, TOAST TOAST!!! *prepares to violently throw it at Sportette anonymously from behind*
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-07-2012 08:29 PM:
 
LOL, i love how Sportette creates the antagonizing characteristics on the RPGs. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 08:32 PM:
 
Sportette:don't try throwing it*has a gun and shoots toaster* besides to me pain tickles(true fact)

Archive:what are you unstoppable

Sportette:there is nothing to fear and yes

Hefty:now can you guys stop fighting
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 08:33 PM:
 
Thank you [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-07-2012 08:37 PM:
 
No problem Sportette!!

Archive: NO! She has to stop messing with my baby!
*at Memette's headquarters*
Memette: NOOOO!! PLAN FOILED!!! *cries* Ah well, I'll try this... *sneaks up behind Sportette and throws He-Man's weapon of power at her* I wonder what He-Man would say though...
Sportette: OUCH!!
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-07-2012 08:40 PM:
 
Sportette:*starts laughing* that tickled*has a "candle"* pretty candle

Hefty:wait sportette it's not a candle it's..

BOOM!!

Hefty:dynomite

Sportette:*hits memette in the head with a brick* no doing whatever you did before

Memette:ouch!
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-07-2012 08:43 PM:
 
Brainy: Oh god, this doesn't look so good!!! A whole gang of smurfs to war!!! Archive, Smurfette, Sportette, Hefty and Memette....that is pretty big! I have to report Papa Smurf!
*fight continues*
Brainy: *arrives at Papa Smurf* PAPA SMURF I HAVE SOMETHING TO TELL YOU!!!
Papa: What is it, Brainy?
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 08:56 PM:
 
Brainy: Who's side are you on! It's a war!

Papa: Brainy....you have to stop this!

Brainy: Naaaahhh, besides I need some entertainment. *grabs smurfettes arm and pulls her away* GET BACK INTO YOUR ROOM!

Archive: Don't treat her like that!

Memette: Clam, calm!

Miracle: *cries*

Smurfette: *takes her out of Sportettes bag, runs*

Sportette: Hey!

Brainy: Get back here Smurfette!

Archive: *punches Brainy* Sorry bro! You deserved it,

Sportette: Anyway.... *pulls up chainsaw* MWAHAHAHAHAHNAHA!

Archive: Mwahahaaha, really?

Sportette: *pokes out tongue*

Smurfette: *comes back without miracle* LAY OFF!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 09:11 PM:
 
The Smurfs sneaking out
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Brainy as king

 -

Princess Smurfette
 -

I have decided I will post AT LEAST 2 pics in each role play for a better understanding
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-07-2012 11:28 PM:
 
Brainy: Who's side are you on! It's a war!

Papa: Brainy....you have to stop this!

Brainy: Naaaahhh, besides I need some entertainment. *grabs smurfettes arm and pulls her away* GET BACK INTO YOUR ROOM!

Archive: Don't treat her like that!

Memette: Clam, calm!

Miracle: *cries*

Smurfette: *takes her out of Sportettes bag, runs*

Sportette: Hey!

Brainy: Get back here Smurfette!

Archive: *punches Brainy* Sorry bro! You deserved it,

Sportette: Anyway.... *pulls up chainsaw* MWAHAHAHAHAHNAHA!

Archive: Mwahahaaha, really?

Sportette: *pokes out tongue*

Smurfette: *comes back without miracle* LAY OFF!

Sportette: What?

Hefty: SMURFETTE GET BACK! *gets in her face*

Archive: *pushes Hefty* Hey!

Hefty: *starts a brawl*

Papa: STOP MY LITTLE SMURFS!
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-08-2012 01:39 AM:
 
Archive: NO!! WE WILL NOT!!
Hefty: Yes you will!
Memette: *throws brick at Hefty's eye* SHUT UP AND STAY AWAY!!! *ditches*
Archive: *laughs*
Smurfette: Serves him right!
Papa: STOOOOOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sportette: Stupid Archive...
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-08-2012 02:15 AM:
 
Smurfette: MY HUSBAND IS NOT STUPID! You are!

Papa: *steps between them* Break it up!

Hefty: *pushes Papa out of the way* Did you just call my girl stupid?
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-08-2012 03:46 AM:
 
Sportette:smurfity smurf smurf smurf!

All:*gasp*

Sportette:*has a knife* nosmurf calls me stupid and get away with it*chases smurfette* MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Papa:STOP IT!

Sportette:NEVER!
 
