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Topic: Blue Joke
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Smurfy1For2
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posted 06-23-2009 06:38 AM
In honor of the Smurfs, the Blue man group, Tobias Funke and all other blue buddies I present a blue buddies joke:
An excited blue man wakes up on a beautiful, clear blue morning.
He finishes his ablutions and the blue man kisses his blue wife goodbye. He opens his blue door and leaves his blue house. He opens his blue garage and gets in his blue car, leaves his blue driveway and drives down the blue road - to the first day of his job making blu-tac at the blue factory!
When he arrives at the blue factory a blue worker meets him and gives him a tour of the blue factory. First they enter the blue lobby and enter the blue elevator.
The blue worker finishes giving the blue man a tour of the blue factory and our blue hero meets all his blue colleagues and starts working at his blue workstation. He waits while booting up BlueOS X, aka Blue Tiger, on his computer.
Our protagonist is enticed by a large blue button at his blue station and he looks at it with his widening blue eyes. "What in the blue blazes is this big blue button?" A blue worker takes notice and says that he may "never ever" push the blue button - or there will be consequences.
The whistle blue - time for the blue worker to take a break! At the blue water cooler the blue man asks his blue colleagues what the blue button does. The blue colleagues freeze up in fear. They look into his blue eyes and tell him 'never' to push the blue button.
After work, the blue man leaves the blue factory, gets in his blue car and drives home down the blue road, parks in his blue driveway and goes into his blue house.
He kisses his blue wife, pets his blue dog, and his blue wife makes him his favorite meal with his favorite dessert - blueberry pie. The blue man and his blue family eat together, but all the blue man can think about is the blue button everyone warned him not to touch until they were blue in the face.
He tucks his blue boy into his blue bed, goes to his own blue room kisses his blue wife goodnight. His blue wife falls asleep but the blue man is still thinking about the blue button - he can't sleep, all he sees is the big blue button.
After agonizing about it the blue man decides he has to know what that blue button does.
He leaves his blue house, gets in his blue car and drives to the blue factory down the blue road. He gets to the blue factory, enters the blue elevator and goes to his blue work station.
In front of the blue button everyone warned him not to touch, the blue man makes his choice. He couldn't go through his career at the blue factory making blu-tac without knowing what the blue button does. He must do it - he must press the blue button.
The blue man finally got the nerve to push the blue button... Can you guess what happened to the blue man?
He blue up.
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u wished u rocked as i
Posts: 875 | From: Fairfield, VA | Registered: Nov 2005
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Squeaky Smurf
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posted 06-23-2009 08:18 AM
OMG... I wonder the other guys cried blue murder after they saw the result later? ![[Eek!]](eek.gif) ![[Roll Eyes]](rolleyes.gif) Great joke, Smurfy1For2!! ![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)
Posts: 1223 | From: Rio de Janeiro, Brazil | Registered: Jul 2008
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Sassette
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posted 06-23-2009 10:13 AM
What a build up... that's a good one! LOL!
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I love playing Smurf Games!!!
Posts: 939 | From: Smurfingland | Registered: Jul 1999
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DivineSheep
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posted 06-23-2009 12:24 PM
rotfl, I like.
The word blue was so overused that I started looking at it weird, wondering about the spelling and stuff...
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"Ohhh! we're the pepper pirates, we sail the seven seas, spices are our business, so pass the pepper please!"
Posts: 146 | From: Israel | Registered: Oct 2007
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