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Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 03-29-2012 01:07 PM:
Hello, something new on the role-play forums, and a very good one for you to imagine!!

If the Smurfs met the Snorks along with Jem (and all her Holograms) and all ganged up with the Samurai Pizza Cats!

If you don't know here is the character list.

The Smurfs: you already know them all!

The Snorks: Click here! (to see all main Snorks, minor Snorks, supporting Snorks, Villains and more!)

Jem: Click here! (to see band members of Jem & The Holograms, The Misfits, The Stingers and other characters such as Eric Raymond, Rio Pacheco and others!)

Samurai Pizza Cats: Click Here! (to see the Samurai Pizza Cats, Allies, Antagonists and Mechas! NOTE: JAPANESE NAMES ARE ON THE LEFT AND ENGLISH NAMES ARE ON THE RIGHT)
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 03-29-2012 03:47 PM:
Guess I'll start?!
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 03-29-2012 03:54 PM:
Sassette: *wakes up from some dream* Bouncing bullfrogs, what a dream! *gets up, changes from pyjamas into her pink jumpsuit* Alright, now to see what's outside! *gets outside, forgetting to check the time* Jumping jupiters it is dark in here, and swinging sausages almost no one is awake!! How did it get so dark all of a sudden? This is no way that it is possible, what time is it? *goes back to her mushroom house to check the time*
Clock: *displays 4:50 AM*
Sassette: *gazes in shock* SCREAMING SCORP---*puts hands in mouth to keep herself shut* Screaming scorpions, not even 5 am yet? I better get back to sleep! *sleeps but has a hard time*
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 03-29-2012 04:07 PM:
Tabby: *wakes up by hearing a muffled yell*Handy, are you ok?

HAndy: *asleep murmers* no, no leave her alone!

Tabby: HANDY!!

Handy: AHHH, Oh its just you,i had the worst dream ever. Morphio the dream demon captured me, then found you and captured you too and he made me watch your nightmare.

Tabby: *wraps her arms around Handy* Its okay, im right here, now lets get back to bed its 4:30 and im tiard

Handy: okay

Tabby: *Kisses Handy on the cheek and turns off the light*
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 03-29-2012 04:35 PM:
Brainy: *wakes up with an odd feeling* What was that sound? *checks time*
Clock: 4:55 AM
Brainy: What?! Not even 5 in the morning?! I must be dreaming the most realistic things ever as Papa Smurf may be thinking today...*sleeps*
*1 minute later*
Sassette: *still has trouble sleeping* What is this? Everyone's starting to wake up at 4:50 in the morning?! Bouncing bullfrogs, this must be a new morning revolution! I guess I'll wake up all the other smurflings...or maybe no no, that would be too harsh... I'll just wait and play outside in the dark! *goes outside and plays around*
Brainy: *hears distant footsteps* Mmm.mmm.....*gets up again* Yes, I must be hearing sounds?! What sound is that?! *looks outside and sees Sassette running in the dark* OH MY..THIS IS NOT SAFE!!! *rushes to Sassette*
*a few smurfs hear Brainy screaming*
Tabby and Handy: Oh my!
Tabby: I think we should get up!
Handy: But it is early in the morning!
Tabby: Fine...
Handy: Actually, a few smurfs are awake like Sassette alone in the dark so we must wake up too!
Tabby: Alright then! *they both get up*
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 03-29-2012 04:58 PM:
Sportette:what the smurf?!??!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!?!*goes to source of noise* at least I was already up

Handy:you were already up?!