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-08-2012 06:28 AM:
 
Memette: *tear gasses Sportette and Hefty*
Sportette: *starts crying*
Hefty: WAAAAAH!!!!
Smurfette: *takes the baby back from Sportette and runs very fast with Archive*
Archive: *runs fast too*
*Sportette and Hefty didn't notice because they were crying because of the tear gas*
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-08-2012 07:06 AM:
 
Sportette:it burns!*starts laughing and crying them stops crying* all better

Hefty:how did you do that

Sportette:ask my dad

Sporty:cry laugh blink and it's gone like I am now whoosh!*runs away*

Sportette:bad magic!

Sporty:if you say good magic I'll get you a new chainsaw

Sportette:good magic!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-08-2012 12:07 PM:
 
Sportette: HEY SMURFETTE! How would you like a haircut?

Smurfette: No thanks, I may end up looking like you.

Sportete: WHAT DID YOU SAY!

Archive: *him and smurfette climb tree* You herd!

Sporty: Grrrrr, I so wish I had a chainsaw!
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-08-2012 03:27 PM:
 
Tabby: whats goin on?

Handy: Brainys king for a week and sportette, Hefty, Smurfette, and Archive are at war

Tabby: oh wow

Sportette: *runs by with a chiansaws* Hey u want to help me kill smurfette

Tabby: i think i'll pass

Handy: i would go see brainy, he has been looking for u

Tabby: awwwwwwww, what did he make u do?

Handy: guard

Tabby: i got nothin better to do, want to come to?

Handy: yeah ok.

AT THE CASTLE.......................

Tabby: yo Brainy! u wanted to see me?

Brainy: its king Brainy to u,and i would like to assign u a job, u are my bounty hunter for your skills at hunting

Tabby: ok, but i better be paid

Brainy: yes of course, i would like u to capture Hefty, Sportette, Smurfette, and Archive, then Handy u must take them to jail.

Handy and Tabby: yeah sure whatever
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-08-2012 05:20 PM:
 
King Brainy: Exept Smurfette and Arcive, I need a queen and someone to read me my quotations!

Handy: So Archive will be your queen?

Tabby: NO! It's obvious that that job goes to miracle!

King Brainy: Where is Miracle?

Tabby: Smurfette has her in a tree.

King Brainy: Get them all, bring me Archive, and Miracle. Handy...Get Smurfette and put her in the high tower.

Handy: The one She was locked in when you FORCED her to be queen.

King Brainy: Yes.

Tabby: What about Miracle?

Brainy: Because she is Archives and Smurfettes daughter, in the room where Archive sleeps, Miracle can sleeep there too, NOW GO!

Handy: *bow* Yes your highness

Tabby: *runs out the door* Bye Majesty Brainy Sir, thing.
 
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-08-2012 06:42 PM:
 
Sportette:touch me see what happens!

Hefty:*taps her and gets bit* ouch!

Sporty:I want to join kill the smurf!*has a knife*

Sportette:by the way is my haircut that bad?

Barber:yes it's fine I had to use a razor and tinfoil but fine now

Sportette:now let's go kill smurfette and archive!

Archive:I didn't do anything!

Hefty:liar!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-08-2012 08:46 PM:
 
Handy: *grabs Sportette* You're coming with me!

Sportette: Where too?

Handy: THE DUNGEON!

Sportette: YAY!

Handy: tabby, now!

Tabby: *grabs Hefty* Come on, your comin too!

Sportette: *giggle* This was fun!

Smurfette: We should do it again some time!

Archive: I'm still angry, but it was pretty fun!

LATER ON...

King Smurf Is Back In The Village.

King: How were things Brainy?

Brainy:Alright.

King: Okay

Brainy: Have a wife yet?

King Smurf: No, there are none in the smurf tropics....I was thinking Smurfette!

Brainy: She's already married.

King: I know, but that can't stop me. I'm a king!
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-09-2012 08:49 AM:
 
Tabby: uh yes t does!!

King: u want to go to the dungon

Tabby: YES!!!!

King: okay then, Handy, take her to the dungon

Handy: wait, u expect me to throw my girlfriend in jail?

King: yup

Handy: im not doin it!

