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Animator Smurf
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Ah I get it!

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Rowena
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Icon 1 posted 03-05-2012 01:43 PM      Profile for Rowena   Author's Homepage       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote  Post A Reply
Here are a few more riddles you might enjoy:

Why did the robot go to the psychiatrist?


Why were outlaws the strongest men in the old American West?


A truck hauling a shipment of frozen food across the country got stuck under a low bridge--so stuck the driver couldn't move forward or backward. A little girl watching from her bicycle suggested an easy solution, and the driver was soon on his way. What did the little girl suggest?


This is really something until you know what it is. Then, it's nothing. What is it?



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Posts: 236 | From: University | Registered: Oct 2011
Jokie Smurf
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Here are some riddles:

What do you get when you cross a lion with a parrot?


What do you call a funny book about eggs?


On what type of ships do students study?

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Rowena
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Icon 1 posted 03-06-2012 02:48 PM      Profile for Rowena   Author's Homepage       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote  Post A Reply
I know the third one: A Scholarship! [Graduate Smurf]

The other two I'll have to guess...
A funny book about eggs would be a real crack-up, yolk, yolk. [Wink]

Cross a lion and a parrot and you get a multi-colored griffin that demands animal crackers?

Am I close? [Confused]

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Posts: 236 | From: University | Registered: Oct 2011
Rowena
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Icon 1 posted 03-26-2012 07:43 AM      Profile for Rowena   Author's Homepage       Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote  Post A Reply
Well, no one's made a guess in a real long time, so here are the answers to these riddles:

Why did the robot go to the psychiatrist?
ANSWER: HE HAD A SCREW LOOSE

Why were outlaws the strongest men in the old American West?
ANSWER: THEY HELD UP TRAINS

A truck hauling a shipment of frozen food across the country got stuck under a low bridge--so stuck the driver couldn't move forward or backward. A little girl watching from her bicycle suggested an easy solution, and the driver was soon on his way. What did the little girl suggest?
ANSWER: LET SOME AIR OUT OF THE TRUCK'S TIRES

This is really something until you know what it is. Then, it's nothing. What is it?
ANSWER: A RIDDLE

[Big Grin]

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Posts: 236 | From: University | Registered: Oct 2011
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