Sportette:I get up at 3:00 each morning

Tabby:look*has glasses* brainys glasses

Handy:he doesn't go anywhere without his glasses where is he

Sportette:I heard him scream like a smurfette but if I s ream I lose my voice

Tabby:should we find him or go back to bed

Handy:find him

All others(exept clumsy):go back to bed
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 03-29-2012 05:10 PM:
Brainy: *wears glasses and sleeps*
Clumsy: *trips on something outside*
Archive: *wakes up* What is this?!?!?!?! *checks time* OH MY GOD FIVE O CLOCK IN THE MORNING AND PEOPLE ARE SCREAMING?! AAUGH!!! *runs outside*
Clumsy: Archive what are you doing outsi--*falls on something*
Archive: Are you okay? *trips*
Clumsy: OW!
Brainy: Stupidity....*goes outside to see what is going on* Why do you guys keep waking up?!
Archive: If you woke up too, why are you complaining about it?
Brainy: Why don't you find out who started it then because....wait a second, it was Sassette that started it all!!
Archive: Freaking out over a little kid?!
Sassette: *comes out* Bouncing bullfrogs, why is Brainy so agitated?
Brainy: Hey Sassette, I think you kinda made us constantly wake up since 4:50 AM
Sassette: I don't know how it came! I always wake up after 7 AM but suddenly I woke up at 4:50 AM like I haven't before, then heard Handy and Tabby wake up and I had trouble sleeping since then!
Brainy: Hmm.....must be something going on, let me check your bed Sassette, come with me.
Sassette: *comes with Brainy*
*every other smurf uncontrollably wakes up at 5:10 AM*
Posted by Smurfette (Member # 4140) on 03-29-2012 10:39 PM:'s here, I'll put something soon
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-02-2012 01:39 AM:
Hey Smurfette, do you have the lines ready? [Wink]
Posted by Chloette Smurfette (Member # 4119) on 04-02-2012 09:35 AM:
All smurfs: *just woke up* uhhh, why is it still dark out? *they hear "hum dum dudududum d d d dum" walk outside to investigate and see a light on in Greedy's house*

Hefty: Hey Greedy! Why are you up this early?

Greedy: I always get up this early. I have over one hundred mouths to feed. *Shows them tray of muffins*

Chloette: *Walks over drowsily* What's everyone doing here? Is it some weird tradition for smurfs to wake up early the day after April Fools Day or something?

Hefty: You mean April Smurfs Day?

Chloette: Uh, whatever.

*hears something from the smurfling's hut*

sound: Allstar, what'll we do? (I don't know anything about Snorks so please feel free to correct any mistakes I make about them)

All: *walk over to the smurfling's hut and knock on the door*

Nat: *Opens the door*

Handy: What are you smurflings doing in here?

Snappy: Only watching a show called The Snorks.

Jokey: He he he! Sounds funny! Snorks. Funny to say too!

Sassette: Mocking Mongoose Jokey, to some humans, I'm sure that the word Smurf sounds funny to them.

Greedy: Impossible. Tell 'em Chloette. You've been a human before.

Chloette: Actually, to humans, the word Smurf at first seems really funny to say. That is probably the same with Snorks *giggles a little* but after you say it a while you get used to it.

Greedy: *embarrassed* oh, well I have been wrong before.

Other smurfs: *Laughing*
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-02-2012 11:02 AM:
Sportette:the snorks? I love that show!

Handy:it sounds funny still
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-02-2012 11:21 AM:
Tabby: since i got my memory back, when i was a little smufling, my mom would tell me storys about the snorks tv show. did u know we have a tv show?

All: really?

Tabby: yup, it was during the 200 years when Homnibus waas trying to save my life and all of the other girls were frozen in stone.

All: oooooooooooo

Handy: how did they do it?

Sportette: ummm cameras? DUH!!!!

Lauren:(my best friend and Painters girlfriend) Whats smurfing on?

Painter: i azk z same

Tabby: hey u 2, long time no see, were all talking bout the smurfs tv show

Tori: (another best friend and Clumsys girlfriend) TV show?!

Tabby: ughhh do i need to explain it again!
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-03-2012 01:11 PM:
Archive: Snork-a-doodle!
Smurfette: Doo!
Handy: Hey, how did you know we were talking about the Snorks?
Tabby: Yeah, I guess a lot of us know the past as for most people nowadays don't!
Sassette: Smurfing snorkies this is....wait a second, that sounded stupid!
Archive: I thought that sounded awesome!
Sassette: Why? It's supposed to be snorks, and not snorkies! Plus, I am now starting to wonder what the snorks would sound like when they said smurf!
Allstar (from a long distance): *clearly sees in a house from a distance, one blue guy with a white hat outside* SMURFS!!!!!!!!
Casey (from the same distance): Those blue guys?
*at where the Snorks are*
Allstar: Yes indeed!
Daffney: I remember interviewing a smurf once!
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-03-2012 01:38 PM:
Sportette:shh now I'm watching clumsy on tv I love watching the smurfs

Archive:weren't we talking about the snorks

Sportette:I think

Fashionette(from my story):I did it! Oh yeah I did it oh yeah I did it

Sassette:hairy hobbits!(hehehehehe) who's she

Fashionette:you didn't see anything

Dancette:can come out now

Sportette(from alternate reality):no


Guiltette:what did your magic do this time

Sportette(double):I coughed*coughs and dissapears*

Bakette:what just happened

Sportette:let me think*watches music video for walk by foo fighters* I have no idea
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-03-2012 03:14 PM:
Tabby: so thats where babys come from sassette

Sassette: what? babies come from snorks?!

Tabby: i might be thinking about seaweed.........

Handy: definetly seaweed

Tabby: Oh yeah! babies come from- *Handy kisses Tabby*

Handy: Sassette is a smurfling and my little sister, i dont want her serverly scared for life...... yet

Tabby: awwwwwwwweee

Casey: whoa, whos that girl?