King: Fine, Hefty, take them both to the dungon

Hefty: what?! fine, *whispers to Handy on the way to the dungon* dont worry Handy, i'll get u out
 
Posted by Greedette (Member # 4086) on 04-09-2012 05:18 PM:
 
Greedette: * walks out of forest* hey guys i'm bac- huh?! whats going on??????????
Hefty: Its a long story *pulls tabby and handy to dungeon*
Greedette: Wait... hefty why are you pulling tabby and handy to jail?!
Hefty: The king told me to.
Hefty: * drags them in dungeon *
Tabby: Uh...... Handy what does the prison look like?
Handy: One word ... Dirty.
Tabby: Oh great...
Hefty: Stop chit chatting the king might hear
Handy: Oh sorry hefty
Hefty: *Unlocking lock* i wonder whats happing to greedette?
Tabby: I don't know
Greedette: Let go of me! *scream *
Handy: Uh lets go...
Tabby: Ok. Thanks hefty
Greedette: Hey guys wait for me!
Tabby: How did you escape?
Greedette: *evil grin* i threw a pie....
Handy: LOL
Tabby: Shh we need to sneak away!
Greedette: Ok lets go
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-09-2012 05:25 PM:
 
King: STOP IN THE NAME OF THE LAW!!!!

Tabby: awwww god they got us!!

Handy: *reaches into tabbys hair and pulls out a gun* not on my watch

Tabby: u have a watch? since when?

Handy: figure of speech grab a gun and starts shooting!!!

Tabby: i'll get a bazooka

Handy: whatever floats ur boat

Tabby: i have a boat!!!???

Handy: again, figure of speech

Tabby: oh okay!!!

Greedette: RUN!!!!!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-09-2012 10:05 PM:
 
King Smurf: STOOP! I'll set you free, as long as you tell Smurfette her new husband is moi!
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-10-2012 04:38 AM:
 
Tabby: *stops running* who do u think u are to determin somesmurfs love

King: well i have the most power so i can

Tabby: i dont care if u have power, u cant do this to somesmurf, its not legal?!

King: i determin what is leagal and whats not

Handy: tabby stop!

Tabby: call me a outlaw, i dont care

King: GUARDS!!! THROW HER IN THE DUNGON!!! and dont let her escape. or else

all Guards: or else what???

King : or off with your head

Handy: *grabs Tabby* im sorry

Tabby: dont worry, i'll be okay

*once at the dungon*

Handy: i cant live life without you

Tabby: i feel the same, i need you to come to me and bring theese things to me

1. a caldron
2. a spellbook
3. a strand of smurfettes hair
4. blue clay
5. a magic wand
6. a few things that belong to King
7. smurf essences
8. moon crystal

Tabby: got it

Handy: yes, why do u need this?

Tabby: there will be a queen smurf by tommarow morning, i promise
 
Posted by Chloette Smurfette (Member # 4119) on 04-11-2012 05:59 AM:
 
Hey guys, I was just emailing Smurfette and she told me to post this for her:

Hi guys, sorry, I think my computer has allergeys to BB now

So anyway

THE NEXT DAY...

Tabby: Help, help!

King: What's that noise? Now it's time to go get Smurfette!

Guards: *bring out Tabby who looks like Smurfette*

King: Oh Smurfette!

Tabby: *runs and hugs King* Oh I'm so exited to marry you, even though I am with Archive!

King: *hugs*

Tabby: *kicks king*

Guards: *block her way*

Smurfette, Archive, Handy and Hefty: *start attacking guards* "
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-11-2012 07:31 PM:
 
Thanks so much Chloette!
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-12-2012 09:14 AM:
 
Tabby: Lets smurf out of here!!

All * start runing*

Handy: I got the antidote!

Tabby: good i dont want to look like this anymore

Smurfette: HEY!!!

Tabby: its to original, i like to be unique

Hefty: quick, in that tree!!
 
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 04-12-2012 11:40 AM:
 
All: *hide in tree*

Smurfette: *has Miracle*

Miracle: *crys*

Smurfette: *shushes her* Shhh baby!

Guards: *run straight underneath them*
 
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-12-2012 12:03 PM:
 
who are the guards anyway?

Guards: where are they?

Tabby: I have an idea, bu i need alot of cloth

Handy: try ur hair

Tabby:*Pulls out the kind of cloth clowns pull out of their sleeves or mouth and a pir of scissors*

Hefty: that was convient

Handy what are u gonna do with that?

Tabby: u'll see * cuts the cloth into indiviual pieces and jumps out of the tree*

Archive: Handy, ur Girfriend is CRAZY!!!!!!

Handy: but her craziness has gotton us out of alot, hasent it

Archive: very true

Tabby uses the clothe to tie up all the guards mouth , hands, feet, and eyes

Tabby: okay, lets go!!!
 


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