Allstar: i dont know, she doesnt look familier

Tooter: meepbloop whack

Dimmy: Tooters right! we should go introduce ourselfs

Daffney: hey smurf!!!

tabby: *without turning around* Hey Daffney!!!!

Allstar: do u know her?

Daffney: no, but she knows us
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-03-2012 04:16 PM:
Archive: OH MY GOODNESS!!! THE SNORKS ARE HERE!! *jumps in excitement*
Smurfette: I never thought this would happen!!!
Allstar: Hey Archive, you must be happy to see us!
Tabby: I'm Tabby by the way, *shakes hand with Daffney*
Allstar: Nice to meet you!
Papa Smurf: Seeing as the snorks are with us, we should all plan something special together!
Brainy: What is it, Papa Smurf? *smiles*
Clumsy: A day at the movies?
Papa: Close but no cigar, we will have a day going to a concert of a band, I will not spoil the name for you as it is a surprise, but you all might like it!
Archive: I don't know what it may be, but I might enjoy it!
Papa: But first, we will have an afternoon at a pizza restaurant!
Every smurf and snork: YAAAAY!!!
Dimmy: I've never been to a concert before!
Tooter: Mee-whoop-woop
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-03-2012 04:32 PM:

Handy: awesome!!!
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-03-2012 04:57 PM:
*every smurf and snork start walking*
Smurfs: La la la la la la
Snorks: Sing a happy song!
Archive: Wait, the snorks are singing too?! [Big Grin]
Allstar: Yes! Why not?
Casey: La la la la la la!
Smurfette: Smurf the whole day long!
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-04-2012 05:28 PM:
I guess I'll have to add again! [Sassette Smurfling]

Tabby and Handy: La la la la la la...
Archive: Wait what about the snorks theme?
Smurfette, Sassette, Archive and Clumsy: Come along with Snorks. Swim along with Snorks. So much to see waiting for you and me. Have some fun with the Snorks.
Allstar, Casey, Daffney, Dimmy: YAAAAY!!!
Tooter: *jumps in excitement*
*all are close to the pizza restaurant*

Meanwhile, at the pizza restaurant....

1. The people running the restaurant, multitasking as chefs, store-owners, cashiers and greeters should be the three Samurai Pizza Cats by the name of Guido, Polly and the leading Speedy Cerviche!

2. If anyone does not know anything about the Samurai Pizza Cats and wants to get a rough idea, please report here!
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-04-2012 05:55 PM:
Is pururun polly I'm confused stupid wikipedia its to confusing
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 02:30 AM:
Yeah, Pururun is Polly... it's just the Japanese names of the characters on the left.

Focus on the names of the right I suggest if you want to look at the character list. [Angel Smurf]

So i guess you haven't watched Samurai Pizza Cats? If not, you could watch a few episodes on YouTube! [Wink] [Big Grin] [Smile]
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-05-2012 10:43 AM:
Ok and I will [Big Grin]
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-05-2012 11:55 AM:
Tabby: Hey who are they?


Handy: how much weirder can this day get........
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 11:55 AM:
[Big Grin] Sounds good, looking forward to anyone's new entries...i already did 2 in a row.
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-05-2012 01:12 PM:
Polly:who are they?

Guido:*shrugs shoulders*


Polly:who are you?

Sportette:I asked first

Polly:I'm Polly

Sportette:I'm sportette

Allstar:hi I'm Allstar

Polly:what are you blue rats

Sportette:IM A SMURF!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-05-2012 02:40 PM:
Tabby: *pulls out a samuri swoud and starts fighting polly*

Polly: ur good at this

Tabby: i am part Samuri pizza cat

Guido: whoa

Handy: how?

Tabby: moms grandpa

Handy: oh

Smurfette: *holding Miricle* does that mean shes part Samuri Pizza cat?

Tabby: basicly yes, just wait til she has a stick

Archive: [Eek!]

Handy: what else are u,

Tabby: im every species here and also mermaid and human.

All: [Confused]

Daffney: so that might be why she knows us

Tabby: nope, i just watch a lot of tve

Dimmy: well that explains a lot
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-05-2012 02:47 PM:
Sportette:I can do anything with the twist of this bracelet*twists bracelet and turns human but crushes her house* dang it*turns it again and is handy*


Sportette:oops*twists it again and is tabby* ta da!


Sportette:*twists it again and is herself again but it nalfunctions and she is a knife* IM A KNIFE!!!!!
Posted by Tabby Smurf (Member # 3715) on 04-05-2012 02:50 PM:
I WANNA BE A KNIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-05-2012 02:56 PM:
I wish I was a chainsaw
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 03:39 PM:
LOL, I gotta big one!

Sportette: *tests her running skills as a knife*
Tabby: *laughs*
Polly: *gets upset and manic*
Archive: TABBY, SPORTETTE, ALL OF YOU!!! STOP!! *breaks the chaos up* I think Polly and the two other pizza cats are just wanting to run a pizza store and entertain! Why is this worth fighting for? Just because they aren't small doesn't mean they aren't friendly, they are heroes like the Smurfs and Snorks! I remember watching the 3 Samurai Pizza Cats on TV and they were pretty funny and all!
Polly: *gasps*
Smurfette: Look, look, look, I think Polly made a bit of a misunderstanding, and Archive we forgot to mention about what smurfs are like.
Polly: What are you smurfs like anyways out of curiosity?
Speedy: Yeah, we want to know!
Sportette: *reverts back to Sportette* I will turn into a knife in case of Gargamellic and evil emergencies from now on, not for any prejudice.
Archive: We are just like little blue guys benefitting our village and playing around, we have this really mean wizard that lives close to us and tries to have us for a certain meal, but he never gets away with it even if he did catch us once, we ran away. His name is Gargamel, he is around 6'4" tall and he is very creepy and hates happiness. We have the heroic guts to keep stopping him, mainly Papa Smurf as he is the great leader of the smurf community. So please, I hope you have understanded what us smurfs are like.
Allstar: Us snorks are somewhere around the same thing by the way!
Polly: You're right guys, I am sorry for the misunderstanding!
Clumsy: It's okay! Want a hug?
Polly: Sure! *hugs Clumsy*
Tabby and Sportette: Archive and Smurfette are right.
Archive: By the way tabby, you know how you said you were part Samurai Pizza Cat?
Speedy: Yeah, how is this possible?
Tabby: I'm just a TV-holic. LOL
Speedy: *giggles*
Archive: Well, I'm part Hologram.
Speedy: Hologram?!
Sportette: Maybe we should ask questions about them!
Tabby: Yeah!
Guido: Sure, ask me now! We'll get to that Hologram thing later.
Handy: So, what do you guys do for a living except deliver pizza?
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-05-2012 04:03 PM:
Sportette:wait I have a better question where's the bathroom?

Polly:over there*points to bathroom*

Sportette:thanks*runs to bathroom*

Bakette:I have a question what's that smell



Sportette:*chases gargamel away as a knife* GOODBYE GARBAGESMELL!

Allstar:is she always this crazy

Bakette:I'm afraid so
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 04:16 PM:
Papa: But sportette did the right thing!!!!! She scared Gargamel away violently!
Polly: Yeah.
Speedy: Now back to Handy's question, we are trained fighters and fight many dangers that we encounter, with our samurai fighting skills. My special power is the Cat's eye slash.
Guido: Same, and I'm very girl crazy!! I like anchovy fishes too!
Polly: *laughs* So that's what we do for a living, Handy.
Handy: Nice.
Speedy: Now who has asked about this Hologram thing again?
Archive: Me!
Polly: What do you mean by being part Hologram!
Smurfette: It's something from Jem.
Brainy: Jem and the Holograms, as many people know it.
Polly, Speedy and Guido: *bounce excitedly* JEM AND THE HOLOGRAMS???!!!
Allstar: They kinda sound familiar...
Casey: It's that pink haired girl..
Daffney: With totally 80s hairdo!
Speedy: I can't believe it!!! *smiles*
Papa: Well, I guess my surprise has been unexpectedly exposed in a different way, *giggles* Ah well, I might as well mention to all smurfs that Jem and the Holograms are going to be in the concert we're watching!
Posted by Sportette (Member # 4102) on 04-05-2012 04:46 PM:
Sportette:is david grohl there too!


Sportette:the guy who kept his car in the middle of the road and stepped in doggie doo doo from foo fighters

Papa:no sorry

Sportette:well If ya cant meet them be them*turns in Dave grohl* Booya!

Olive(ant farm):STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER!*dissapears*

Archive:when's the concert?

Papa:3:00 and its 2:30 now so let's get going its a half hour trip!

Sportette:no its a 30 second trip

Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 04:50 PM:
Polly, Speedy and Guido: We've paid for our tickets too!
Speedy: Let's go!
Polly: We'll have more pizza at dinner after the concert!
Guido: Yeah, rock and roll smurfs and snorks!
Archive: A metro street-car!!! *everyone gets in*
Papa: Okay, let's go!! *everyone enjoys the ride*
Posted by Archive Smurf (Member # 2350) on 04-05-2012 04:51 PM:
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